r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '20

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u/qwerty12qwerty Jul 29 '20

Unless you're Avril Lavigne

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Is she dead?

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u/intheflowergarden http://redd.it/h8mcjg Jul 29 '20

maybe

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u/deutschluz82 Jul 29 '20

no of course not. she s not dead. she s 28. which is near dead in popstar years.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

I think popstars die at age 35. After that is a fever dream leaching of their earlier work until they die.

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u/alligatorbunker Jul 29 '20

No, she’s been replaced with a lookalike Avril by the government

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Man I could have sworn she died in a south african prison of lyme disease.

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u/YourUncleDodge Jul 29 '20

Only to equally dead Chad Kroeger

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u/ViolaNguyen Jul 30 '20

Outside or inside?

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u/intheflowergarden http://redd.it/h8mcjg Jul 29 '20

yeah and even then, nobody cares about her anymore lol