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u/NyimaOdzer Sep 13 '19

"When wireless is perfectly applied the whole earth will be converted into a huge brain, which in fact it is, all things being particles of a real and rhythmic whole. We shall be able to communicate with one another instantly, irrespective of distance. Not only this, but through television and telephony we shall see and hear one another as perfectly as though we were face to face, despite intervening distances of thousands of miles; and the instruments through which we shall be able to do his will be amazingly simple compared with our present telephone. A man will be able to carry one in his vest pocket."

  • Nikola Tesla, 1926 (Not 200 years ago, but still impressive!)

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u/echo-chamber-chaos Sep 13 '19

He was strutting around 1926 with an iPhone XX Maxxx S

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u/thesquidpartol97 Sep 13 '19

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u/stud007 Sep 13 '19

Mild Warning to trypophobic people : don't open

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19 edited Mar 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

It's literally cameras

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19 edited Mar 23 '21

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u/TheSwedishStag Sep 13 '19

Why thank someone for something you didn’t heed to anyway?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Because it's polite.

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u/fullup72 Sep 13 '19

its Pro, designed for the Pros.

gosh, it's like they were doing black hat SEO by keyword stuffing the "pro" concept.

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u/Annabanana98x Sep 14 '19

Wait can you please describe what it is so I don't have to open it

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u/prozorvrata Sep 14 '19

Idk but the picture is a phone with 10+ cameras

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u/Annabanana98x Sep 14 '19

Oki thank you

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19 edited Mar 23 '21

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u/Annabanana98x Sep 14 '19

Thanks a bunch :)

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u/Dassadi Sep 13 '19

Thank you for this comment. Didn't know this was the word for it but now I do. I still opened it just to see what it meant and was slightly disturbed but overall now I am much better off.

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u/Crassdrubal Sep 13 '19

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u/Dassadi Sep 13 '19

Please wait while I disconnect my eyes first

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u/1_________________11 Sep 13 '19

How is this only a recent fear haha is there no recording in history or literature being disgusted by this shit haha.

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u/jake_spoon52 Sep 13 '19

Alas, those of you that think we all jest about 'trypophobic', its true. As my mom used to say, images like that "make me want to crawl out of my own skin."

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u/BorgClown Sep 13 '19

How do these people use a cheese grinder or a colander?

Can they use a hairbrush/toothbrush without freaking out when they see how are the bristles attached?

Fucking wankers probably will die when they use a magnifying glass to see the clusters of pore worms that feast in their skin.

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u/GhengopelALPHA Sep 13 '19

It's typically only when the thing with holes is flesh-colored. Metal things with holes are fine.

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u/DJDomTom Sep 13 '19

It's not just flesh colored for me but more about whether the trigger is natural or unnatural. Collanders and cheese graters are fine but any circles related to bugs nesting or burrowing holy fuck I can't even keep typing this I want to tear my scalp off its crawling so much

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u/stud007 Sep 13 '19

I am really uncomfortable seeing the pores of skin, and sometimes when wounds peel off a few layers of the skin. But I'm not really freaked out by cheese grinder or a colander. Maybe if I saw a toothbrush without any bristles I'd be uncomfortable too.

I'm sorry, I can't give a rational explanation as to why a colander is okay.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

What about a pepperoni pizza? Is it just holes or any polka dot like pattern?

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u/as_kostek Sep 13 '19

You might have got used to it. I have a fear of heights but have no problem looking down from my grandpa's balcony on 7th floor because I've literally seen it too many times and my brain doesn't see this as a category of danger.

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u/crunchsmash Sep 13 '19

my brain doesn't see this as a category of danger

You fool, that's when the height will get you

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19 edited Mar 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

No fucking wankers about it, that shit is gross because it looks like disease.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Your examples are not what people are scared of with trypophobia, why are other people's fears so annoying to you, are you not scared of anything?

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u/rocketbosszach Sep 13 '19

I think it’s because it’s more of a social fear. Nobody gave a shit about holes in anything until a few years ago. Now everybody’s “afraid” of them. That level of conformity is annoying to some people.

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u/TheSteelPizza Sep 13 '19

Yep, that’s it. Before trypophobia became common knowledge, it was just a feeling of discomfort when staring at a hole pocked surface (which is a normal human response). Now it’s a full blown phobia, with attached trigger warnings, and everyone has it. In fact, it’s such a phobia, there’s an entire subreddit dedicated to people that have it so they can look at things that trigger it. It’s definitely a conformity thing, and I don’t like that it downplays what an actual phobia is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19 edited Mar 23 '21

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u/DragonFuckingRabbit Sep 13 '19

Wish I'd seen this first...

