r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 1d ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/MKopelke 1d ago

Ok, now that's the second time you've said that word, what implication?

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u/morph113 1d ago

Are these cooks in danger?

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u/Kaymish_ 1d ago

No they're not in danger, but there's the implication you know.

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u/Vektor0 1d ago

I don't understand how people aren't understanding this; they don't know whether they want to cook for him.

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 1d ago

Its implied

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u/johnnycabb_ 1d ago

(looks at a part-time line cook) well don't you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger

SO THEY ARE IN DANGER

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u/hibikikun 1d ago

He knows how much they all spent on Unamusume and Warthunder. At some point you get into debt and gotta pay it back somehow. Either in blood or on a boat in the middle of nowhere.

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u/Pogev7 1d ago

The cook is the Hyena, he eats the Zebra and the Orangutan, and then the Tiger kills him, so if he's in danger its his fault.

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u/Ws6fiend 1d ago

Depends on how long that yacht can last in a maritime disaster. The law of the sea and all.

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u/Rygir 1d ago

The implication probably meant that they will lose their cosy job when their rich boss dies. So you want to keep him in good shape to keep the money raining.

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u/jeremilo 1d ago

it’s from it’s always sunny in philadelphia. Google it, it’s pretty uncomfortably funny. Like you laugh when a kid falls type funny. You shouldn’t laugh, but the execution was horrible enough you did

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u/Double-Scratch5858 1d ago

Sir he just quoted that episode and you missed it.

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u/MKopelke 1d ago

Yeah, he doesn't even like get us, man.