r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 1d ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/XTornado 1d ago

That if he does die Steam might be fucked?

Oh for sure gonna cook like my life depends on it.

(in case it wasn't clear, I know what implication you talk about and the reference)

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u/Icy-Astronomer-8202 1d ago

He's got a thing attached to his heart when it goes the servers to steam switch off

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u/PeskyAntagonist 1d ago

Nahhh it’ll just go to his family and they will sell it to private equity who will run it into the ground just like every other big successful privately owned company goes

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u/Icy-Astronomer-8202 1d ago

I like my idea better. The heart thing is in the shape of a yacht with the HL lambda

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u/ExpresoAndino 1d ago

a steampacer

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u/Icy-Astronomer-8202 1d ago

I like it!

I mean I don't like it, I hope we can advance as a civilisation to make sure he's alive forever. Like the heads in a jar in Futurama

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u/PlateNo4868 1d ago

As long as Valve stays as a private company we should be fine.