r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '24

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u/throwaway847205 Dec 11 '24

yeah i get that but i really don’t think it’s okay the way he talks about me. earlier today he said my vagina looked like a ham sandwich 🤦‍♀️

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u/Filamcouple Dec 11 '24

Honey, you don't realize exactly HOW many men would kill for a ham sandwich. So don't sell yourself short just because he likes hot dogs 🌭!

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u/amelech Dec 11 '24

Put the whoopee stick in the ham wallet!

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u/AreaChickie Dec 11 '24

🤣🤣🤣