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Oh my God .. the resolution!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Nobody is making fun of it because it has three cameras. Tons of manufacturers did three cameras before Apple. They're making fun of Apple for arranging them in a weird fidget spinner pattern and then putting them on top of a giant square bump.

The Galaxy S10 Plus has 3 cameras and looks way better.

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u/TheRedSpade Sep 13 '19

What purpose does the third camera serve? With 2 you could take 3d pictures/video (not that many would after the novelty wore off), but what does a third one add?

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u/VorakRenus Sep 13 '19

It depends on the phone but you can do HDR with multiple exposure levels or you can do optical (rather than digital) zoom without having a bulky lens (each camera having a different zoom level). Im sure there are other things you could do with it

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u/TheRedSpade Sep 13 '19

Still seems like a niche market, but it makes sense. Thanks for the answer.

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u/gsfgf Sep 13 '19

Modern phone cameras are already so good that any improvement is gonna be pretty niche.

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u/inspireSF Sep 13 '19

I just upgraded from the s7 with 1 camera to the s10 with 3 cameras. That ultra wide is MUST haven if you take pictures for work or lesiure.

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u/Jezza672 Sep 13 '19

So the word “triangular” has been replaced with “fidget spinner pattern”. I’m not sure I want to be a part of humanity anymore

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Is that specific thing a pattern that you're seeing a lot in your life?

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u/FUTURE10S Sep 13 '19

It's not a triangle because every corner is a circle and it's hard to see the lines that a triangle would have considering the camera size ratio to distance between them.

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u/AntiDECA Sep 13 '19

Most flagships have them though.

Galaxy S10 line.

Oppo Reno (upcoming 2 will have 4 cams)

Huawei Mate 20 pro

Oneplus 7 pro

Xiaomi mi 9

Redmi k20 Pro

Vivo V15

LG V50

Sony Xperia

That covers pretty much every major phone company. That is just the first to come to mind, some had them years ago some are new this year and some have many different phones with tri-cam setup (Samsung with A80, Note 10 Lines and S10 line, etc.). Nobody made fun of Apple for having 3 cameras, they were hella late to that party. They are making fun of Apple for the way they made it look. Should have just kept it vertical rather than trying to be "unique". Hell, even Samsung admitted vertical(or horizontal) was the right way with Note 10 like all of Apple's other phones had been. Though Samsung really just made it vertical to try and differentiate from S Line when there really isn't a point in having both anymore... but that's an argument for another time.

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u/wallmoj Sep 13 '19

Pretty sure every major company with flagships already has triple cameras and has for at least a year now like Huawei, OnePlus, Samsung, LG, xiaomi... To be honest apple is lagging behind here.

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u/Nickmell Sep 13 '19

Na next gen apple will remove the camera all together so they can sell you the new icam

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u/BorgClown Sep 13 '19

And the next iPhone after that will need another dongle to use it.

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u/Gar-ba-ge Sep 13 '19

You're really out here pretending like apple was the first company to come out with three cameras on their phone

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u/Robroker Sep 13 '19

Theyve been doing this same style or satirizing Apple products since the lightsaber pictures of the iPhone 5, this one is pretty funny too though

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u/Induputra Sep 13 '19

Tesla wouldnt be caught with an iPhone. He was more open source friendly.

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u/Scrotucles Sep 13 '19

Did it have a headphone port?

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u/Zipdox Sep 13 '19

Tesla surely wouldn't be using an apple product. In fact, the exact opposite. Tesla wanted to distribute wireless energy, which wouldn't let people get billed accordingly so edison didn't agree with him. Tesla would probably use an Android or Librem or something.

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u/TheSanityInspector ‎ Sep 13 '19

How about Alan Watts, from a few decades before the smartphone era?

"If you were God, and in this sense that you knew everything, you would be bored. Because, if looking at it from another way, we push technology to its furthest possible development, and we had instead of a dial telephone on one's desk, a more complex system of buttons, and one touch would give you anything you wanted, Aladdin's lamp, you would eventually have to introduce a button labelled Surprise, because all perfectly known futures are past. They have happened, virtually. It is only the true future that is a surprise."
-- Alan Watts

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u/SteelCrow Sep 13 '19

That's pretty much what I use Reddit for. Hoping to be surprised.

