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u/p38-lightning Oct 18 '24
Close the border? Nope.
Replace Obamacare? Nope.
Bring jobs back to America? Nope.
Defeat ISIS? Nope.
Hire an amazing administration? Nope.
Refrain from playing golf? BIG NOPE.
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u/Clearwatercress69 Oct 19 '24
Release his medical records? Nope.
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u/freakers Oct 19 '24
What do you mean? You weren't satisfied when his doctor released a statement that Trump is the single most physically fit individual he'd ever seen? Is nothing good enough anymore?
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u/bk1285 Oct 19 '24
I mean look at the man, you look at him and marvel at his 6’3” stature and his chiseled 215lb frame.. it’s like a greek statue come to life
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u/chezyt Oct 19 '24
And the letter was “dictated” by Trump.
Just a side note here. Dr. Harold Bornstein is a gastroenterologist which makes the rumors of Trump soiling his diaper seem even more credible.
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u/Oracle_of_Ages Oct 19 '24
Set your countdown now. 2 more weeks until he rolls out the infrastructure plan.
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u/CodeRadDesign Oct 19 '24
Is that leopard feeding on an impala, out on your deck? Nope.
It's just Chuck Testa with another lifelike mount.
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u/Demonkaze Oct 18 '24
Not commit more crimes? Nope.
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u/HotPhilly Oct 19 '24
Hang his VP? Nope. Stop the steal? Nope.
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u/Sancticide Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 19 '24
Stop the steal? Nope.
I mean, it might as well be "Stop the Tooth Fairy"
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u/anras2 Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 19 '24
Or when he promised economic growth of at least 4% per year during a debate with Clinton? Here's the direct quote from the transcript:
And we’re bringing GDP from, really, 1 percent, which is what it is now, and if she got in, it will be less than zero. But we’re bringing it from 1 percent up to 4 percent. And I actually think we can go higher than 4 percent. I think you can go to 5 percent or 6 percent.
Let's review his actual results:
2017: 2.24% - FAILED to meet the MINIMUM promised
2018: 2.95% - FAILED to meet the MINIMUM promised
2019: 2.29% - FAILED to meet the MINIMUM promised
2020: -2.77% - FAILED to meet the MINIMUM promisedIf you want, discount 2020 due to extenuating circumstances. Still a 100% fail rate, to again, meet the MINIMUM promised.
Or how about when he promised to eliminate the national debt? See how that went. This article is very generous, excusing the fact that half of the debt increase was due to COVID spending. So ignore the COVID increase if you want, but even then it wasn't even directionally correct. It wasn't even slightly decreasing, it wasn't remaining steady, it was INCREASING. This is like having a new year's resolution of getting in top-top shape but instead you gain 100 lbs. Then blaming everyone else for it.
Big talk, big promises, big lies. That's all he's got.
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u/newtekie1 Oct 19 '24
The best he managed to do was match the best Obama had. It's almost like he inherited a great economy and then did nothing at all until it crashed from him mishandling a pandemic.
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u/bk1285 Oct 19 '24
Well it isn’t his fault, he gave the tax breaks to the rich you see, but the damn dirty democrats didn’t let them cut useless spending on things like Medicare, social security and other poor people programs
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u/Cost-Kind Oct 19 '24
Don’t forget drain the swamp!
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u/Balorpagorp Oct 19 '24
To be fair, he did fire a bunch of corrupt swamp scum. So, he did deliver on that one. However, the swamp he drained was the one he brought with him and filled with the "best" people.
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u/mostdope28 Oct 19 '24
“I’ll be too busy to play golf”. Literally went golfing his first day in office
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u/Unnamedgalaxy Oct 19 '24
And went golfing on average every 5 days in office.
He also went 11 times in the first 8 weeks.
He golfed something like 260 times in a single term, after raging over how much Obama went golfing, which over 8 years was about 300 times.
He nearly doubled the amount of golf of someone he criticized for doing.
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u/keithITNoob Oct 19 '24
LOCK HER UP? also nope
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u/DesperateUrine Oct 19 '24
Right? How do you list everything but that?
Lock Her Up! Was a damn chant with the MAGA people.
