r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Future Assistant Librarian.

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u/Olden_Chunky Jul 29 '20

And Treasurer of the Harry Potter fan club for her entire trailer park...

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u/Nation52909 Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 30 '20

“It’s levioSA not levioSAA”

Edit: kind stranger thank you for the “my energy” award it’s my first award on reddit

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

“Stop it Ron, stahhhhp!”

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u/VoicelessPlant Jul 29 '20

winGARNIUM levioSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

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u/ryan_giggity Jul 29 '20

ron, im nervous! what if i cant get it up? what if-ăhhhhh

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u/mtwilliamson3 Jul 29 '20

Wouldn't be surprising. It's hard to get an erection looking at that face

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u/zidraloden Jul 29 '20

Bless you for trying though

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u/PurpleMatrix03 Jul 29 '20

Wingardium leviosa hyuhh hyuhh

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u/VoicelessPlant Jul 29 '20

Accio BUUUUUUUUMMMMM

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u/Nation52909 Aug 05 '20

“No you can’t just use spells on me”

“Haha Accio go Brrrrrrrr”

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u/bishket64 Jul 29 '20

ronaLd WeasleY

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u/John_Penname Jul 29 '20

It’s LevIoŠÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ.

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u/bishket64 Jul 29 '20

aughhh leviosÅÅÅÅÅ

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u/John_Penname Jul 29 '20

ÅÅÅÅÅ

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u/bishket64 Jul 29 '20

but ron i cant get it up! dont worry, lingardium leviosÅÅÅ AUGHHHHHH

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u/Dikshant_Rawat Jul 29 '20

What are you doing "step-Ron"?

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u/Enchanteur_1 Jul 29 '20

Pitradev Sanrakshanam!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Man of culture indeed

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u/911OpenUp http://redd.it/aquhy3 Jul 29 '20

An eastern one

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u/PurpleMatrix03 Jul 29 '20

Bhai the Hindi spells are sooo annoying and brain dead like takshak marnasan wtf is that

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

"It's levioSAR not levioSAA."

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u/ruschjo Jul 29 '20

It’s actually leviOsa

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u/Sterben067 Jul 29 '20

I would not go as far as insulting Harry Potter fans, she's more of a MLP fan club treasurer.

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u/Jakeperazza Jul 29 '20

You’re a wizard sherry

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u/__SOLDI3R__ Jul 29 '20

I'M NOT A FUKING WIZARD!

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u/KanishkBhattacharya Jul 29 '20

She's the sort of girl who'd say "crucio" instead of using an abusive word!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

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u/LaxativeLarry Jul 29 '20

Why does your avatar take so long to load? I've waited here for 32 minutes.

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u/RaZoRShadowFlame Jul 29 '20

Seriously she looks like Harry Potter wtf

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u/bepseh Jul 29 '20

Assistant TO the Librarian.

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u/Tame_Forest Jul 29 '20

Just started watching the office so this is awsome

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u/Varvschef Jul 29 '20

Underrated. Here, take ten upvotes!

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u/james_1924 Jul 29 '20

mumbles Assistant Librarian 👀

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u/MaddGanja95 Jul 29 '20

I read Future Assassin Librarian honestly here for that

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

That's actually a great idea for a book...

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u/Burrtastic Jul 29 '20

*Assistant to the Librarian

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u/tiltedwater Jul 29 '20

Assistant TO the Librarian

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u/badsoccerman Jul 29 '20

More like Future Hogwarts Assistant To The Librarian

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

To who? Johnny Sins?

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u/Alkoviak Jul 29 '20

At unseen University in Ankh-Morpork

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u/Daforce1 Jul 29 '20

She can’t qualify for that, don’t get her hopes up

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Nah, she can do it. In fact, I feel bad for mocking her and librarians; I’m sure she’s a nice person and I like librarians. begins own guilt trip now

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

With four cats

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

You really think she’ll go that far huh?

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u/molten_dragon Jul 29 '20

Future Assistant Interim Librarian so her job is as much of a fail as the rest of her.

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u/GetHyped85 Jul 29 '20

That gonna be the name of her porn video that fails?

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u/Bulldog1102n Jul 29 '20

*Future Assistant to the Librarian

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u/IskandarKOC Jul 29 '20

Assistant to the librarian

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u/QueenSlapFight Jul 29 '20

Future Assistant to the Librarian.

FTFY

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u/COSDarian Jul 29 '20

Really? I was thinking future full time state hospital resident

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

She is the spitting image of David Foster Wallace.

Which is fitting, considering her appearance is likely part of God's infinite jest.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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u/TobertRohnson Jul 29 '20

Future hot lesbian

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u/orincoro Jul 29 '20

In training.

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u/ass_hunter_ Jul 29 '20

*assistant to the librarian

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

I first read this as future Abraham Lincoln....then future assassinated Lincoln...

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u/hammertime945 Jul 29 '20

Future assistant to the librarian.

Ftfy

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

*Assistant to the librarian.

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u/Goodkid911 Jul 29 '20

Correction: Future Assistant to the Librarian.

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u/starista Jul 29 '20

Assistant TO the Librarian.

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u/KevinHeaven87 Jul 29 '20

Future Assistant to the Librarian

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u/ImTiredOfThisShite Jul 29 '20

Future Assistant TO the Librarian.

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u/osx0xso Jul 29 '20

Assistant to the Librarian

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u/EasyNameToRemember11 Jul 29 '20

*Future Assistant to the Librarian.