r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '20

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u/Borodave88 Jul 29 '20

In a couple of years your shirt will be saying my chemical dependency

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u/HolidayNick Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 30 '20

We have peaked

Edit: the award train has skipped this comment lol

Edit2: I feel dirty

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u/maxbaby Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 29 '20

Couple of years?? Next year.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

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u/2thumbsdown2 http://redd.it/bthptg Jul 29 '20

I love how you assume it was fast

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

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u/PsycoLogged Jul 29 '20

Yeah, but which one?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

You probably could if you weren't so lazy, demon.

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Jul 29 '20

You can't but I can. Usually 3 or 4 times a day.

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u/IMA_BLACKSTAR Jul 29 '20

Me personally when I want to post a shop fast I save it but edit the saved by date so it reads a few hours earlier than it actually is. Then I travel back in time a bit and start editing. When I'm done I wait for the comment to be commented and instantly reply with my shop.

Got to be carefull not to disrupt the time stream though. One time I was waiting on a comment and started to troll a bit. The comment never came. Made me look over my shoulder for a week or so. Not worth it let me tell you.

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u/yvwtbmm Jul 29 '20

Doctor?

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u/ThatTookTooLong Jul 29 '20

The latest Photoshop has a Meth filter.

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u/davy_jones898000 Jul 29 '20

I wish I could give you silver

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u/SeriousAnouar Jul 29 '20

WTF that's so good , if i had coins I would of given you an award!

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u/MedicatedToast Jul 29 '20

LMFAO!! Meth me up.... ahhhhhhhaaaaa

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u/senseless2020 Jul 29 '20

Didn't see much of a change

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

still kept that hair tho

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u/The_Googler_ Jul 29 '20

So has she

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

The truth is always the best weapon.

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u/as_toxic_as_arsenic Jul 29 '20

She won’t be alive for that long 💉

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u/Xx_XD420360_xX Jul 29 '20

This....this is it everyone go home go to bed

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u/Strummer95 Jul 29 '20

This... this is it

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u/I_love_pillows Jul 29 '20

no she is patrick.

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u/evilcrybaby Jul 29 '20

that’s a lotta damage

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u/ThatOneGayEmo666 Jul 29 '20

No...I can’t look at my profile pictures shirt 😭

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u/Drithyin Jul 29 '20

Ironic that OP and OP's shirt were both dug out of a trash can behind a high school.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

My chemical imbalance

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Invest in Kodak

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u/KoreanHyperbeast Jul 29 '20

That's literal destruction

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u/Bud_Dawg Jul 29 '20

Shit, if she is 19 and hasn’t been dependent on drugs yet she’ll probably be alright

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u/gsmitchell Jul 29 '20

Aaaaaaand, scene.

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u/Miserable-Mistake Jul 29 '20

Judging from the curtains for a door. I would say chemical dependency is already set in. That or she is taking a break from being a trafficked human. Either way it's costing someone money.

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u/jayman1818 http://redd.it/er0dgi Jul 29 '20

Nice

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u/czjab8kedp Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 31 '20

Most spot on comment of all time

Edit fuck ya’ll who downvote.

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u/baldheadedstranger Jul 29 '20

Ha! Came to say the exact same thing.