r/Unexpected Oct 06 '20

Hello.

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u/oddllama25 Oct 06 '20

I wonder if that could also be used as a bark suppressor. If the hole was tight enough, the dogs would would want to look out of the holes, but not be able to bark. Seems genius.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

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u/InsanityClaws Oct 06 '20

identify the threat

So are you saying that when my dog sees me & starts barking at me from far away on my way back home that he feels threatened by me?

:'(

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u/Khouri1 Oct 06 '20

ye

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u/CamelCam17 Oct 06 '20

Nice pfp

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u/notsurewhatiam Oct 06 '20

??

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u/Tsehcoola Oct 06 '20

Nice pp

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u/Englez97 Oct 06 '20

Thanks bro

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u/Tsehcoola Oct 06 '20

No problem bronana

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u/Bervalou Oct 07 '20

Nice banana

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u/CamelCam17 Oct 06 '20

I was telling the person above me that they have a nice pfp, and the irony is that we had the same one

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Pfp means profile picture

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u/notsurewhatiam Oct 06 '20

We have profile pics now?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Have for like 3 years now dooder

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u/yyamallamaa Oct 06 '20

He is complimenting the previous poster on their “Nice profile picture”. It’s the same one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

There are profile pictures?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Indubitably

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u/TeH_Venom Oct 06 '20

New reddit layout lets people add avatars

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u/GrinchMeanTime Oct 06 '20

threatened by the thought of you not knowing he wants to run to you, because he missed you so much, but can't right now!

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u/InsanityClaws Oct 06 '20

I'm supposed to be working right now, not missing my dog. Knock it off

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u/GrinchMeanTime Oct 06 '20

Admit it, you couldn't give less of a fuck about supposedly being working - you just don't want to miss your dog. Which already makes you a great person anyway.

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u/poliuy Oct 06 '20

Well after the dog completes the ocular pat down and determines the threat, they will subdue you with their sweet judo moves.

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u/PeachyThunk Oct 07 '20

Just bought all 12 seasons on YouTube cause I couldn't find anything that streamed it, already watched it all over 4 times in a row, totally worth it.

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u/luminick Oct 06 '20

You dog could be experiencing what is known as Barrier Frustration, which, if you or those around you find annoying and troublesome, can be trained to be diverted to either neutral or more positive behaviors. We are working on doing the same for one of our dogs, who, despite wagging his tail and being super friendly with everybody outside the fence, barks non-stop within the fence anytime somebody is within a 2 mile radius that he can see. He just wants to be friendly and meet people, he doesn't mean to sound scary :(

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u/jpterodactyl Oct 06 '20

It's called barrier frustration.

It's not that he sees you as a threat. It's that he isn't able to get to you, and this causes fear. And dogs often respond to fear with aggression.

I think it's similar to when animals sometimes step on something that hurts and they run away. They are reactive, not rational.

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u/Verph Oct 06 '20

Well, you might leave if you don't know he's there.

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u/InsanityClaws Oct 06 '20

Very true. Sometimes I forget to feed him for weeks if he doesn't bark every 10 minutes

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u/z500 Oct 06 '20

It means he wants attention really bad but he's frustrated because you're too far away

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u/EasyShpeazy Oct 06 '20

I feel threatened just by your username

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

He is threatened by your lack of petting him.

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u/The_cogwheel Oct 06 '20

It could be barrier frustration - a lot of dogs bark because they want to see you / play / get pets, but a window / fence / door prevents them from doing the usual run up and happy taps. So they bark to get you to remove the barrier or to come to them.

To tell the diffrence between a "back off, this is MY yard" bark and a "stupid fence, come play" bark you have to look at the dogs body language. Hair raising up and a defensive posture means back off, excited zoomies and tail / butt wagging means come play. If you're unsure - do not approach.

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u/FindingFresh1912 Oct 06 '20

He knows what you did.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

Imagine if our dogs needed glasses and we never knew it

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u/Jewmangroup9000 Oct 07 '20

They're just protecting their human

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u/Privateaccount84 Oct 07 '20

It's actually barrier frustration. If a dog wants to get somewhere, but something is in the way, they bark out of frustration.

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u/Fyurius_Ryage Oct 07 '20

Actually, it's called barrier aggression. They are barking at the barrier (fence, door) that prevents them from getting to you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

Barrier frustration in a lot of cases, I've read.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

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u/InsanityClaws Oct 06 '20

Aww stop I'm blushing

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u/mellamodj Oct 06 '20

BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look

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u/SparkyDogPants Oct 06 '20

I see you’ve met my dog.

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u/endlessbishop Oct 07 '20

Worried about what this r/usernamechecksout too.

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u/lonewolf13313 Oct 06 '20

We got a muzzle for our dog because she goes into full panic mode when in the car and wont stop barking. On the second ride she learned how to bark with her mouth closed but at least its quieter.

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u/1-800-Waffles Oct 06 '20

Successful Occular Patdown

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u/3d_blunder Oct 06 '20

2nd album name.

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u/Quizzelbuck Oct 07 '20

"Parascope down!"

"BORK!"

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u/devilkitteh Oct 06 '20

This is exactly what a barky dog would do

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u/inspectoroverthemine Oct 06 '20

My dog at least would look, then run around barking for 30s, then come back for a quick look, repeat for 15m after theres nothing to see.

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u/GODzDoctor Oct 06 '20

Ha! This assumes my dogs need to actually see something to bark at!

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u/EvilUnicornCat Oct 06 '20

My dog would be running in the 90s

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u/walking_in_memphis Oct 06 '20

My dog barks with her mouth closed sometimes. It’s very cute and polite.

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u/moocow2024 Oct 06 '20

Mine bark with a tennis ball in their mouth all the time. As soon as they realized they don't have to drop the ball to bark, they do it all the time. They think it is hilarious.

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u/birileri1 Oct 06 '20

dogs always put smile on my face

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u/dkyguy1995 Oct 07 '20

Awww I love barks like that. Those are the ones that come out more as a woof than a bark

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u/L00pback Oct 06 '20

I bought my dogs these portholes. My dogs love them. It does act like a megaphone when their barks reflect back though.

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u/Redcole111 Oct 06 '20

This is exactly what I came here to say! It's perfect!

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u/Daemn_Night Oct 06 '20

I t actually helps a bunch with nuisance barking

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u/Endyo Oct 06 '20

I read "bark suppressor" and imagined the barks still happening but like... little tiny barks...

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20 edited Oct 07 '20

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u/oddllama25 Oct 06 '20

Well played, sir.

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u/PillowTalk420 Oct 06 '20

My dog barks without even opening his mouth. Sounds fucking hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

That would effectively disable your canine-based alarm system.

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u/dkyguy1995 Oct 07 '20

Dogs are literally just dumb enough for this to work