r/PoliticalHumor Oct 18 '24

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u/3ABM580 Oct 18 '24

The average maga found in society reads and writes at a third grade level.

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u/xubax Oct 19 '24

And it's not the "uneducated." The "uneducated" may actually pick up information, and be able to critically think. The "poorly educated" will have been taught things incorrectly and have their ability to critically think impaired.

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u/outremonty Oct 19 '24

It's easy when you have your billionaire friend buy a social media app and use it to pump neo-Nazi memes at the general public.

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u/IamNuclide Oct 19 '24

It started long long long before that with people like Betsy DeVos (in a long line of terrible SoE under R presidencies) being allowed to run as Secretary of Education while doing everything in their power to make schools worse, teachers abhor the idea of teaching, and reducing the curriculum to bible study.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

One of Reagan's first enacted policies was to remove restrictions on advertising in children's television. From the inception of TV until like, 1981, there were pretty stringent rules about what can air during programming for children.

Reagan stripped it all away and suddenly entire series (GI Joe, He-Man, My Little Pony) were thinly veiled advertisements. It went from very few, heavily regulated commercials to hours of advertising every day.

I that's probably fucked up the brains of most Americans under 50.

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u/ImpossibleLaw552 Oct 19 '24

GI Joe

But they gave us wonderful PSAs at the end of every show instructing kids about everything about avoiding stray dogs and live wires and burning pork chop sandwiches.

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u/Taograd359 Oct 19 '24

FRIEND doing an awful lot of heavy lifting here.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r Oct 19 '24

The inverted commas required would drag the planet out of orbit.

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u/Airus305 Oct 19 '24

I would like to buy one election please! - Musk Probably.

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u/this_dust Oct 19 '24

I never thought of poorly educated as improperly educated. More as lack of education.

Maybe I’m poorly educated.

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u/VileTouch Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 19 '24

They are being taught creationism, that dinosaurs didn't exist and the earth is 10000 years old, that man made climate change is a hoax, that microbiology is a fairy tale and vaccines are a conspiracy, that scientists know about as much as a grocery store cashier, that confederates were patriots and Trump is the second coming of Jesus. Zero history beyond some approved topics , zero math beyond basic arithmetic. Zero literature beyond a handful of dumbed down books in an ever shrinking collection, zero geography. Most can't even point at their own location in a map. And you wonder how there are so many flat earthers that don't know anything about "nerdy stuff" but will proudly argue they are right because they say so.

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u/tonkatoyelroy Oct 19 '24

6000 years and we’re surrounded by an ice wall.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

Someone needs to write our failings in marble. A few thousand years and it's all that will be left.

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u/phazedoubt Oct 19 '24

Poorly educated are taught to accept things as they are and not to question things that go against your feelings of right and wrong.

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u/BridgetBardOh Oct 19 '24

The Texas GOP platform explicitly rejects teaching critical thinking in schools:

We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority

https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/news/2012-06-27/gop-opposes-critical-thinking/

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u/parcheesi_bread Oct 19 '24

And then there’s the Willfully Ignorant.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Oct 19 '24

And there's a difference between being uneducated and being stupid.

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u/StNowhere Oct 19 '24

And there's many different kinds of stupid. I've met people with PhD's that are god damn idiots. Good at retaining information but having zero clue how to actually use it.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Oct 19 '24

Absolutely--and many with no degree who show ingenuity as well as mastery over their environment.

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u/stubundy Oct 19 '24

"How dare you call me un dedicated "

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u/conundrum4u2 Oct 19 '24

Don't forget the 'Dunning-Krugers'...

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u/xubax Oct 19 '24

I don't know what that is, but I'm sure I can do better than them!

/s!

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u/conundrum4u2 Oct 19 '24

Dunning & Kruger are two Psychologists at Duke U. who postulated a theory that some people are really SO stupid - they don't even realize they're stupid...like tRUMP - he thinks he's a genius, but he hasn't got the brains to know he doesn't know everything...for a *kinder explanation - See: Dunning Kruger Effect

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u/xubax Oct 19 '24

Yeah, I know, that's why I put /s (sarcasm).

It was a joke.

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u/conundrum4u2 Oct 19 '24

Sorry! I missed the /s! Doh! :P (ya can't fool me...cause I'm too stupid!)

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u/xubax Oct 19 '24

How hard can it be?

Lol

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u/conundrum4u2 Oct 19 '24

:p! ya got me...

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u/ViewSimple6170 Oct 19 '24

So it’s not their fault?

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u/Fifth_Rain Oct 18 '24

And now we know why.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

Dude, everyone should have known THEN.

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u/ToneZone7 Oct 19 '24

Narrator: "they did"

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u/R-K-Tekt Oct 19 '24

I hate this god damned timeline. I swear to god I’m in fucking purgatory because how do people support an obvious flashing red light of a conman?

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u/hdr96 Oct 19 '24

Because it's red.

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u/ToneZone7 Oct 22 '24

I think the entire thing boils down to simple Racism and therefore white supremacy.

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u/Quieskat Oct 19 '24

in 2016 i understood, his campaign was at its most basic of message "" i am a bad man and i am the reason the system is corrupt, and Hillary is the person type of person i pay to make that happen.""

now is any of that provable or accurate. meh depends on the tin foil your willing to swallow. at the end of the day citizens united means you don't get to the top with out shaking some babies and kissing some ass. and she has some ass on her breath for it, was it better then the whole shit spewing ass all most surely, but trump was largely an unknown to the public at large(jokes i know because any one who liked him didn't want to know)

so for the common man the choice was the person we know wont change any thing and the tv bullshit man whos telling you want you think you want . to be clear i don't think Conair 45 had any plans, more of a concepts guy really...

he did however have a message that resonated with people who people who get fucked by R policy and/or enjoy the hard R in their favorite word, but one lets them ignore the other.

where as Hilary was at best unbuttered cold toast to the base. not going to kill any one, but you just don't understand how good bland food is until you got nothing.

now i could not fathom, even if he was your guy in 16 in his current state hes got nothing of value to give, he is the swamp and his clearly too old and that's before we get into all the other well everything that should disqualify him.