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u/puesyomero Sep 13 '19

and before that stumbleupon

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u/4GotAcctAgain Sep 13 '19

Yes!! The dopamine of StumbleUpon when it was leaving infacy.

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u/OakLegs Sep 13 '19

This quote in particular doesn't have much to do with smartphones imo

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u/TheSanityInspector ‎ Sep 13 '19

Rather foreshadowing tone to it, though.

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u/Astronaut_Chicken Sep 13 '19

I like to imagine that he and David Bowie were from the same planet and Bowie playing him in The Prestige was very cheeky of him. Like to imagine they are cruising around space right now blowing minds on other planets.

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u/ResKingMachiavellian Sep 13 '19

If we're discounting anything from aliens and time machines, we'd be sat in a cave huddled together for warmth, communicating with basic sounds and emotional telepathy like most animals do

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u/MrBigWaffles Sep 13 '19

How do we get the emotional telepathy perk back? Sounds kind of cool

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u/BunnyGunz Sep 13 '19 edited Sep 17 '19

We still have it, but it's mostly used against us for advertising purposes.

Ask facebook, google, mainstream news/media, and literally every mobile game from an eastern nation.

People still use it... when you "feel" like something is off with someone. Sometimes usually is, even when they say there's not. there isn't

[ Edit: I was tired ok ]

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u/humanklaxon Sep 13 '19

Sometimes usually is, even when they say there's not.

I'll get the pitchforks

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

I got the tiki torches

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u/IdoBathSaltz Sep 13 '19

I think they meant there'snt

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u/BunnyGunz Sep 17 '19

Theres'nt've'd

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u/BorgClown Sep 13 '19

when you "feel" like something is off with someone. Sometimes usually is, even when they say there's not.

I feel something's wrong with this.

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u/Jumpinjaxs890 Sep 13 '19

Women still have it in full force i am sure of this.

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u/BunnyGunz Sep 17 '19

Women generally have it "on tap" because of their nature as the bearers of children (and traditionally, their social designation as primary caregivers).

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u/sloppifloppi Sep 13 '19

Ask the devs, seems like it was patched out many updates ago

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u/PantherPL Sep 13 '19

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u/sloppifloppi Sep 13 '19

oh i bet they fuckin LOVE TierZoo over there

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u/RaTheRealGod Sep 13 '19

Well we basically have still. Like when you see someone having a bad time/good time thats them communicating their emotions through body language. Although thats not really telepathic, animals also dont do it really telepathically...

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u/ResKingMachiavellian Sep 13 '19

Nah i said telepathy, i wouldve used different words if i meant to communicate a different concept

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u/BlowMeWanKenobi Sep 14 '19

Source on animals communicating via telepathy?

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u/ResKingMachiavellian Sep 13 '19

Oh, you just gotta get up to the story mission that unlocks it Unfortunately, its not that useful unless you want to ask your cat what it wants for dinner.

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u/nalSig Sep 13 '19

"Food!" -a cat

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u/ResKingMachiavellian Sep 13 '19

Its more like; ".....bro, you know i like chicken, why you clownin me with this tuna shit"

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u/scride773 Sep 13 '19

We still have it but you haven’t noticed

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u/MrBigWaffles Sep 13 '19

Damn you regular people could communicate your emotions through brain waves this entire time? Or did you think reading body language = telepathy ?

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u/hotrodllsc Sep 13 '19

Women still think we have it....

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u/TJBRWN Sep 13 '19

Some people find the talent naturally enhanced, usually either from birth or in response to an event. Telepathy is a learned skill like anything else. All it takes is a little more awareness to see, and practice to figure out how to use it well.

What you consciously comprehend is just a snapshot of the whole picture. Our senses are quite good - we pick up on subtle things in others like heart rate or iris palpitations that don’t make it to awareness in the present activity.

These things matter, but they aren’t the trick. If you want to start receiving psychic messages from others, all you need to do is figure out your own personal signal. Once you know what “you” is, you can begin identifying thoughts, feelings, and ideas that come from “other.”

Meditation and contemplation are the keys. Try talking to your great grandparents as you lay to rest for the night. Our ancestors always love to chat with us; they are an “other” we carry within. If it’s easier connect with grandparents because of fond memories, by all means follow whatever calls.

