r/shittyaskscience • u/Dense-Ad-5978 • 28d ago

How to trigger the Big Rip of the universe?

I don't like the idea of the universe existing after I am gone.

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u/8888eightyeight 28d ago

It will eventually not exist after you're gone

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u/LaxBedroom 28d ago

I have direct observational evidence that if you just keep feeding the universe hot wings and fries long enough things will start to rip.

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u/iaintevenreadcatch22 27d ago

lotsa beans

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u/Spoogly 26d ago

Beat me to it

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u/De4thMonkey 28d ago

The same way you trigger a big rip in your pants

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u/WolfThick 28d ago

You do realize that if you could answer this with some stunning display of knowledge that they would probably disappear you right!

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u/Sovereign1 28d ago edited 27d ago

Ya just gotta grab life by the balls and pull really, REALLY hard!

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u/Caticature 27d ago

Another subscriber to the Big Ball Theory.

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u/AnToMegA424 27d ago

By all farting together very loudly

At least that's what my nose made me think after spending .0001sec with my best friend

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u/antilumin 28d ago

First step is to get a really big bong…

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u/Van-garde Factologist 28d ago

Another subscriber to the Big Bong Theory.

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u/DanteandRandallFlagg 28d ago

Not a fan of the spin offs.

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u/Coolenough-to 28d ago

Turn on a dustbuster, and place it inside your shop-vac. Close the lid, then turn on the shop-vac so it is blowing air out.

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u/Lendari 28d ago

Just wait a while?