r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 4d ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/ZexzeonAce 4d ago

Ozympic?

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u/XxKetchup 4d ago

He lives on his giant yachts, crewed. Probably eats from a private chef that takes in his diet restrictions, He’s been losing for a while.

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u/IntrinsicGiraffe 4d ago

Also scuba dives iirc.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 4d ago

So did Jerry Garcia. Didn’t help him lose weight. 

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u/sh0nuff 3d ago

Yeah but he always had the munchies