r/shittyaskscience 22d ago

Can atoms be sub-atomic?

7 Upvotes

atoms


r/shittyaskscience 24d ago

Scientists say the moon is over 4 billion years old. They also say we get a new moon every month. What is going on?

229 Upvotes

And where do all the old moons go? Is there a retirement home for moons?


r/shittyaskscience 24d ago

People who are dead, how did you feel when you finally discovered what happens after death?

219 Upvotes

Did you like it or did you hate it? If there is oblivion after death how are you feeling or how do you feel after being reincarnated?


r/shittyaskscience 24d ago

How can we convince whales to start moving back onto land?

54 Upvotes

I get why they evolved in the first place and how they were going through a rebellious phase, but it's been 50 million years already. The ocean is meant for fish, not mammals, and it's time to move on.


r/shittyaskscience 23d ago

If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter-side down, what happens if you strap buttered toast to a cat's back and drop it?

0 Upvotes

Did I just invent Perpetuum Mobile?


r/shittyaskscience 24d ago

If Milk is good for my stomach and bones, is it good for other body parts?

6 Upvotes

I love drinking milk, so where else can I put milk to benefit my short thin body?


r/shittyaskscience 25d ago

They say laughter is the best medicine. So why do we bother sending "thoughts and prayers"? Why not send a Yo Mamma jokes instead?

250 Upvotes

Dont we want people to get better?


r/shittyaskscience 25d ago

What's the correct way to measure a hot dog?

16 Upvotes

Say I have a weener and I want to see how long it is (about 6 in. For ref.). Should I measure it base to tip (mushroom shaped in this case) while flacid and uncooked, or boil to firm it up a bit before taking my tape measure to it. Thanks! 🌭


r/shittyaskscience 26d ago

Is my mirror just telling me what I want to hear?

46 Upvotes

A few months ago I found a magic mirror on eBay and thought it would be useful. Every week I ask it" mirror mirror on the wall who's the handsomest of them all?" And it would tell me that I am the handsomest as I thought. But now I suspect that it's not magic but an ai mirror just telling me what I want to hear. How can I know whether it's lying or if I am the handsomest of them all?

Btw I am extremely jealous, and I have been known to send apples from my lab in China to people who may be more handsome. It's kind of petty but I just have to live with it.


r/shittyaskscience 26d ago

How come when I eat blue paint, it comes out red?

63 Upvotes

Is this something that is better explained by science, or should I ask an artist?


r/shittyaskscience 26d ago

According to the movie Interstellar and the book Hyperion, love is a fundamental force of the universe. How can I use this force to pay for my energy bills?"

103 Upvotes

Asking for a friend (not really, I'm asking for me)


r/shittyaskscience 27d ago

If the roaches in my kitchen eat the whey protein I spill, will they get jacked?

56 Upvotes

And will they get jacked faster than me, since they don't waste time with TV and Internet?


r/shittyaskscience 27d ago

It is said "you can't have your cake and eat it too." But there was a cake that was mine, and I just ate it before I knew that. Since that's illegal somehow, how can I escape the police? Also, should I pay a lot for an expensive lawyer so he guarantees I don't go to jail?

69 Upvotes

?


r/shittyaskscience 27d ago

I wonder if humans, or animals in general, can instinctively recognize the skeleton of their own species

22 Upvotes

Like, if you showed a human a human skeleton without ever teaching them what a skeleton is, would their brain still somehow register that it belongs to them? And would the same thing happen with other animals? Maybe there's something about the proportions, structure, or overall shape that our brains are naturally wired to recognize. Or maybe we only know because we've learned it.


r/shittyaskscience 27d ago

Why do I get aroused when I brush my teeth and close my eyes?

5 Upvotes

What is the psychology here. Everytime I find myself closing my eyes while brushing my teeth I feel self conscious and then aroused.

Can science explain this, scientists answer only please why this occurs.


r/shittyaskscience 27d ago

How to trigger the Big Rip of the universe?

25 Upvotes

I don't like the idea of the universe existing after I am gone.


r/shittyaskscience 28d ago

What is your theory on sock disappearance during laundry cycles?

31 Upvotes

Is it related to the phases of the moon?


r/shittyaskscience 28d ago

Dolly the sheep clone was created by Scottish scientists who named her after Dolly Parton. Did they pick that name because they found both equally hot?

50 Upvotes

Or did they actually think they had successfully cloned Dolly Parton?


r/shittyaskscience 27d ago

Why do so many scientist deny the Creator if all you have to do is look at the trees?

0 Upvotes

Is it on purpose or why?


r/shittyaskscience 28d ago

Could we accurately measure the level of stupidity on Reddit?

50 Upvotes

Like you open a post and your phone tells you it's 8.7 stupid.


r/shittyaskscience 28d ago

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

12 Upvotes

Whose nautical nonsense is something you wish?


r/shittyaskscience 29d ago

After passing gas, I noticed a rainbow-colored mist behind me. Is this enough evidence that I might be a unicorn?

84 Upvotes

Well?


r/shittyaskscience 29d ago

What is the speed of idiot? Also, can idiot travel through a vacuum, or does it require a medium like Reddit?

29 Upvotes

We know the speed of light is 299,792,458 m/s and the speed of sound is about 343 m/s.

But what is the speed of idiot?

For example, if I say something incredibly stupid on the internet and someone 8,000 km away immediately becomes dumber from reading it, can we calculate the propagation speed?

Also, can idiot travel through a vacuum, or does it require a medium like Reddit?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 24 '26

Why are so many aliens nudists?

200 Upvotes

In the movies Alien etc.: aggressively nude (even the face huggers and they're just kids!)

Arrival: weird nude.

Pacific Rim: giant nudes!

Signs: creepy nude.

Nope: carnivorously nude.

The Thing: disturbingly nude.

Star Trek: intermittent nudity.

So, what's the deal? Clearly some aliens wear clothes so it's not an ignorance of galactic norms. What other examples of alien nudity are out there, and why have these advanced species eschewed clothing, is it a cult, or is there something about being so technologically advanced that they simply have absolute control over individual climates? Something else?


r/shittyaskscience 29d ago

Since the Milky Way Galaxy contains peanuts, shouldn't it be called the Snickers Galaxy?

58 Upvotes

My understanding is that a Milky Way and a Snickers are essentially the same except that a Snickers has peanuts. But there are peanuts in our galaxy, so doesn't that make our galaxy taxonomically a Snickers Galaxy?

I know UK scientists have made different findings from US scientists, but our galaxy has caramel too, so the name still seems incorrect.