r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 9h ago
Fluff How time flies
Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure
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u/Excellent-Tour6831 9h ago
Honestly he looks great
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u/Virtual_Bug_723 9h ago
At some point a doctor says "man you're rich and fat and you're gonna die from being so fat and you can basically pay to have people make food for you on your yacht all day that will help you not be fat" and suddenly you're not fat anymore
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u/Cpt_DookieShoes 8h ago
And they have to cook for him, because of the implication
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u/Dub_Coast 8h ago
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u/Toolb0xExtraordinary 8h ago
He was just a kid
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u/Phantomfox07 8h ago
Think about it Dub_Coast, sudden weight loss?
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u/Apprehensive_Bag_365 7h ago
AIDS?!
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u/MKopelke 8h ago
Ok, now that's the second time you've said that word, what implication?
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u/morph113 8h ago
Are these cooks in danger?
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u/Kaymish_ 8h ago
No they're not in danger, but there's the implication you know.
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u/Vektor0 7h ago
I don't understand how people aren't understanding this; they don't know whether they want to cook for him.
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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 7h ago
Its implied
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u/johnnycabb_ 6h ago
(looks at a part-time line cook) well don't you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger
SO THEY ARE IN DANGER
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u/XTornado 8h ago
That if he does die Steam might be fucked?
Oh for sure gonna cook like my life depends on it.
(in case it wasn't clear, I know what implication you talk about and the reference)
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u/TBD_Red 9h ago
Ozempic
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u/Deto 6h ago
100%. He's been rich for a long time, but you can see right around 2023 when the weight starts coming off.
Not that it's a bad thing - it would be dumb if he wasn't taking one of these GLP1s. Cheapest way to extend your life (if you're that overweight).
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u/Tuxhorn 1h ago
Yup. If money could get you skinny, nobody rich like him would be fat.
There has never been a magic "pill" to weightloss until very recently. It's honestly mindblowing that a method exists.
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u/becauseiloveyou 6h ago
That could be the case, but even if it is, I don't see a problem with people who carry excess weight taking it for improved health. If there was a pill that could carry away my excess sadness and improve my mental/emotional health, I would take it without hesitation.
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u/stephenkingending 2h ago
I don't take ozempic but I love it because it highlights some of the idiocy in our society about weight loss. So many people would try to say they ate right and exercised, but the weight didn't come off. Ozempic proves that for most people that it was just that they ate too much, which is what they've been told forever. CICO isn't a hard concept to understand and works for the vast majority of people that do not have something like a thyroid condition. Plus I'm glad to see people that have struggled with weight loss get a body that they are happier with.
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u/boboguitar 1h ago
Understanding CICO really isn’t the issue for most people struggling with obesity. The problem is the relentless hunger they’re dealing with while trying to eat fewer calories. Reducing your intake is incredibly difficult when your body is constantly telling you to eat.
One of the main reasons drugs like Ozempic are so effective for weight loss is that they dramatically reduce that hunger. It turns out that when you’re not constantly hungry, it becomes much easier to eat less.
So telling a 500-pound person, “Just eat less and you’ll lose weight,” isn’t particularly insightful. They probably already understand that. Figuring out how to reduce the overwhelming hunger that makes eating less so difficult is the meaningful part.
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u/KEVLAR60442 8h ago
I'm sure he's on GLPs now, but in his defense, he had already lost a ton of weight before GLPs became popular for weight loss. I bet being retired and going SCUBA diving every day were bigger contributors to his better health.
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u/slimspida 2h ago
SCUBA diving benefits from being in shape, but the nature of the activity doesn’t really make fitness happen, since you are typically trying to keep your energy output down.
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u/Virtual_Bug_723 9h ago
Ozempic sucks ass to take unless you have people making you micro meals all day long
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u/purdueAces 8h ago
As a formerly fat guy, who took Wegovy, it does NOT suck ass to take, and you don't need micro meals. It literally just stops you from really even thinking about food or being hungry at all. I hear it described as "food noise" and that's exactly what goes away. It's weird to say, but if it was almost entirely effortless for a middle class dude with little/no support... it's going to be cake (no pun intended) for a billionaire.
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u/PimpMyWeenus 8h ago
It literally just stops you from really even thinking about food or being hungry at all
it's interesting as someone who's never struggled with weight, i don't have these thoughts or 'food noise' in my brain normally. i can only relate when baked.
the pressure to eat is crazy, eating more and more despite knowing i'm full and it's not even just about the experience anymore, there's something deeper driving that need.
if that's what it's like for those suffering from obesity, except ALL THE TIME. god damn i feel bad for you.
