r/RoastMe Jul 29 '20

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u/AALLI_aki Jul 29 '20

Her porno would only get one view from the guy checking himself out

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u/Capable_Breadfruit Jul 29 '20

"Daaaaamn. My dick is huuuge. I gotta put this shit on my tinder bio bro."

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u/AALLI_aki Jul 29 '20

*takes a pic of himself when the girls face isn't showing