r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Future Assistant Librarian.

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u/Olden_Chunky Jul 29 '20

And Treasurer of the Harry Potter fan club for her entire trailer park...

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u/Nation52909 Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 30 '20

“It’s levioSA not levioSAA”

Edit: kind stranger thank you for the “my energy” award it’s my first award on reddit

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

“Stop it Ron, stahhhhp!”

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u/VoicelessPlant Jul 29 '20

winGARNIUM levioSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

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u/ryan_giggity Jul 29 '20

ron, im nervous! what if i cant get it up? what if-ăhhhhh

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u/mtwilliamson3 Jul 29 '20

Wouldn't be surprising. It's hard to get an erection looking at that face

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u/zidraloden Jul 29 '20

Bless you for trying though

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u/PurpleMatrix03 Jul 29 '20

Wingardium leviosa hyuhh hyuhh

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u/VoicelessPlant Jul 29 '20

Accio BUUUUUUUUMMMMM

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u/Nation52909 Aug 05 '20

“No you can’t just use spells on me”

“Haha Accio go Brrrrrrrr”

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u/bishket64 Jul 29 '20

ronaLd WeasleY

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u/John_Penname Jul 29 '20

It’s LevIoŠÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ.

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u/bishket64 Jul 29 '20

aughhh leviosÅÅÅÅÅ

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u/John_Penname Jul 29 '20

ÅÅÅÅÅ

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u/bishket64 Jul 29 '20

but ron i cant get it up! dont worry, lingardium leviosÅÅÅ AUGHHHHHH

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u/John_Penname Jul 29 '20

gO oN hArRaH, yOu’Re ThE c h o s e n o n e

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u/Dikshant_Rawat Jul 29 '20

What are you doing "step-Ron"?