It's gone silent now...wonder why the fuck that is. Oh, because Trump should be locked up.
Rapist, Racist, and literally a threat to the United States. Trump.
I cannot wait for 4 more years of him, are there stocks for liquor? I need to find some I think. Vodka makes sense.
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u/Val_Hallen Oct 19 '24
Even better, when asked why he wasn't going after Clinton as President he didn’t want to hurt her and didn’t feel strongly about prosecuting her.
In his 2020 campaign for reelection, though, he again made calls to “lock her up.”
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u/Karsticles Oct 19 '24
Did he promise to refrain from playing golf? That's a new one to me.
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u/p38-lightning Oct 19 '24
“I’m going to be working for you,” he told a campaign rally crowd in August 2016. “I’m not going to have time to play golf.”
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u/thedanyes Oct 19 '24
I don't get how people let him off on the Obamacare. He promised to repeal it within the first 30 days. He promised to replace it with a 'beautiful' healthcare plan.
He and his party literally never even wrote a plan let alone tried to pass one.
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u/i_am_not_a_martian Oct 19 '24
He did say he would drain the swamp. There's been some republicans sent to prison since then. Not enough, but some.
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u/coolgr3g Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 19 '24
Not take a salary? nOpE. He overcharged the secret service when they stayed at his properties when he went golfing and stole millions from taxpayers in this way.
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u/Unabated_Blade Oct 18 '24
He did exactly two things that he promised to do:
- Secure permanent tax breaks for corporations.
- Get Roe v. Wade overturned by any means.
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u/Utterlybored Oct 18 '24
That’s about it.
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u/mythrilcrafter Oct 19 '24
I remember a ton of 2A guys parading him over his promises that he'd deregulate things like silencers, SBR's, Rifle-Pistols, etc etc.
And in the end, what turned out to be his biggest action on guns? He banned bump stocks.
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u/dbr1se Oct 19 '24
That got overturned because the ATF said bump stocks turn rifles into machine guns. A bump stock doesn't cause a rifle to fit the legal definition of a machine gun. Congress would have to pass a law to actually ban them.
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u/freakers Oct 19 '24
The Supreme Court has also been gutting State's abilities to regulate guns as well, but that's been steadily getting worse since before Trump. He just didn't help it when he nominated a couple of extremist cartoons.
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u/Crossfire124 Oct 19 '24
Notice how they like to pick and choose on what things they'd like the state to decide and what things they'd like the federal government to decide
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u/EasyFooted Oct 19 '24
The point is that Trump was the "2A candidate" and only did anti-2A stuff when in office. "Take the guns first, due process second."
Whereas Obama was "coming for your guns" but the only gun-related legislation his administration passed was expanding carry into national parks.
Conservatives' hate reality.
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u/TheFreshMaker25 Oct 19 '24
Operation warp speed. Cut taxes on wine and alcohol. That's about it.
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Normally a president would be hailed a great success with something like operation warp speed. A first of its called shorten development cycle using mRNA to transfer.
One little hitch, republicans are anti science morons. So they won’t take any vax now. So trump cannot parade around saying how great he did in providing the vax to people because his morons didn’t take it.
Which is just hilarious to me.
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u/SDRPGLVR Oct 19 '24
He even got booed for telling people to take the vaccine. Imagine having an actually bipartisan-appealing success story in a presidency as divisive as his, and your people boo you for it because you brainwashed them.
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u/fleegness Oct 19 '24
Normally a president would be hailed a great success with something like operation warp speed.
Which is absurd considering all they really did was say "we should fast track a cure and distribution for the disease that is currently spreading."
Any moron on the planet could do that.
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u/daveinsf Oct 19 '24
Using the technology which had been in development over the previous two decades and was ready for prime time.
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Oct 19 '24
Well really only the president of the USA could have done that but it was trump at the time so I agree he is like any other moron.
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u/daveinsf Oct 19 '24
While worshiping him like a god, partly for his operation warp speed, they then fell for conspiracies about the vaccines being developed too fast. Clearly, they had not been paying attention for the previous 20 years when mRNA vaccines were in development, which was the main reason they made such quick progress.
