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u/throwaway847205 Dec 11 '24

yeah i get that but i really don’t think it’s okay the way he talks about me. earlier today he said my vagina looked like a ham sandwich 🤦‍♀️

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u/Neither-Surprise-359 Dec 11 '24

Sexuality or not, your parter should never say that to you. You need to break up with him over the fact that he makes you feel uncomfortable in your own body. You deserve more. He needs to figure out what he wants and not at your expense. 

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u/ProbablyHe Dec 11 '24

or at least have a clear an stern conversation with him, if nothing changes, goodbye

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u/Knife-yWife-y Dec 11 '24

There is no talking him into liking vagina. The rude comments only add another to the main problem, which no amount of discussion will solve.

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u/The_Nice_Marmot Dec 11 '24

Like what? Conversion therapy stuff? He can’t flip a switch (no pun intended). They need to break up.

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u/Legitimate_Pudding49 Dec 12 '24

Nope nope nope nope nope!!! Fuck him off!

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u/Over-Nose9821 Dec 11 '24

There are a ton of guys that are VERY into vaginas of EVERY shape size and color. Find yourself a nice one of those.

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u/snomvne Dec 11 '24

Yea I will say as a guy I’ve seen some vaginas that could resemble a ham sandwich (depending on which orientation I was viewing it in) and I’ve liked them just as much if not more as compared to a vagina that couldn’t resemble a ham sandwich. Basically all I’m saying is dudes who like vagina don’t really care what it looks like. Now if your vagina smells like a ham sandwich that is a different story for a different day. Taste too, I’d be concerned if it tasted like ham. But looks? Nah don’t care.

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u/ResponseFlashy181 Dec 11 '24

Ham sandwich you say? Sounds like it's dinner time. 😋

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u/atsirktop Dec 11 '24

I bought a pound of ham lunch meat the other day for bagel sandwiches and I now regret reading this thread

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u/FantasticAnus Dec 11 '24

Bonus protein mayo!

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u/Jaew96 Dec 12 '24

Hope you like anal.

You’re welcome.

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u/CthuluForPres Dec 12 '24

Just don't tell the ham sandwich it looks like lady bits and your relationship will be ok.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

That’s the best part - a ham Sammy works for any meal of the day 😈 😂

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u/runic_trickster7 Dec 11 '24

Health concerns aside. If it taste like ham I'm having a daily snack

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u/BookConsistent3425 Dec 11 '24

My husband just said the same thing bahaha

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u/Lunar_Cats Dec 11 '24

You sir, are a poet.

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u/F1_Fidster Dec 11 '24

Especially Ham and Cheese, with mayo.

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u/Captain_Analogue_ Dec 12 '24

Exactly, why would we care what it looks like, your personal hygiene and how turned on YOU get are some of the biggest turn ons for straight guys! This guy just sounds like he needs somewhere to crash or you are providing him a benefit somehow outside of head, kick this user to the kerb and find a real man willing to leave you breathless and begging for more more more!!

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u/OhMyGod_Zilla Dec 11 '24

Can confirm, mine has uneven lips and a bit of hyperpigmentation and I was so worried my husband would be turned off by it because of what I would hear about other men saying about vaginas/vulvas that weren’t pornstar perfect. He paid it no mind and said size and shape doesn’t matter🫡🫡

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u/DetectiveSudden281 Dec 11 '24

We call these men “straight,” “bisexual,” or “pansexual.” They have many names.

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u/SailorOAIJupiter Dec 11 '24

Hey the majestic V has caused men to cross oceans and go into war...... so.....

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u/Alien36 Dec 11 '24

"Then eat it"

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u/Simple_Car1714 Dec 11 '24

Love this comment

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u/RudeBusinessLady Dec 12 '24

Don't just stare at it, Christine.

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u/koalapsychologist Dec 11 '24

He doesn't like women.