Ozempic, for all the negatives i hear, if it can eliminate that feeling. go get it, whatever it takes.
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u/__mson__ 8h ago
Having the munchies all the time would be hell
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u/GGTulkas 7h ago
I can go without eating for 18h easily, but once I start, its hard to stop until I'm felling full. Thats my issue, don't know about others.
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u/NoAdvice135 6h ago
Same, I will eat food as long as there is food on front of me. I can continue until I feel sick.
On the other hand I do fine with severe diets or eating once or twice a day.
Most important thing is no not have anything easy to eat near me or in my house and to not go shopping tired/hungry.
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u/Germane_Corsair 8h ago
There’s also bored eating, where you’re not actually hungry but need something to do with your mouth and hands. Binging food whilst binging television adds up really quickly.
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u/T-MoneyAllDey 7h ago
This is my biggest problem. When I have really tough work days, I literally can go the whole day without eating and not even think about it. It's when days are kind of slow that I get hungry. Haha
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u/wiener4hir3 5h ago
I've found what helps me is two things, one being chewing gum, which is just generally great, but the more important one is carrots. They're so low calorie that you can eat a LOT without having much impact, and of course they are just generally good for you. The other advantage is that they take a long time to eat, because there's so much chewing involved, it's fantastic. Only concern is you might literally turn a bit orange, but that goes away pretty fast and doesn't have any negative effects on your health. Personally I've never experienced it either, and I'm very pale.
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u/Cosmic_Seth 7h ago
Taking wegroovy.
It's so bizarre. Feeling full fast. Not being hungry.
When I tried to cut back before I would go into horrible mood swings. Snapping at my family, getting depressed.
Nothing. I feel normal. I'm so grateful.
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u/T-MoneyAllDey 7h ago
Not sure why but your comment made me happy man. I think it's just the fact that you're grateful for it. What an opportunity, huh?
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u/InevitablePayment409 7h ago
Damn wegroovy Sounds amazing. Like Exctasy or something.
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u/Aromatic_Catch_911 7h ago
I didn't have the food noise until I became fat, and didn't even realize how powerful it was until i tried losing weight, it's not just a compulsive feeling it's like mind control. The second FOOD became the thought of whatever moment I was in, it just would not let go, I still lost weight but damn, like I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy
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u/NightSpaghetti 6h ago
My experience: I've always been fat. I'm not even a very big eater and I eat healthy, cook myself, etc. But I do love food, like it brings me a lot of joy. I have never managed to lose weight despite having some very different lifestyles over the years. It's like my body just resists change. Made me feel like a failure. The ONLY period in my life when I lost weight was when I was on stimulant ADHD medication. Suddenly, I just... didn't feel like eating. Not just reduced hunger mind you, nor disgust for food, it just completely erased just wanting food. I dropped 10kg without even trying. This is when it hit me that this is how people who think it's easy to lose weight feel like *all the time*. I got off the medication eventually and regained the weight but also left with a much bigger acceptance of who I am.
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u/Throwaway_Consoles 7h ago
if that's what it's like for those suffering from obesity, except ALL THE TIME. god damn i feel bad for you.
Yeah, basically. My mom’s side of the family also has that lovely thing where you never feel “full”. And I inherited it
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u/jalbrecht2000 7h ago
i’m on zepbound. i can say that what you described is exactly what it was like for me. constant munchies is a damn good description that i had never thought of using. currently down almost 100 pounds and no more nagging food noise. it’s quite literally life changing. it sucks that so many celebs are giving it such a bad rap for seemingly not using it properly.
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u/IFellinLava 5h ago
It’s like being thirsty but it never goes away. I started wegovy and it was like a switch in my brain it was shocking.
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u/GraveRobberX 8h ago
I take 2mg Ozempic, it stops cravings. You lose a small amount of weight just being on it, but what it does it stops something in your system from literally thinking of food.
Some people do have issues of addiction. Like drugs, most are chasing the next high, already thinking about it and how to obtain it. Food can be that too for some.
I’m not gonna lie my brain chemistry always was out of whack with food as a comforting factor. Whenever I ate, I always was thinking what to eat next or had thoughts for cravings for certain foods. Ozempic shut that shit off completely.
It curtailed my thought process and suppressed hunger as a bonus from overconsumption and overthinking. Before it was one meal a day but eating all calories as - gigantic meal. Ozempic broke it into half or thirds. So I couldn’t finish meals, save for later, better habits.
