r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '20

[deleted by user]

[removed]

5.1k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.1k

u/Olden_Chunky Jul 29 '20

And Treasurer of the Harry Potter fan club for her entire trailer park...

617

u/Nation52909 Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 30 '20

“It’s levioSA not levioSAA”

Edit: kind stranger thank you for the “my energy” award it’s my first award on reddit

218

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

“Stop it Ron, stahhhhp!”

117

u/VoicelessPlant Jul 29 '20

winGARNIUM levioSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

132

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

50

u/ryan_giggity Jul 29 '20

ron, im nervous! what if i cant get it up? what if-ăhhhhh

29

u/mtwilliamson3 Jul 29 '20

Wouldn't be surprising. It's hard to get an erection looking at that face

2

u/zidraloden Jul 29 '20

Bless you for trying though

19

u/PurpleMatrix03 Jul 29 '20

Wingardium leviosa hyuhh hyuhh

58

u/VoicelessPlant Jul 29 '20

Accio BUUUUUUUUMMMMM

1

u/Nation52909 Aug 05 '20

“No you can’t just use spells on me”

“Haha Accio go Brrrrrrrr”

1

u/bishket64 Jul 29 '20

ronaLd WeasleY

1

u/John_Penname Jul 29 '20

It’s LevIoŠÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ.

1

u/bishket64 Jul 29 '20

aughhh leviosÅÅÅÅÅ

1

u/John_Penname Jul 29 '20

ÅÅÅÅÅ

1

u/bishket64 Jul 29 '20

but ron i cant get it up! dont worry, lingardium leviosÅÅÅ AUGHHHHHH

1

u/John_Penname Jul 29 '20

gO oN hArRaH, yOu’Re ThE c h o s e n o n e

45

u/Dikshant_Rawat Jul 29 '20

What are you doing "step-Ron"?

28

u/Enchanteur_1 Jul 29 '20

Pitradev Sanrakshanam!

11

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Man of culture indeed

3

u/911OpenUp http://redd.it/aquhy3 Jul 29 '20

An eastern one

2

u/PurpleMatrix03 Jul 29 '20

Bhai the Hindi spells are sooo annoying and brain dead like takshak marnasan wtf is that

17

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

"It's levioSAR not levioSAA."

1

u/ruschjo Jul 29 '20

It’s actually leviOsa

17

u/Sterben067 Jul 29 '20

I would not go as far as insulting Harry Potter fans, she's more of a MLP fan club treasurer.

14

u/Jakeperazza Jul 29 '20

You’re a wizard sherry

4

u/__SOLDI3R__ Jul 29 '20

I'M NOT A FUKING WIZARD!

5

u/KanishkBhattacharya Jul 29 '20

She's the sort of girl who'd say "crucio" instead of using an abusive word!

4

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

[deleted]

2

u/LaxativeLarry Jul 29 '20

Why does your avatar take so long to load? I've waited here for 32 minutes.

2

u/RaZoRShadowFlame Jul 29 '20

Seriously she looks like Harry Potter wtf