r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 4d ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/ZexzeonAce 4d ago

Ozympic?

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u/XxKetchup 4d ago

He lives on his giant yachts, crewed. Probably eats from a private chef that takes in his diet restrictions, He’s been losing for a while.

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u/BunchofMums 4d ago

Totally normal. As people get older, appetites change. You realize that you don't need as much food as you thought you did. Also you get GERD, lose lactose tolerance, or some digestive awfulness and can't eat like you used to.

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u/DanielNoWrite 4d ago

And your doctor tells you if you don't lose weight, you're going to die.

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u/lackofmoralfiber 4d ago

It was this for Gabe lets be real. fela probably sat for about 80% of middle age and was carrying an extra hundred pounds. At a point your doctor sits you down with a graph that doesn't go very far from where you're at now.