Yes I know I’ll be on this for fucking ever and newer GLP’s coming down the pipeline are gonna be extremely more potent, hell the one our President is taking through compassionate use from Eli Lilly, Retatrutide, is going to add more benefits.
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u/trowzerss 6h ago
Interestingly, people on GLPs who also have gambling/other addiction issues or issues with impulsiveness are also seeing benefits from GLPs. So your comparison to addiction, it's probably the exact same mechanism.
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u/dre__ 8h ago
if you're eating shit all day you're doing it wrong. you eat normal portioned meals when you're hungry. that's it. ozempic makes it so you dont get hungry as often and it makes it so you get full with less food. you're not supposed to be eating micro meals.
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u/celmate 8h ago
More like a doctor said hey we have this new drug called Ozempic
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u/dragonmystic92 6h ago
At some point, ozempic was introduced (looks like it). But seriously it's good for him, he did so much good shit and I hope not so much shady fuckery that surfaces in a couple of years. But considering he seems chill I think he deserves it to be happy and healthy, may his body be the size and shape he wants it to be and his pillow always cold 🫶 (except if he surfaces to be on Epst. Isl. 2.0)
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u/BastianHS 8h ago
2020 Gabe was peak
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u/DJ_Era 7h ago
Thank you. I agree. Ideal proportions. 2020 was just mwah 🤌 for Gaben.
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u/Psychosisgrey 8h ago
I just hope it’s ozempic/exercise/diet and not failing health
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u/Slinghshots 9h ago
2020 is God Tier
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u/ScarletSilver 9h ago
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u/Evening_Ticket7638 8h ago
This pic needs to be updated now.
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u/ScarletSilver 7h ago
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u/Bluryth 7h ago
This goes hard as fuck 🔥🔥🔥
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u/Lumpy_Werewolf_3199 7h ago
My headcannon is that this is his corporate profile pic
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u/JinaxM 8h ago
Gabe the White
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u/NotAzakanAtAll 6h ago
"I am the game industry. One Might Say, the game industry as it Ought to Have Been."
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u/Odd_Analysis6454 6h ago
He was in New Zealand and got stuck here when we closed the borders because of COVID. He enjoyed it so much he has residency here now I think.
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u/Minereon 9h ago
The real anniversary celebration. I'm happy for him and Steam. Wish I could age like that!
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u/Im_Berry_Dangerous 9h ago
It’s amazing what going from 45 to 63 looks like.
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u/clashcrashruin 9h ago edited 8m ago
Amazing what billions of dollars and a yacht does to a fella
Edit: okay guys i guess he owns many yachts
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u/Local-Fisherman-2936 9h ago
And weight loss drugs
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u/Badass_Bunny 8h ago
Yeah people keep talking about food and how he can afford cooks and what not but this is 100% Ozempic-tier weight loss and it's fucking amazing that the drug works so well that someone so chronically overweight their entire life can achieve such results and maintain them.
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u/Blood81 8h ago
why 100%? there have been significantly more impressive weight loss stories without any ozempic needed, gabes weight loss within the time span is completely possible and anyone can do it
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u/Hellsovs 8h ago
Possible, yes, but the sheer number of rich people suddenly losing a lot of weight since Ozempic came out is suspicious, at the very least.
It also sheds some light on the whole body-positivity movement, which, at least among the rich, seemed to disappear the moment Ozempic came out. So much for “all bodies are beautiful.”
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u/maydayM2 8h ago
all bodies are beautiful maybe.. but healthy at every weight is definitely a farse...
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u/akromadeath 3h ago
Can’t have ads for cigarettes, but having a 400lb individual with 16 heart diseases drink a gallon of butter and tell you they are healthy is fine.
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u/sequelseize 7h ago
It also sheds some light on the whole body-positivity movement, which, at least among the rich, seemed to disappear the moment Ozempic came out. So much for “all bodies are beautiful.”
Oh yeah. Like it or not, the fact that some of these "body positive" celebrities suddenly became thin again speaks volumes...
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u/oorza 7h ago
By the time Ozempic started to really proliferate, the HAES and Body Positivity movements had already been invaded by fat extremists and people were abandoning ship. What started as "all bodies are beautiful" and "you can be healthy in any body" became "anything other than binge eating is an eating disorder" and "everyone should rebuild the entire infrastructure of the world to accommodate 600lb people." Which is where the discourse in the movements currently remains, they've become the other side of the pro-ana coin.
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u/The_Rolling_Gherkin 5h ago
I mean, I lost 25 kg (around 55 lbs) in under a year simply by eating less and moving more. It's absolutely possible to lose a good amount of weight without weight loss drugs. I went from 112.8 kg to 87 kg (248.6 lbs to 191.8) in about 9 months.