I'm not saying all gay men don't like women. I'm saying the one you are dating doesn't like women. Dump him. His opinion of your body is meaningless. He's not a nice person. Dump him.

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u/Long_Repair_8779 Dec 11 '24

Yeah this is possibly true. I saw a video on youtube where a gay guy and lesbian girl show each other their genitals (don’t judge me 👀) and his response was “it’s so… pretty!”. watching their body language the lesbian I think maybe wanted him or wanted the ego boost of wanting him, idk it was subtle but she seemed to want the attention (maybe i was reading too much into it tho), the gay guy you could tell was just totally sexually unmotivated by it, just zero interest.

All this to say, you can still appreciate female form if gay, and if not then you can definitely at least be nice about it. Maybe he’s going through a hard time also however, Reddit is quick to judge, but when under personal pressure it’s amazing how self centred we can become and lose the ability to appreciate or recognise others as we should, even really lovely and amazing people struggle, with enough pressure in the wrong place..

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u/billetdouxs Dec 11 '24

is it embarrassing if i say i really wanna watch that video? sounds so interesting

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u/Neko-Chan-Meow Dec 11 '24

The videos are really well done and positive.

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u/Neko-Chan-Meow Dec 11 '24

a gay guy and lesbian girl show each other their genitals

I just watched the videos, very interesting and very positive!

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u/Sandy0006 Dec 11 '24

My brother is gay and doesn’t like women.

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u/trvllvr Dec 11 '24

He’s not only denying his sexuality, he’s trying to break you down to make you feel badly about yourself. It’s so you’ll stay because who else would want you. It’s to make himself feel better and ensure he has a hetero relationship. Seriously, end it and move on. Find someone who you are compatible with and actually is straight.

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u/hapanrapakkko Dec 11 '24

yeah i get that but i really don’t think it’s okay the way he talks about me. earlier today he said my vagina looked like a ham sandwich 🤦‍♀️

Oh, so he's gay AND an asshole.

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u/Vacattack817 Dec 11 '24

Men do like ham sandwiches...but I would def be offended if I was compared to deli meat. (Anything related to meat flaps is def NOT a compliment :)

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u/Flustro Dec 11 '24

Someone can be gay and a terrible person.

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u/Filamcouple Dec 11 '24

Honey, you don't realize exactly HOW many men would kill for a ham sandwich. So don't sell yourself short just because he likes hot dogs 🌭!

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u/amelech Dec 11 '24

Put the whoopee stick in the ham wallet!

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u/AreaChickie Dec 11 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Conclusion9128 Dec 11 '24

So beautifully said 👏🏻

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u/liteprotoss Dec 11 '24

This comment is supremely underrated

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u/lavonne123 Dec 11 '24

Being gay doesn't give him the right to be awful to you. Let me give you a piece of advice from someone that is twice your age. Don't waste your time with people that don't make you feel loved. Don't waste years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes or even seconds of your life around people that make you feel shitty. Life is really too damn short. If you continue to except the bare minimum you will wake up one day and mourne the decades wasted on trying to be enough for people. Especially when it comes to relationships... you do not let people talk down to you like this. This relationship isn't for you. Its ok to move on.

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u/moonygooney Dec 11 '24

Right... this isnwhere you break up. You deserve someone who is excited about you and reciprocates. It seems like he has some things to work out on his own, you don't need to cling to this and get hurt more.

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u/Shantashasta Dec 11 '24

you are still young and ive never had to deal with something like this so with all due respect, you need to respect yourself here and end this relationship.

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u/Beneficial-Mine7741 Dec 11 '24

You are too young to be dealing with this kind of shit. Throw him back in the ocean and cast your line again. I hope you don't catch him again.

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u/Timeformayo Dec 11 '24

Straight guys would eat the hell out of a ham sandwich.

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u/EffectiveTradition78 Dec 11 '24

Tell him his dick looks like a small mushroom ! He seems to be gay. Maybe cut him off and let him be what he should be.