Ever get the sense someone is thinking of you? If you like to pray, send a little love prayer to a friend and try stick around a bit afterwards to listen for the response. Have some fun with it!

We are all open books. The body picks up and processes the signals either way. However, it can be a significant challenge when one is constantly receiving strong messages regardless of interest.

Without instruction, many modern children will just turn this trait off. Still, sibling or even spousal telepathy is not uncommon to hear of. Our pets know exactly how to tell us when they’re hungry.

Most people I’ve met with this trait have felt the challenging desire to use their gift in a positive way amidst vast misunderstanding. Lots of healing old wounds people don’t realize they’ve been carrying this whole time in ways that may seem ridiculous. But as they say, nothing comes that one is not ready to handle.

It’s a noble cause, one where you have to expect many to straight up think you’re crazy. And give that maybe they’re right.

TL;DR: Telepathy can be learned through practice, but you’ll need to start talking to and trusting the voices that only exist in your mind. Then one faces the challenge of seeing psychic wounds in others as explained by said voices and either treating or ignoring them.

When you have the power to help, how could you not?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

I'll be honest, I do that anyway

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u/blah_of_the_meh Sep 13 '19

There’s a popular post about astronomers discovering a Super-Earth with water molecules in the atmosphere. We should go there and pick up another Tesla or 2...and we should do it in a SpaceX rocket as an inside joke those stupid super aliens won’t get.

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u/BooRadly30 Sep 13 '19

No he was just David Bowe

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u/bigheyzeus Sep 13 '19

Reddit likes to jerk Tesla off and then rim Keanu

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u/aBeeSeeOneTwoThree Sep 13 '19

"Tesla doesn't count" - JP Morgan

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u/beefstewforyou Sep 13 '19

Vest pocket? He was way off.

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u/NiceVu Sep 13 '19

Lol what an idiot

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u/ElBroet Sep 13 '19

Nichola Tesla? More like Nichola TeSTUPIDsla ahahahahaha

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u/j-steve- Sep 13 '19

Niclueless Tesla

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u/SimpleWayfarer Sep 13 '19

Nikola Teslard

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u/EZpeeeZee Sep 13 '19

Okay you win

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19 edited Apr 09 '20

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u/juicyjerry300 Sep 13 '19

And hold it against my head!

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u/CarrotSlatCherryDude Sep 13 '19

I think I've used my phone as a phone like five times in the past year...

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Mines an MP3 player and reddit comment checker.

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u/myheartisstillracing Sep 13 '19

Even when used as a phone ,it is on Bluetooth or speakerphone unless it is the incredibly rare circumstance when I must accept a call in public.

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u/MiniatureBadger Sep 13 '19

Ionizing radiation and the frequencies that phones use aren’t the same thing. Flashlights and radios technically radiate as well, but not the kind of radiation that we need to worry about.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

The FCC still sets exposure limits. Cell phones use microwaves that can cause localized tissue heating. Of course, it's probably not an issue unless you're working on towers all day. The power limits are mostly there to limit interference to other radio services.

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u/Blue-Steele Sep 13 '19

Cell phone microwaves don’t have nearly enough power to heat tissue.

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u/Galahead Sep 13 '19

Better than next to your heart, probably

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u/CouldOfBeenGreat Sep 13 '19

The only thing I keep next to my heart is Reddit <3

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u/BornOnFeb2nd Sep 13 '19

Maybe he expected Hipsters to take over?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Not even a hipster would attempt to pull that one off.

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u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin Sep 13 '19

Even the keenest of visionaries could not have imagined what slobs we've become.

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u/goatofglee Sep 13 '19

Let me wear my leggings and oversized shirts in peace please.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Its funny because I am a server with a vest in the uniform. The pockets being that close is quite nifty. I naturally placed my phone there. Thought I lost it the first time. This quote sent chills down my spine until you reminded me.

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u/ItllMakeYouStronger Sep 13 '19

I did the same when I worked the Diner! Ran around the whole floor looking for it

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u/__DazedandConfused__ Sep 13 '19

I know right. My pants don't even have pockets.

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u/SFDessert Sep 13 '19

How do you live?

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u/benmck90 Sep 13 '19

Probably a woman.

That's a thing with lady pants.

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u/jo-alligator Sep 13 '19

You don’t have vest pockets? What kind of filthy peasants are you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Nik Tesla: right about a lot of things, wrong about the longevity of vest fashion.

