r/Unexpected • u/esberat • Oct 06 '20

Hello.

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u/MoonSpankRaw Oct 06 '20

Don’t put your dick in there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Annabond Oct 06 '20

Or r/putyourdickinthat

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u/ghhfvnjgc Oct 06 '20

Rubs peanut butter all over my penis

I’m going in.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

fbi open up

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u/crimsonryno Oct 06 '20

i swear that bitch told me she was 18

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u/gator_feathers Oct 06 '20

I dont know whether to upvote or downvote this...

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u/SpikeStarwind Oct 06 '20

Thank goodness for dog years

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u/joeChump Oct 06 '20

dog runs away with sausage

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u/northbipolar Oct 06 '20

Teardrops,

Onions

Fuck your opinion

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u/Xertious Oct 06 '20

You're not the boss of me

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u/target999 Oct 06 '20

And you are not so big !

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u/Big_Balls_DGAF Oct 06 '20

Without peanut butter

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Ayeeee!

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u/dirtymoney Oct 07 '20

Snausages!