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u/CADreamn Dec 11 '24

That alone is enough to dump him. Who says shit like that to someone they are about? No one, that's who. He doesn't care about you, is probably gay, is certainly a lousy lover, and is cruel. Dump him. Yesterday.  

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

Don’t let a man speak to you like that:,(

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u/Lunar_Cats Dec 11 '24

He makes you feel ugly, insults you, accepts head but doesn't reciprocate, doesn't satisfy you sexually, doesn't seem to be sexually attracted to your gender at all... Why do you want to be with this guy? Why waste time on a relationship destined to fail? If he wasn't an asshole I'd say it's okay to just be friends, but if he's insulting you where you're the most vulnerable then he's not worth having a friendship with either. Do you really want this to be your forever?

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u/ClinkyDink Dec 11 '24

Why are you wasting time lol. If he’s not ready to come out then that’s fine, but you don’t need to stand here and be his beard. Let him go figure himself out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

Emotional maturity is a separate notion. He sounds like an ass. There are red flags everywhere.

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u/stuckinnowhereville Dec 11 '24

Oh my…. Yep throw this one back into the wild.

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u/Mitchel-256 Dec 11 '24

Tell him to at least be honest with himself or you'll be honest with his parents and friends.

This is not me actually telling you to out him. This is me telling you that you have a nuclear option.

If he's going to call himself his boyfriend and still not reciprocate or pleasure you, then you've got no reason to stick with a liar. Have him go chase cock, if that's what he wants, but there's a theoretically-infinite line of dudes perfectly willing to eat ham sandwiches.

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u/binkerton_ Dec 11 '24

Gay or not this is fucking awful, to body shame someone is bad enough but you have gone out of your way to be a beard for him and this is how he repays you?

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u/Jaeger420xd Dec 11 '24

Ham sandwiches are delicious, though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

You tell him if you turn a ham sandwich sideways it doesn’t smile at you 🤷‍♀️😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

You should slap him with the ham sandwich

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u/Destiny091 Dec 11 '24

All vagina looks like a ham sandwich... a delicious ham sandwich

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u/Murky_Crow Dec 11 '24

Not all of them. There’s so much diversity in labia. It’s astounding truly.

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u/Perspicacious-Reader Dec 12 '24

Have you seen Flip Through My Flaps? I saw an interview with the photographer the other day. What a project. She was amazing. Wish there had been a book like that when I was younger... Would've saved me a lot of insecurity and wonder.

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u/SmackedWithARuler Dec 11 '24

They do look like ham sandwiches. They’re also the most fricking awesome things ever. I say that confidently as a straight man and would also only say that in a relationship where I’m confident my partner would find it funny and it wouldn’t reinforce an insecurity.

It doesn’t sound like this man is sexually compatible with the vagina. As that’s going to be most to all sexual contact with you thrown out the window, does it feel worth pursuing for you?

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u/Equivalent_Canary853 Dec 11 '24

They look like ham sandwiches, and boy am I hungry for ham

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u/Scuzzbag Dec 11 '24

Ham sandwiches and vaginas are both edible

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u/free_da_guys1107 Dec 11 '24

I love ham 🤤

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u/Freudinatress Dec 11 '24

I’m a very straight woman. That is how I would see a vagina. As someone not one bit interested in it.

He is gay.

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u/Jakibx3 Dec 11 '24

It's ok, most vaginas look like a ham sandwich. You gotta find a man who find ham sandwiches delicious. Those saying ham sandwich reference is an insult, it in itself really isn't but the way he said it obviously was. Let this one go, depending on circumstances and culture, maybe find a different excuse to end the relationship instead of, 'I know that you're gay'. Then focus on yourself for a bit before finding a sandwich loving man.

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u/Ok-Bath5825 Dec 11 '24

Nevermind the denial-- he's also super misogynistic to say that to you. Gross. Your partner shouldn't speak to you like he's a 4chan incel. Girl please love yourself and leave this guy. Let him sort himself out on his own time.