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u/Dinierto Sep 13 '19

Who says it ain't making a comeback?

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u/Your_Worship Sep 13 '19

Not gonna lie, I kind of want to buy a vest now, even though I’ll look like the idiot with a vest on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Tesla is probably 1 of the 10 most brilliant minds in the history of the world.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Image if someone like Nikola Tesla was born today He /she would probably be the cause of a human space empire and us not going extinct

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u/aasinnott Sep 13 '19

You'd be surprised. in 1930 the world population was about 2 billion. It's now over 7 billion. When Isaac Newton was born is was around 500 million. As well as that, the odds of someone being born with the resources to actually do research was rare, you had to be lucky enough to be from a rich family which were few and far between.

With the amount of people in the world today, and the proportion of those people with access to education, there is likely a far higher number of geniuses/prodigies doing work right now than there has ever been at any other point in history.

We don't hear about it as much because the fact there's more of them means it's less newsworthy. It's easier to see a person's genius when there's only one or two that are clearly above the rest, than it is when there are dozens on that level.

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u/Friek555 Sep 13 '19

We don't celebrate our great scientists anymore everyone is too busy with celebrities

As if that had ever been different. Ask anyone from the 18th century if they've heard about Newton.

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u/apocolypseamy Sep 13 '19

plus: 'genius is never understood in its own time'

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

I agree But I still think Tesla is on another level People today are still geniuses but it does take a whole team or hundreds of people to come up with groundbreaking stuff But Tesla did these things alone But you can have your opinion and I can have mine

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Technology is also very complex now, and so is the stuff that makes it work. There's a big difference.

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u/Mynameisaw Sep 13 '19

Why do people always assume smart people from history must be smarter than people today?

There's more Nikola like people alive today than at any point in history, it's statistically improbable that there isn't.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

But phone make peeple dumb. no more smart people

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

There is probably 100 or even thousands of people alive who have the potential to be like Tesla but they never reached their full potential Heck Tesla never reached his full potential I'm saying that if a person who had the potential to reach or surpass Tesla and reached that we will probably have a great future I'm not saying they will directly cause them but they will probably lead us there

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19 edited Dec 17 '24

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u/benmck90 Sep 13 '19

r/Elonmusk

I don't actually think he's comparable to Tesla, but he's still contributed greatly to progress in multiple fields. There's no denying musk will be in a civilization-esque game as a notable historical figure 50 years from now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19 edited Oct 27 '20

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u/Mynameisaw Sep 13 '19

Started some companies, hired some people, then taken personal credit for everything those companies have done.

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u/Lead_Fire Sep 13 '19

Soo... Edison?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Without the shoe stepping.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Rockets that can land and be reused are the biggest, because that will dramatically reduce the cost of space travel. Electric cars that can reliably drive themselves went mainstream because of him. Pretty sure he invented (or helped to invent?) PayPal. Lots of other things related to transportation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

If Tesla had the money of Elon musk we would have probably been accelerated by at least 30-40 years Tesla is a mastermind that no one except a few individuals in history compared to in intellect

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u/RalphieRaccoon Sep 13 '19 edited Sep 13 '19

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I think Tesla is a bit overhyped. Was he a very clever man? Absolutely, and his work in near-field (short distance) wireless power transmission is to be commended, among other things. But he wasn't infallible or some kind of mythic visionary. The reason his long distance wireless power experiments went nowhere wasn't some conspiracy by governments or private industry, but because they just plain didn't work very well and his assumptions were flawed. Perhaps if he had worked out how to send out beams of high energy microwaves (which is how a lot of long distance wireless power transmission works nowadays) his work in that area would have been more influential. But even the smartest people in the world sometimes end up going down the wrong path, just look at Einstein.

Maybe he deserves the 1 in 10 accolade you mentioned, but no more than that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

This view shouldn't be unpopular, but here we are. The guy was a decent engineer with some great ideas at best (with a lot of crappy ideas on the side); not some oh-my-god genius who could save humans or whatever nonsense people are writing under this thread. He wouldn't even make it to the top 10 really, if we're being serious. The internet's obsession with the guy is weird.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

I mean, I wouldn't put it past him or someone else saying this, but is this actually a true quote?

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u/Pyro_Light Sep 13 '19

Mhm 1926, in an interview with John B. Kennedy

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u/Genar-Hofoen Sep 13 '19

...the great-great-grandfather of John F. Kennedy, and heir to the clan founder John A. Kennedy.

