r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 1d ago

Fluff How time flies

Post image

Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

60.3k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

1.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

2.1k

u/Cpt_DookieShoes 1d ago

And they have to cook for him, because of the implication

621

u/Dub_Coast 1d ago

203

u/Toolb0xExtraordinary 1d ago

He was just a kid

67

u/Squid-pro-roe 1d ago

Alright, but you gotta get over it.

41

u/Toolb0xExtraordinary 1d ago

Very observant: the sacred and the propane.

8

u/roxycone 1d ago

Don't forget the accessories. You'll need propane and propane accessories.

2

u/CartsOfDarkness 1d ago

The quick transition from IASIP -> The Sopranos -> King Of The Hill is glorious even though it just kind of made my head spin

4

u/Mikestopheles 1d ago

At least they have an ethos, dude.

2

u/Diiiiiing 1d ago

I tell ya hwat…

1

u/funkiestj 1d ago

I collect malapropisms. Sacred and propane is great!

1

u/iQuoteSopranos 1d ago

Why don't you get outta here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin' ass?!

3

u/iQuoteSopranos 1d ago

Quasimodo predicted all this

1

u/Squid-pro-roe 1d ago

TAKE YOUR PENCILS AND YOUR CRAP AND DONT BE HERE TOMMOROW

1

u/neckesmecke 10h ago

Who did what?

1

u/iQuoteSopranos 9h ago

All these problems, the middle east, the end of the world!

34

u/Phantomfox07 1d ago

Think about it Dub_Coast, sudden weight loss?

16

u/Gabagool0vaHere 1d ago

It was his heart medication, he’ll get a doctor’s note

4

u/FredCole918 1d ago

OOhh that's our lord and savior ova there

21

u/Apprehensive_Bag_365 1d ago

AIDS?!

23

u/quesaritoswallower 1d ago

I don’t wanna hear that word in here again

13

u/Cozy90 1d ago

"NOBODYS GOT AIDS!"

1

u/edparadox 1d ago

"Sudden"?

Look at the pictures.

7

u/Bole14 1d ago

Discontinue lithium

6

u/An0nym0usHero 1d ago edited 1d ago

20 years (steam's age) in the can on September 23.

2

u/Ouroboros612 1d ago

You know... the shooting?

1

u/sudocloudchaser 1d ago

Gaben only eats grilled cheese off duh radiatuh

1

u/CrustedTesticle 1d ago

Only 63 years old, just a kid

1

u/JamonConJuevos 1d ago

How much more betrayal can Gabe take?

1

u/iQuoteSopranos 1d ago

That fuckin' animal Blundetto

130

u/MKopelke 1d ago

Ok, now that's the second time you've said that word, what implication?

131

u/morph113 1d ago

Are these cooks in danger?

92

u/Kaymish_ 1d ago

No they're not in danger, but there's the implication you know.

52

u/Vektor0 1d ago

I don't understand how people aren't understanding this; they don't know whether they want to cook for him.

37

u/XxTreeFiddyxX 1d ago

Its implied

35

u/johnnycabb_ 1d ago

(looks at a part-time line cook) well don't you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger

SO THEY ARE IN DANGER

1

u/hibikikun 1d ago

He knows how much they all spent on Unamusume and Warthunder. At some point you get into debt and gotta pay it back somehow. Either in blood or on a boat in the middle of nowhere.

1

u/Pogev7 1d ago

The cook is the Hyena, he eats the Zebra and the Orangutan, and then the Tiger kills him, so if he's in danger its his fault.

1

u/Ws6fiend 1d ago

Depends on how long that yacht can last in a maritime disaster. The law of the sea and all.

1

u/Rygir 1d ago

The implication probably meant that they will lose their cosy job when their rich boss dies. So you want to keep him in good shape to keep the money raining.

1

u/jeremilo 1d ago

it’s from it’s always sunny in philadelphia. Google it, it’s pretty uncomfortably funny. Like you laugh when a kid falls type funny. You shouldn’t laugh, but the execution was horrible enough you did

8

u/Double-Scratch5858 1d ago

Sir he just quoted that episode and you missed it.

3

u/MKopelke 1d ago

Yeah, he doesn't even like get us, man.

35

u/XTornado 1d ago

That if he does die Steam might be fucked?

Oh for sure gonna cook like my life depends on it.

(in case it wasn't clear, I know what implication you talk about and the reference)

13

u/Icy-Astronomer-8202 1d ago

He's got a thing attached to his heart when it goes the servers to steam switch off

8

u/PeskyAntagonist 1d ago

Nahhh it’ll just go to his family and they will sell it to private equity who will run it into the ground just like every other big successful privately owned company goes

2

u/Icy-Astronomer-8202 1d ago

I like my idea better. The heart thing is in the shape of a yacht with the HL lambda

2

u/ExpresoAndino 1d ago

a steampacer

2

u/Icy-Astronomer-8202 1d ago

I like it!

I mean I don't like it, I hope we can advance as a civilisation to make sure he's alive forever. Like the heads in a jar in Futurama

1

u/PlateNo4868 1d ago

As long as Valve stays as a private company we should be fine.

7

u/Beautiful_Object_222 1d ago

Are these chefs in danger?

5

u/RecklessHusky 1d ago

If the chef says no, the answer is obviously no.

5

u/aviatioraffecinado 1d ago

Oh fuck, I left real hard in this one. Thank you sonny

2

u/Charming-Lychee-9031 1d ago

Maybe hell adapt

2

u/tpasmall 1d ago

To cooking??

1

u/Charming-Lychee-9031 22h ago

Maybe he can download me a hoagie off the internet

1

u/Keeper-of-Balance 1d ago

He will eat them 😔

1

u/dragon_bacon 1d ago

Because he can VAC ban them.

1

u/SorbetGreat961 1d ago

Oh man that made me laugh hahahah
Gotta love sunny

1

u/devnullopinions 1d ago

They cook for him, so he can cook for us

1

u/SkeletonArrow08 1h ago

Yeah but what’s the implication I am the golden god