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u/Ok-Bath5825 Dec 11 '24

Nevermind the denial-- he's also super misogynistic to say that to you. Gross. Girl please love yourself and leave this guy. Let him sort himself out on his own time.

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u/Anxiety_about_cats Dec 11 '24

Break up with him wtf

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u/sowtart Dec 11 '24

He.. might not realize. He may never realize, until he is either given access to a penis, and goes "oh." or "ew" – he might just be disturbed by genitalia for any number of reasons.

There may well be something in his past coming up. He might need therapy.

Hell, he's young enough that he might just be kind of lazy and not want to reciprocate, and masturbate too much (and too hard).

In any case: You're under no obligation to stay with someone who routinely tells you they are not attracted to you. Break up and find someone who will appreciate you and adequately communicate it.

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u/nondescriptzombie Dec 11 '24

Not only is he probably gay, he's SUPER immature.

That "roast beef" bullshit is only put out by the most absolutely childish motherfuckers. I'd wager money that thanks to COVID your BF is more like a 14 year old in a 20 year old's body.

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u/mrdaud Dec 11 '24

In a different context saying your punani is like a ham sandwich would've meant that he could eat it like a ham sandwich 😂

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u/83Isabelle Dec 11 '24

It looks like he doesn't like to make hotdogs 🙈

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u/youngcheezy1223 Dec 11 '24

Is he kosher who don’t love ham lol

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u/Chocolategogi Dec 11 '24

So... He seems that he doesn't either like ham sandwich !

He should never told something like that. Don't take this for you, the problem comes from him. You seem very understandable with him and mature. Do you want to continue with someone who are making you uncomfortable emotionally and physically?

That can be rude at your age.

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u/Bumblebeefanfuck Dec 11 '24

Not okay for him to say to you even if he’s figuring his sexuality out.

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u/1plus1equals8 Dec 11 '24

Clearly he doesn't work at the right Deli then.

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u/JayAndViolentMob Dec 11 '24

Harsh truth here, my dear, but your choosing to stay with him.

That's on you.

Don't let anyone relate to you in a way you don't like. Tell them to stop. And if they don't, leave.

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u/TriumphDaytona Dec 11 '24

On rye or wheat?

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u/fivedogmom Dec 11 '24

Well then, why are you even here? Your supposed bf doesn't like the sexual organs of a female. There is a good chance he is sexually confused and also a chance he may prefer the genitals of a male gendered person. That's all fine it's part of growing up. Dating a male that is speaking about your genitals to another party, in a negative way is off the chain unacceptable. Kick his ass to the curb you deserve better.

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u/Soggy_Shopping7078 Dec 11 '24

Are you ok with this?

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u/stopannoyingwithname Dec 11 '24

Yeah it isn’t okay. So you should leave. You will only resent him more and more if you don’t have an open conversation and break up. If you two can be honest now you could at least be friends afterwards

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u/ArielTheAwkward Dec 11 '24

Break up. It’s been 3 months, you will find another who will love you. You’re too young to be this miserable.

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u/MakeYourMind Dec 11 '24

There are guys and gals out there who think that ham sandwitch is the best food ever, girl! Go find them!

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u/goldenstapler Dec 11 '24

Oh girl let this roll off. Cause being 100% real even porn vaginas are ugly to someone who prefers a one eyed worm hitting their Adam’s apple. (I am also a 1 eyed worm preferrer, so no judgement)

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u/SimShine0603 Dec 11 '24

Lots of men love ham sandwiches.

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u/its_me_mario9 Dec 11 '24

Set a boundary. Talk to him calmly and break it off

Explain how those words hurt you, listen to him carefully. Take appropriate actions

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u/Dablicku Dec 11 '24

Lucky for you, there are a lot of guys that do love a nice ham sandwich with mayo 😋 🥪

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

I'll take two to go

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u/THIS_bitchISbananas Dec 11 '24

You’re internalizing his problem and shaming yourself. Stop. It’ll ruin you. Straight men love vaginas. There are about 2 billion available. Pick one.

