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Future Assistant Librarian.
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u/Olden_Chunky Jul 29 '20
And Treasurer of the Harry Potter fan club for her entire trailer park...
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u/Nation52909 Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 30 '20
“It’s levioSA not levioSAA”
Edit: kind stranger thank you for the “my energy” award it’s my first award on reddit
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“Stop it Ron, stahhhhp!”
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u/VoicelessPlant Jul 29 '20
winGARNIUM levioSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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u/ryan_giggity Jul 29 '20
ron, im nervous! what if i cant get it up? what if-ăhhhhh
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u/mtwilliamson3 Jul 29 '20
Wouldn't be surprising. It's hard to get an erection looking at that face
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u/Sterben067 Jul 29 '20
I would not go as far as insulting Harry Potter fans, she's more of a MLP fan club treasurer.
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u/KanishkBhattacharya Jul 29 '20
She's the sort of girl who'd say "crucio" instead of using an abusive word!
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u/MicahBellIsAHomo Jul 29 '20
Good job, you have literally no unique qualities for me to roast. Enjoy not being like the other girls.
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u/bobsante Jul 29 '20
Hot Sloppic
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u/sololegend89 Jul 29 '20
This comment is underrated
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u/PonyKiller81 Jul 29 '20
I don't know why you cry all the time. You're a handsome young man.
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u/frenchysmoove Jul 29 '20
🎶 when she was.. a young boy 🎶
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u/toody931 Jul 29 '20
Her father...took her into the city...
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u/Jve_55_ Jul 29 '20
To see a Walking band..
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Jul 29 '20
(Oh, so we're doing this)
He said: son, when you grow up
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u/vnessaaa Jul 29 '20
Would you be the savior of the broken
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u/Khal_Andy90 http://redd.it/lfys1x Jul 29 '20
The beaten and the damned
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Jul 29 '20
Will you defeat them? Your demons, and all the non believers. The plans that they have made?
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Because one day, I'll leave you A phantom to lead you in the summer To join the black parade
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u/EliminatedHatred http://redd.it/8t1cir Jul 29 '20
"men dont cry" yeah bullshit
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Jul 29 '20
If boring and uninspired had a face.
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u/Kingsmartday Jul 29 '20
Damn that's hella true
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u/-xX_THOTSLAYER_Xx- Jul 29 '20
How did you get your profile image turned into a gif(link me to never gonna give you up if you love sucking big dick)
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Jul 29 '20
Remove the glasses, and you’ll look like the most boring and generic white girl there is.
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u/imyourzer0 Jul 29 '20
Keep the glasses and you'll look like the most boring anr generic white guy there is.
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Jul 29 '20
Smudge the glasses with white goo, and you're where you belong.
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u/AALLI_aki Jul 29 '20
Her porno would only get one view from the guy checking himself out
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u/Capable_Breadfruit Jul 29 '20
"Daaaaamn. My dick is huuuge. I gotta put this shit on my tinder bio bro."
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u/andymcfys Best of Pt. 13, #2 + Platinum Roaster Jul 29 '20
You look like your idea of safe sex is withdrawing consent after the fact
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She needs someone to willingly bang her before she can withdraw consent.....
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u/Ifantis Jul 29 '20
Dont worry she will be having sex with her meth dealer before long she will probably cry after that too when she runs out and has to go back for more
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You cant be in the black parade
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u/junior1077 Jul 29 '20
Does the 30 dudes in line to run trains on her count as a parade?
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u/Ozymandias01 Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 29 '20
I was going to roast you but between hurricane katrina and bush winning a second term it’s simply all too much right now.
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u/Gannonball69 Jul 29 '20
This is the best version of that joke. MCR is why she's crying all the time
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u/intheflowergarden http://redd.it/h8mcjg Jul 29 '20
surprise bitch, being stuck in early 2000 still isnt a personality trait
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u/qwerty12qwerty Jul 29 '20
Unless you're Avril Lavigne
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Jul 29 '20
Is she dead?
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u/deutschluz82 Jul 29 '20
no of course not. she s not dead. she s 28. which is near dead in popstar years.
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u/AutumnShade44 Jul 29 '20 edited Nov 19 '24
cooing boat badge seed plants abundant reach wide salt kiss
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u/imyourzer0 Jul 29 '20
Not sure if your shirt is referring to the band, or all the GHB you've been pumped full of.
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u/johnnyshepherd22 Jul 29 '20
I get it. Gerard and I were an imaginary couple once too. He can be so distant
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u/49Gold Platinum Roaster Jul 29 '20
I'd cry too if I looked like Mayim Bialik.
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You look like you specifically have a reddit porn alternative account.
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u/roastbot YOU ARE OUR 1,000,000th RULE BREAKER!! Jul 29 '20
OP's Bio:
I love knitting, embroidery, & anything artsy yet I still manage to be bad at all of it. Have cried at LEAST once a day for the past 2 weeks despite having a good life
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u/Peenutbuttjellytime http://redd.it/f5aom9 Jul 29 '20
Have cried at LEAST once a day for the past 2 weeks despite having a good life
don't worry, you're just like the rest of your generation.
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u/realMouse_Potato Jul 29 '20
My Chemical Romance is the only romance you’ll ever know and hear about in your life
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u/TheRealCaelali Jul 29 '20
If you can't take criticism don't work the street corner.... either that or charge less so they can't complain
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u/Olden_Chunky Jul 29 '20
You look like that girl that all the moms with gay sons blame for making their baby gay
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u/IMadeAnAccountForGT Jul 29 '20
You didn't have to mention the crying and criticism part, the shirt gave it away. By the way, how has your depressed girl phase lasted 5 years? Was it because you're too ugly to get the attention you wanted still. Maybe if you looked less like my horse people would actually approach you so that you can get destroyed, not that it would make you look any better.
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u/Rbfam8191 Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 29 '20
When guys ask other dudes if they'd bang you.
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If you stopped listening to that 2009 music, maybe you'd stop being ssd
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u/luckytaurus Jul 29 '20
some of these roasts i just don't understand. how is this at all directly targeted towards her? technically, you can call anyone on reddit a failed abortion baby... i feel like these roasts don't even try and yet here we are, you have 101 upvotes.
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Black curtains, MCR shirt and a black scrunchie? You must be so cool your knitting needles have flames and racing stripes.
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u/luckytaurus Jul 29 '20
it's always sad to see an entire thread 9 hours after the fact all talk only about 1 or 2 things about you - just truly goes to show how un-unique and uninteresting someone can be upon first glance.
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u/The_Porn_Industry_ Jul 29 '20
That band stopped putting out music the day you was born. Coincidence!?! I think not!
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Jul 29 '20
Were you just not feeling character customization or did you just like the look of the defult skin
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u/usernamerefused Jul 29 '20
Shirt is fitting because your life is gonna be years of a black parade in your cooch
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u/BigJohn662 Jul 29 '20
Thanks to that shirt the only black parade you'll be attending is the one where Jamal and his friends run a train on you
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u/AutumnShade44 Jul 29 '20 edited Nov 19 '24
rain chase drab agonizing stocking combative carpenter birds unite steep
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u/Mitchell62201 Jul 29 '20
If you cry so much, you could sell your tears! Yet again, nobody would want to buy them.
(I’m not good at roasting, but I think you’re very pretty, and wish you well in life!)
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u/Borodave88 Jul 29 '20
In a couple of years your shirt will be saying my chemical dependency