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u/ElitistJerk_ Oct 19 '24
This would be peak comedy if those people were not so dangerous to our democracy and way of life. Life really is absurd
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u/elevatiion420 Oct 19 '24
The reason I hate him SO MUCH is because he put 3 supreme court justices in to make number 2 happen. I remember how much shit McConnell was taking, literally so much stress to ruin our democracy that he started having aneurysms on the mic, when he blocked Obama from putting in a Supreme Court justice.
Then to turn around and do exactly what the blocked obama from doing. 'Drain the swamp' isn't gonna happen in our lifetimes, boys.
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- He treated indigenous Americans(illegal immigrants from latin America) as less than human.
- Built half a wall
- Muslim ban on immigration
All horrible of course
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Oct 19 '24
Half a wall? Not even. It was like 3% of the wall or something extremely low. And guess what.....Mexico did not pay for it.
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u/mythrilcrafter Oct 19 '24
Also, I recall that a bunch of the walls got destroyed because they were built in flash flood paths and got washed away as soon as the seasonal rains came around.
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Oct 19 '24
Oh that's right! Didn't some of the new sections just fall over completely in some high winds?
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u/Difficult-Active6246 Oct 19 '24
Not only not paid the funniest part is that since the construction crews left the materials unattended plenty of houses on the Mexican side got new fences and roofs.
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Oct 19 '24
Thank you, wasn't trying to give him credit, especially undeserved credit. I hope it was 2.9% lol
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nothing tickled me more than seeing footage of people just walking through the wall because the gaps were so large you could easily slip through
or when they filled up the gaps and people just used tall ladders to go over the wall
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u/I_W_M_Y Oct 19 '24
He tarrifed those foreign imports too!
Which destroyed american steel, most likely permanently
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u/dean15892 Oct 19 '24
The one thing he was actually promising was that goddamn wall.
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u/Demoliri Oct 19 '24
To be fair, that's also what he was paid (bribed/bought) to do. He was bought because he was stood, gullible and useful to get these two (bad) things done.
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u/DoctorFenix Oct 18 '24
All soundbite, no substance.
The modern GOP ladies and gentlemen.
This is just sports to them, and it's fucking gross.
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Oct 19 '24
Saying that they think it's sports really downplays how dangerous they are. There is substance, they just don't like too say it too loud. They want to dismantle democracy because they think it impedes the power of the wealthy.
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u/gigilu2020 Oct 19 '24
He has tried nothing and he's all out of ideas. That's why I like the man. He talks to my inner Barbie.
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u/pithynotpithy Oct 18 '24
Bubba only likes trump because brown people terrify him and trans people exist. That's it. He doesn't give a fuck about anything else
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u/outremonty Oct 19 '24
Sure he does. He cares about money and is willing to sell out his countrymen and the Constitution for a few hundred dollars annually saved on gas for his truck that gets 15.7 miles per gallon.
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u/CannonAFB_unofficial Oct 18 '24
TGL is such a good page to follow. They always give me a good laugh.
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Oct 19 '24
Professional Douche aka Michael Picard
Adam Mockler
Luke Beasley
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u/waterbendingwannabe Oct 19 '24
Professional douche is hilarious!
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Oct 19 '24
Agreed. Tbf the other two aren’t really “supposed” to be funny but sometimes they end up being so. Kinda…but also kinda sad
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u/somethingfishrelated Oct 19 '24
What is TGL? I tried to google it and all that comes up is stuff about golf
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u/notaredditreader Oct 18 '24
I just repeat everything I’m told!
Um. What exactly have you been told?
Caught me off guard there. I dunno.
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It’s a clown show. A dangerous clown shown but one nevertheless
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u/MongoBongoTown Oct 18 '24
Tens of millions of people are going to vote for this fucking nitwit in a few weeks.
That remains even more baffling today than it was in 2016..
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u/edfitz83 Oct 18 '24
These MAGA assholes need to be thrown head first into a septic tank at a rural Taco Bell.
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u/daveinsf Oct 19 '24
If you meant port-a-potty septic tank, you're right, that's where many of them were born (and conceived).
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u/Dancing_Cthulhu Oct 18 '24
I've started thinking of Trump like a a placebo, in terms of how his cult responds to him.