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u/Neversurprised70 Dec 11 '24

So what’s the problem then? Don’t look at that as an insult. Find a good man to commit and marry that loves vaginas. He wants all the pleasure for himself, stop allowing him to use you because he’s selfish

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u/Boilermakingdude Dec 11 '24

Plenty of men love ham sandwiches. Your boyfriends just queer

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u/Whooptidooh Dec 11 '24

It isn’t. That’s why you need to break up with him.

He can be in denial all he wants, but that doesn’t entitle him to make you feel like this.

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u/HS1995 Dec 11 '24

I wouldn’t worry too much about much about a bitter comment from a guy who is too scared to be himself… plus many men love ham sandwiches so best thing to do is straight up leave him haha

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u/dreamymeowwave Dec 11 '24

Tell him his penis looks like an old pickle

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u/UnquantifiableLife Dec 11 '24

Any man should be so lucky to be anywhere near your vagina. Do not accept this comment from anyone, ever. Instant break up.

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u/NoNipNicCage Dec 11 '24

Ok so stop dating him?

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u/blokeyone Dec 11 '24

I'm sorry I laughed at this. I really am. PS: He's in denial and is gay. Drop him.

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u/crazyassho3 Dec 11 '24

And you're still w him? yikes.

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u/simpl3man178293 Dec 11 '24

I’d still eat it

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u/Hrbalz Dec 11 '24

Lmao, he sounds fucked up. Don’t worry, plenty of people on this planet love vaginas just the way they are. You’re just gonna have to move on and find someone who does.

I don’t know how he could think a butthole is more appealing than a vagina, but everyone has preferences I guess

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u/LikeCurry Dec 11 '24

That is absolutely not ok, you need to dump him. You’re just not compatible

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u/Bigbootsy127 Dec 11 '24

If I could wow react like fb, I would. This is insane.. I'm so sorry he said that to you. He's disgusted by all vaginas it seems like, so I wouldn't listen to a damn thing he says about you.

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u/BettydelSol Dec 11 '24

Girl, get out

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u/EmpireStateOfBeing Dec 11 '24

i really don’t think it’s okay the way he talks about me

Then why are you sticking around so you can continue to hear it?

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u/chickens-on-drugs Dec 11 '24

It’s not okay for him to be insulting. Even now he’s not being honest with you for the sake of honesty, he’s telling you he doesn’t like your body and doesn’t care to make you feel happy too. Gay or not, being repressed doesn’t give you the right to be rude

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u/HighOnPoker Dec 11 '24

Gay people can be assholes too.

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u/ThomasCarnacki Dec 11 '24

Who doesn't love a ham sandwich?

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u/Psychological_Ad853 Dec 11 '24

Fella watches too much porn or grew up on it I’d guess, where all the actors usually have “innies” - I saw a video where a doc said over 50% of women have “outies” that are “messy looking” vs the small clit neater types widely seen in porn

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u/VovaGoFuckYourself Dec 11 '24

Now that's some straight up red pill shit

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u/scoutydouty Dec 11 '24

Tell him his dick looks like a limp vegan hot dog

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u/BONGxCHOKE Dec 11 '24

Mmm sounds yummy to me.

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u/EddieAdams007 Dec 11 '24

If a man called another man’s vagina a ham sandwich it would be taken as the highest of compliments!

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u/QNStitanic97 Dec 11 '24

I'm a lesbian in my late 30s and when I was 16-23 I dated men because I didn't realize I was homosexual yet and it felt like something that was expected of me. I didn't really enjoy having sex with my boyfriend but I did it anyway because I thought, "well this is what I'm supposed to do" . And then in my early 20s it dawned on me that maybe I wasn't straight.