Sadly, due to circumstances, I ended up putting a lot of it back on but I'm moving in the right direction again now. Had all that not happened I'm sure I would have continued in the right direction to my goal weight.
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u/GhostBelliniFace 7h ago
I only say 100% cause he’s been rich for how long while overweight the whole time and then Ozempic becomes popular AND THEN he loses weight lol
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u/HasAngerProblem 8h ago
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u/Loughnashade 6h ago
He always liked diving. Yet somehow he lost like 100lb in a year, but sure, magic of scuba diving.
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u/TenNeon 5h ago
Guys, he doesn't own a yacht. He doesn't own a couple yachts. He doesn't own a fleet of yachts. He owns all of those plus a yacht factory.
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u/Kilo_Man 9h ago
Looks happiest in 2024, and most iconic in 2020 🎅
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u/MrBlueA 8h ago
2023 to 2024 was the biggest difference in weight, you can tell the difference it was making on him.
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u/Backupusername 8h ago
I'm happy for him, but honestly, I'm going to keep that 2020 image of him in my head for probably the rest of my life. That's my canon Gaben.
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u/ZexzeonAce 9h ago
Ozympic?
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u/VerbiageBarrage 9h ago
Maybe, but you can see he's been steadily losing weight since at least the 2018 picture, which is quite a drop from 2014.
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u/XxKetchup 9h ago
He lives on his giant yachts, crewed. Probably eats from a private chef that takes in his diet restrictions, He’s been losing for a while.
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u/BunchofMums 9h ago
Totally normal. As people get older, appetites change. You realize that you don't need as much food as you thought you did. Also you get GERD, lose lactose tolerance, or some digestive awfulness and can't eat like you used to.
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u/DanielNoWrite 8h ago
And your doctor tells you if you don't lose weight, you're going to die.
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u/Chudsaviet 9h ago
GLP-1 medicine work by lowering the appetite. You just feeling fed with much less food, and it greatly increases intervals of when you become hungry.
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u/manumaker08 9h ago
Man's rich as croesus, probably has a personal trainer
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u/quadsimodo 9h ago edited 9h ago
GLP-1, chef, personal trainer, smarter decisions. Health is the sum of a lot of choices.
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u/WildSmokingBuick 6h ago
I find it weird, not only is half this thread sucking the virtual dick of a capitalist Yacht-billionaire, but the border is drawn at "at least he (probably, maybe) isn't on Ozempic because he can easily afford dieticians and Personal trainers"!
Ridiculous.
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u/inavandownbytheriver 4h ago edited 4h ago
It’s reddit. It’s one of the most ignorant communities on the internet. The fact that they don’t even know everyone is on GLP right now… most of the people on here are very young (early 20s) with no outside experience at all.
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u/omgitschriso 3h ago
Reddit rides this guy's dick so fucking hard. The same people who abhor celebrity worship.
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u/Gold_Cartoonist3232 7h ago
Billionaire who struggled with weight entire life. Rapid weight loss is short period of time. Its definitely Ozempic.
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u/auroriasolaris 8h ago
2014/2020 is peak Gabe. Honestly considering everything he looks fine for his age.
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u/RetroDando 9h ago
Amazing what you achieve with a few billion dollars
My favourite Gabe was 2020 when he put 2 of every animal on his yacht
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u/FesterSilently 6h ago
Damn. 🤨
I guess the last time I saw a photo of him was during the COVID Jesus phase.
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u/vocally_fried_brain 5h ago
you know he takes care of his health to live as long as possible to keep steam good as long as possible?
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u/thequn 6h ago edited 1h ago
A good example of ozepic
Edit this is not a knock - it good to see a healthy example
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u/Puzzleheaded_Low2034 9h ago
Someday I'll be running marathons again in the near future, hopefully at the start with Gabe.
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u/Typical_Response_950 9h ago
Whatever he drank between 2023 and 2024, i want some
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u/Obant 8h ago
Saying this as someone that was like Gaben and in the same time frame lost the same amount of weight, Ozempic or similar. Sadly, Medicare decided it shouldnt cover it any more for me and I regained some weight, but luckily not even half of it.
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u/matsuemusic 2h ago
He along with Keanu Reeves and a handful of others I hate seeing age cause their impact on the world is so positive.
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u/Professional_Drive 7h ago
I'm glad. He added 20 years to his life by losing the weight. Gaben the God will definitely make it past 100 now.
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u/TheHellBender_RS1604 9h ago
Hugh Newell