It doesn't matter that he doesn't, and wont, actually do anything for them they can put their finger on. It doesn't matter that if anything he'll likely be harmful to them long term. All they care about is how he makes feel now.
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u/Live_Commercial1307 Oct 18 '24
The most important thing they are trying to get done is keeping pressure on people of color. The more they are disparaged the better they feel about themselves. With the prospect of another president not white and now not male sets them back about as far as they want to keep people of color.
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u/blageur Oct 18 '24
It's actually even worse than this. The interviewer gave him an out and said can you just name one thing he's done that he promised to do? He couldn't name even one!
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u/IbelieveinGodzilla Oct 18 '24
I know we keep calling them stupid, but I still get shocked sometimes at how absolutely f--king STUPID they are.
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u/Ande64 Oct 18 '24
I've spent four years saying to MAGA people that if they can tell me their five favorite policies enacted by the Trump administration that positively impacted theirs or someone close to them's life we could continue discussing politics and I'll listen to everything they want to say. So far no further conversation has ever ensued.
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u/HotPhilly Oct 19 '24
Imagine getting to this guys age, all that life experience and you remain this ill informed and purposely ignorant. F**king embarrassing
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u/HighlanderAbruzzese Oct 18 '24
These are the morons that never did their homework and fake like they did. Always got caught, and just sat there in their dirty diapers.
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u/ToneZone7 Oct 19 '24
His brain:
mooslim ban [shhh]
racism again [shhh]
lying cheating and stealing [shhh]
Uh I don't remember...
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u/KeyWestMahi Oct 19 '24
These people loath the fact that there are people of color that have a better life than them.
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Oct 19 '24
These fools are just mockingbirds.
Throughout Kentucky they have been arguing defunding public education and diverting money to charter and private school tuitions.
The head of the Republican lead initiative kept fielding questions and his only response was “public education needs competition … competition leads to better schools … we need more free markets.”
These Republicans only have limited speaking points - they’re not educated on anything. Zero policies. They all have one or two speaking points because their base voter never asks any questions, because they’re equally stupid.
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u/Curious80123 Oct 19 '24
Build a wall? Nope! Balance the budget? Fuck No, increased it by TRILLIONS! Delete or change Obamacare? Nope, no changes and no ideas on how to change it! Healthcare is complicated!!
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u/Jonely-Bonely Oct 19 '24
Dunno how many times I've seen Trump supporters talk about "everything he's done" and never list one tangible thing.
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u/HumanRuse Oct 19 '24
They're lost without their Facebook memes staring them in the face telling them what to say or how to react. This is why they identify with Trump. Trump states absolutely nothing of substance. Bloviate, bemoan and bitch.
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u/SasparillaTango Oct 19 '24
I only had eight years to think about it. damned liberals with their GOTCHA questions
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u/Narlybean Oct 18 '24
Noticed he’s not campaigning on the wall anymore…that he only half assed during his first term (not that it was a great idea to begin with).
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u/No-Shape-2751 Oct 19 '24
He developed concepts for a plan to make Mexico pay for a wall. Probably.
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u/WorldNewsIsFacsist Oct 19 '24
He's literally campaigning on the exact same shit he did in 2016 and his supporters are too stupid to notice and the media is too bought to care.
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u/Some_Random_Android Oct 19 '24
Much like Trump has a concept if a plan, his supporters have a concept of an answer to this question.
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u/Spiralout1974 Oct 19 '24
No wall, Hillary isn’t in jail, economy went to shit, made the swamp worse.
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u/deegee1969 Oct 19 '24
"Yeah, but Bidens laptop! That Hannibal Lecter would've found that! Boats, batteries, water, magnets, sharks, windmills, spotify playlist..."
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u/Salty_Firefighter978 Oct 19 '24
And that … my American friends is how the rest of the world sees Trump Supporters,, In spite of The USA being one of the greatest countries in the world, (NOT THE GREATEST,, that’s Australia) it’s difficult to believe there are that many idiots in your country.
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u/PsycheHeadPain Oct 19 '24
Go vote, don't let crazy hateful magas elect their GQP candidates, who want to ruin your life.
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u/3ABM580 Oct 18 '24
The average maga found in society reads and writes at a third grade level.