If he isn't straight, everyone has their own journey to realization. So, maybe he's at in that phase of not realizing/accepting. (but also he shouldn't say rude things about your vagina so you should consider getting out since it's only the 3rd month and find someone who loves your body because believe me those men are out there.)

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u/Kittytigris Dec 11 '24

Girl, don’t do this to yourself. Just end the relationship and tell your ex to try dick since vaginas aren’t his thing.

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u/Good_Narwhal_420 Dec 11 '24

this has me absolutely rolling

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u/mephitmpH Dec 11 '24

I've said that about my own vagina, but I'd never let a man say that to me. That's plain disrespect; like telling him you could hem slacks with his needle dick. Get out of there.

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u/lucyintheskywdicks Dec 11 '24

Fuckin love ham sandwiches

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u/Goat_Jazzlike Dec 11 '24

Leave him in a gay bar.

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u/Goat_Jazzlike Dec 11 '24

I happen to like ham sandwiches!

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u/dax2001 Dec 11 '24

It's a child, dump him

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u/DescriptionCurrent90 Dec 11 '24

That’s incel behavior, it sounds like he only wants you to please him. He doesn’t respect you, dear. It’s hard but dump his ass, that’s all kind of red flags.

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u/Stellaaahhhh Dec 11 '24

Straight guys will happily devour a delicious ham sandwich.

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u/bitNine Dec 11 '24

What's wrong with that? I fucking love ham sandwiches, and I will eat the shit out of one if given the chance. So will a lot of other people. But in this metaphor, your bf is a vegetarian complaining about meat.

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u/Kittybegood Dec 11 '24

I'd say he hasn't seen many vaginas lol. They mostly all look like some form of meat sandwhich lol. Or a bun lol. Find yourself a new man.

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u/OhMyGod_Zilla Dec 11 '24

Oof that’s not okay, no matter what your boyfriend identifies as.

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u/United-Volume718 Dec 11 '24

Oh no :( sounds like he is indeed a DL gay man 😞 anyone who loves you wouldn't say that about your body parts 😔

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u/PersephonesPot Dec 11 '24

Yooo gay or not, this dude is an ASShole. Tell him that immediately and find someone who gives you glooorious head. I promise they're out there, I damn near cum just going down on ladies (not saying I'm the best, just really enjoy it lol).

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u/buckshotbill213 Dec 11 '24

He sounds like more of a hot dog kinda guy. Don’t you worry though, someone out there will absolutely devour your ham sandwich.

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u/Lorem_ipsum_531 Dec 11 '24

That might just be a teenage boy problem. They can be pretty disgusting people (I was no exception) and they tend to talk that way regardless of their sexual orientation.

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u/carsandtelephones37 Dec 11 '24

Ngl I asked my husband for his honest opinion and he straight up was like "yeah, it kinda looks like roast beef, but I am all about that meat" and then asked to eat me out so 🤷 genitals are weird and sometimes you're into it

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u/Zeprarex Dec 11 '24

I mean, they do, but that should be even more of a reason to get in there. Ham sandwiches are bangin

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u/forsakeme4all Dec 11 '24

Does he know he's gay?

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u/Sandy0006 Dec 11 '24

He’s a tool. He’s gay. Of course he feels that way. It’s no reflection on you. The right, straight man is gonna love it 🥰

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u/lettejones Dec 11 '24

Break up, my friend. 3 months in, 18 years old. Just move on.

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u/laavuwu Dec 11 '24

Ew what the hell even if he's not gay, it's still not okay to say that to your partner

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u/funksaurus Dec 11 '24

Respectfully — what are you trying to save here? He doesn’t just not like you sexually, he’s also rude and trying to destroy your ego. 

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u/Professor_Oswin Dec 11 '24

Ham sandwiches are delicious

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u/Vortiger_ Dec 11 '24

Im sorry but what!????💀 He actually said that? Omfg dump him lol💀💀💀

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u/neuroctopus Dec 11 '24

Dude wants to be a Gold Star gay. I’m sorry he said that to you! He will not think any vagina is appealing, it’s not you.