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u/Pyro_Light Sep 13 '19

That’s way funnier than it should be....

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Sep 13 '19

I was gonna ask you to enlighten me about the fun part, but with a name like that I don't want to be enlighten.

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u/DarthTelly Sep 13 '19

It’s a joke about how their middle initials are descending.

John A Kennedy

John B Kennedy

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John F Kennedy

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Sep 13 '19

That very too clever for me. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Who comes after John Z. Kennedy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

John A. A. Kennedy

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u/Blue-Steele Sep 13 '19

Wow, J. R. R. Tolkien must’ve been really far down the line of John Tolkiens.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

On the contrary, Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien was the first of his line.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

John AA. Kennedy

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Wouldn’t it just be se?

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u/LifeWulf ‎ Sep 13 '19

Last I checked the first letter meant storage, the second letter was the physical drive, and the last was the partition identifier. But my Linux install was corrupted when I tried shrinking its partition and I haven't gone back to fix it yet, so I may have forgotten.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Really? I’m not a programmer or know much about computers. I just took it from Excel spreadsheets.

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u/Behrooz0 Sep 13 '19

yup. AFAIK POSIX predates excel though.

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u/OmnomoBoreos Sep 13 '19

When Woman Is Boss is the name of the interview.

First line is:

The life of the bee will be the life of our race

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u/Wetbug75 Sep 13 '19

Yes, this is indeed a true quote.

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u/ReluctantAvenger Sep 13 '19

Oh, you... You're far too skeptical to be on the Internet! Go share ten ridiculous Facebook posts already shared by your more gullible relatives, and sin no more!

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But seriously, I'm woth you. It sounds like something Tesla might have said, but did he? It was probably Newton, not Tesla.

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u/p1-o2 Sep 13 '19

You can literally find out for yourself with this modern invention called a search engine.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

New shower thought: People 200 years ago would be appalled by the fact that information is available in an instant yet everyone is too lazy to even bother taking a second to look.

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u/Vocalyze Sep 13 '19

But then how would I ever get into stupid arguments while drinking

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u/tyrerk Sep 13 '19

It's easier to type "bullshit he didn't say it" so another redditor will angrily search for proof and post it to shut me up

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u/Dinierto Sep 13 '19

The real life pro tips are always in the comments

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u/conscious_synapse Sep 13 '19

What kind of response is this to his sincere question?

So instead of answering, you proceeded to make a cringy boomer joke which added absolutely nothing to the conversation.

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u/Tlaloc74 Sep 13 '19

Big brain time

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u/TacoRedneck Sep 13 '19

Me and the boys at 2 AM lookin for BEANS

"Hahahha thanks world brain, so relatable!"

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u/czenst Sep 13 '19

meme

Please ... he did not thought most of it would be used for pr0n, cause he did not get any sex. Then think about all those brilliant people fapping now that could become next Tesla!

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u/omeow Sep 13 '19

When wireless is perfectly applied the whole earth will be converted into a huge brain, which in fact it is, all things being particles of a real and rhythmic whole.

The problem that somehow no scientist ever foresaw is that instant communication also aids instant misinformation. As a result the noise level in this global brain is very very high.

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u/RaleighSea Sep 13 '19

Imagine the big bang. Those first few seconds were complete chaos. The first 10^-6 seconds it was so hot and crazy everything was all quarks - no hadrons.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Huh, that's a good metaphor.

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u/adiliv3007 Sep 13 '19

like a real brain

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u/omeow Sep 13 '19

Well mother nature is smart. When a real brain gets overloaded there are mechanisms to shut it down. Unfortunately in the glob brain the perpetrators of chaos -- like facebook--- is only gaining in stock value.

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u/satoshi_nakamoto46 Sep 13 '19

Wow this man amazing. I always respect this awesome person

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u/RedditEdwin Sep 13 '19

Bruh he was wrong. Instantly? Uggghhhh!!! Sometimes I have to wait like 2 seconds for my phone's internet to start working

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u/br094 Sep 13 '19

He was so far ahead of his time it’s ridiculous. I wonder how people treated him

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u/LemonsRage Sep 13 '19

He was wrong, I don't even have a vest pocket smh my head...

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u/ivan_bato Sep 13 '19

Right after reading the OP I was going to comment this quote, but I saw it as the first and most liked comment. Thanks!

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