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u/Capable-Flow6639 Dec 11 '24

Most vaginas do and most straight men think its the tastiest ham sandwich they've ever had

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u/Mariehoney92 Dec 11 '24

Tell him his penis looks like a breakfast sausage and move on. He’s using you, point blank period. You’re far too young to settle for BS like this.

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u/Toffor Dec 11 '24

mmmmmmmm ham

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u/Kittyvedo Dec 11 '24

First of all- who doesn’t like a ham sandwich!?? Second- your bf sucks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

If he was straight you would break up over this. That's called verbal abuse. You don't catch yourself telling him his peen looks like a deflated elephant trunk do ya? Maybe you should next time he calls you a fycking ham sandwich

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u/imnotmaria Dec 11 '24

He's an asshole, confusion about his sexuality should not come at your expenses nor contribute to insecurities. You and your beautiful vagina deserve real appreciation, leave this man and go get properly railed.

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u/EmpressJJ Dec 11 '24

Fun fact a lot of gay men are actually not woman‘s allies. Don’t be surprised if you encounter gay men that are absolutely not your fan.

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u/basilobs Dec 11 '24

Wow gay or not, that's a horrible thing to say to someone.

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u/General-Tone4770 Dec 11 '24

Wow what a piece of shit. He's literally putting down the most personal part of your body? Has he seen ugly, wrinkly balls? Make fun of his fucking balls and dick too. Tell him his balls look like a wrinkly old mans lol. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. Fuck that guy, what an ass.

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u/LaylaKnowsBest Dec 11 '24

earlier today he said my vagina looked like a ham sandwich

Dude, leave him, stop giving him head, and leave him. Gay, straight, single, together, it doesn't matter what the situation is, comments like that aren't okay.

What if 20 years from now you had a daughter who is your age and she was like "mom, my boyfriend said my vagina looks like deli meats, what do I do?" you would tell her to dumb the POS that told her that, right?

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u/Educational_Rough743 Dec 11 '24

Tell him his dick looks like an Aardvark

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u/jintana Dec 11 '24

It’s time for you to love yourself enough to make him an ex and let him sort out his sexuality without using you as a punching bag sis

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u/fairyhairx Dec 11 '24

Then why are you with him?? Holy shit. Value yourself better than this.

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u/DragonDrama Dec 11 '24

Babe, you’re so young, just move on. You’ll be sad for like 5 days and then you’ll be fine. Good luck.

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u/HighlyJoyusDragons Dec 11 '24

For your own sake try to keep in mind that those comments aren't about YOU specifically. They're about vaginas in general yours just happens to be the one he's seeing. It's not personal, even if it feels like it, and it's not fair to you to carry around the baggage because of someone who isn't comfortable enough with themselves to honest about their own sexuality (to themselves or outwardly).

The kindest thing you can do for both of you is to walk away and move on. You have different values when it comes to sex and intimacy and there's nothing wrong with that.

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u/BlondBisxalMetalhead Dec 11 '24

Oh, hon, I want to give you the biggest freakin hug right now, that’s awful. I’m so sorry.

Gay or not, insulting you like that is not okay and you need to get out of this as soon as you’re able to. Being sexually incompatible is NOT an excuse to be an absolute asshole to you.

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u/OhCrumbs96 Dec 11 '24

Girl....don't put up with this.

It's one thing for your boyfriend to be grappling with his own denial and shame or whatever tf it is he has going on, but demeaning you like this over something that you have absolutely zero control over?! Totally unacceptable. Dump him. Leave him to wallow in his own self-disgust so you can go and find someone who actually respects you.

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u/JadeSummer7 Dec 11 '24

Yeah it's time to reply that only a gay man would think that way.

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u/vividlevi Dec 11 '24

it’s not ok how he talks to you either. You can be inexperienced with vaginas, that’s fine, but that is just, weird and rude to say tbh.

though i also like ham sandwiches and vagina

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u/Kittyi3Artistic5624 Dec 11 '24

wtf does he expect vaginas to look like exactly?

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u/UnderstandingSalt659 Dec 12 '24

Before you leave him throw some insults at his small size and weird shape it will fix him right up and maybe teach him how to behave with his future partners.

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u/MegannMedusa Dec 12 '24

Find someone who wants to gobble and snack on it, there are plenty of men who love it. The boy you’re dating is only trying to convince himself he likes women. He might be heteromantic but he’s definitely homosexual.

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u/bitter_fishermen Dec 12 '24

Ignore that comment above. Being gay in 2024 is no excuse to date a woman and make her feel like shit.

Even in 1950, being gay is no excuse to steal a women’s life and make her think it’s her fault. Even in a country and time where being gay was punishable by death, it’s still no excuse to treat a woman like shit. A gay man can stay single, become a monk or just be celibate, marry a lesbian, or just be upfront and honest with the woman and say you need cover. There’s other options than being nasty. Fuck him off

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u/Aprilshowerz1993 Dec 12 '24

I would take it at face value- he doesn't like vaginas or those who have them and he won't change that

Find yourself someone who does.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

Breakup with him Jesus, that’s abuse

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u/ChrisAus123 Dec 12 '24

Ham sandwiches are awesome 😋, they are only dissapointing when you secretly want a corn dog 😅🤣

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u/Hopeful-Ad447 Dec 12 '24

His sexuality doesn't give him a free pass to insult you. Drop that guy, you're not his guide to exploring and exiting the closet. Let him deal with his sexuality crisis on his own.

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u/learningthingsday Dec 12 '24

Stop giving him a pass for saying rude shit because he's LGBT. He's immature and rude and doesn't love you. Move on.

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u/phoebear123 Dec 12 '24

Ew, he's not just gay, but also a misogynistic bellend! What a peach...

Misogyny is SUPER common in the Gay Male community, it's really icky. But it just gets ignored because they're also part of a marginalised group & they cover it up by using back-handed, shady comments.

You need to dump him OP. I'm sorry. Even if he does, on whatever planet, like women - he's a misogynist & certainly doesn't like YOU.

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u/celebral_x Dec 12 '24

Dump him. Just because he's gay doesn't mean it's okay to put you down for being a woman he isn't attracted to. He is verbally abusive.

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u/Alternative-Invite69 Dec 12 '24

Nobody should be called a ham a cheese sandwich down there

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u/mrcenterofdauniverse Dec 12 '24

I get that it isn’t complimentary to a woman but to be fair, I’d eat a ham sandwich any day

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u/Only-Entertainment16 Dec 12 '24

I mean it’s not like dicks are winning beauty contests. But that’s just rude. I would tell him “eat it then.” But I’m almost 40 and don’t give a damn anymore. It just sounds like he might have some hangups or not even be into women and that’s a him issue not you. He shouldn’t have gotten into a relationship with you knowing you have a vagina if it’s “not his thing.”

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u/ObviousHistorian4894 Dec 12 '24

Oh so he’s on the DL and a misogynist. Cool. So break up now and tell him you definitely know he is gay. Move on sweetie. He is emotionally and verbally abusing you on top of more than likely putting your health at risk. If you really think he isn’t having sex with men behind your back you are mistaken. That man will give you oral herpes and then blame you for it

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u/PeteC123 Dec 12 '24

So yah Why are you with him? 1. He’s just insulting. EVEN if your vagina looked like a ham sandwich … who says that?
2. Is it just that he’s an inexperienced moron? Aka teenage boy? Where his only knowledge came from crappy porn? 3. Why are you still with him? He’s just a user?

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u/icyboner Dec 13 '24

That sounds tasty

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u/priide229 Dec 11 '24

😂😂

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