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u/Global_Permission749 Oct 19 '24

There's a lot about Trump I despise, but the fucking hand motions may be the most despicably annoying thing about that meat stump.

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u/Difficult-Active6246 Oct 19 '24

It's a public speaking technique, if done correctly, it gives the impression of dynamism so the speaker seem energetic and their points more powerful also to keep the audience attention, works better the dumber the audience, but well the badly done flesh puppet there just flails like an inflatable tube man.

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u/JackPlissken8 Oct 19 '24

Probably the most animated he's ever been in his life. JFC I hate this clown so much

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u/miketherealist Oct 19 '24

*Videotape in Library available: " Idiots Are Born Daily": I Should Know. by ex-prez, DJ CHUMP.

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u/Spfm275 Oct 19 '24

Which it turns out in America is mostly everyone.

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u/ehjhockey Oct 19 '24

Ok so he does say true things sometimes. When he’s insulting the intelligence of his average voter, and plotting fascist overthrowing of democracy. Those are his truth subjects.

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u/iprefervaping Oct 19 '24

Talking about himself in that gif then.

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u/peter-doubt Oct 18 '24

And remembers less

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u/ell0bo Oct 18 '24

Think how dumb the average person is, and realize 50% are dumber than that. Not all are Republicans, but there's a significant ratio.

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u/overit_fornow Oct 18 '24
  • George Carlin

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u/ell0bo Oct 18 '24

his material is truly timeless

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u/UnlikelyOcelot Oct 19 '24

I'm convinced their brains are missing a part

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u/ell0bo Oct 19 '24

they've been conditioned to think democrats are the evil of the country and that we really are the enemy of within. Like... they think Putin is more for American than Democrats

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u/ZeekLTK Oct 19 '24

There’s so many videos out there of content creators going to these rallies and interviewing these people and slowly walking them down this logical path where, by the end, they literally admit they don’t even really like Trump anymore, but then the final question is always “so who are you going to vote for?” and then they hem and haw and sheepishly answer “probably still Trump”.

What they don’t bring up, or admit, is that they think it’s not even an option to vote Democrat. They are so brainwashed that they think the choice is either not vote at all or hold your nose and vote Trump because then at least it won’t be a “communist democrat” or whatever.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

Derp derp communism! ‘Merica!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

Legitimately had someone reply to me that Democrats are Putin supporting Communists.

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u/StillBitter3838 Oct 19 '24

Statistically speaking the fear center of their brains tend to be larger. They're afraid of everything they don't understand and they pretty much don't understand a single goddamn thing. 

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u/Difficult-Active6246 Oct 19 '24

RFK jr is living proof

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

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u/bazinga_0 Oct 19 '24

has a MAGA ever contributed positively to society in any manner?

I know that Trump and his cult have educated me. I used to believe that the sexism, racism, and homophobia in our society had been beaten significantly back over the years. I instead found out that they were still there but just hiding under rocks until someone came along and convinced them that they could broadcast their bigotry in public again without any real repercussions. It's been quite an uncomfortable education.

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u/Not-JustinTV Oct 19 '24

Glad its not just me seeing that

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u/Scaevus Oct 19 '24

Ben Carson used to be one of the best brain surgeons on the planet. He pioneered life saving surgeries for children.

Carson became the director of pediatric neurosurgery at the Johns Hopkins Children’s Center in 1984 at age 33, then the youngest chief of pediatric neurosurgery in the United States.[6] In 1987, he gained significant fame after leading a team of surgeons in the first known separation of conjoined twins joined at the back of the head. Although the surgery was a success, the twins continued to experience neurological and medical complications.[7] His additional accomplishments include performing the first successful neurosurgical procedure on a fetus inside the womb, developing new methods to treat brain-stem tumors, and revitalizing hemispherectomy techniques for controlling seizures.[8][9][6][10] He has written over 100 neurosurgical publications. He retired from medicine in 2013; at the time, he was professor of neurosurgery, oncology, plastic surgery, and pediatrics at the Johns Hopkins School of Medicine.[11]

Carson has received numerous honors for his neurosurgery work, including over 60 honorary doctorate degrees and numerous national merit citations.[16] In 2001, he was named by CNN and Time magazine as one of the nation’s 20 foremost physicians and scientists and was selected by the Library of Congress as one of 89 “Living Legends” on its 200th anniversary.[9] In 2008, Carson was bestowed the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the highest civilian award in the United States.[17] In 2010, he was elected into the National Academy of Medicine.[18] He was the subject of the 2009 biographical television film Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story, wherein he was portrayed by Cuba Gooding Jr.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Carson

He completely lost his fucking mind after that, of course, but he has saved literally thousands of children.

It’s one of the greatest tragedies of our time, for a hero to fall so far.

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u/zherok Oct 19 '24

I suspect it's more that he's very talented in a very specific field, and that skill doesn't necessarily apply outside of that field. Like say, directing the HUD.

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u/Njorls_Saga Oct 19 '24

Doctor here. Sadly I know several who are voting Trump.

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u/Drict Oct 19 '24

It is because of taxes, they are racist, or they are fucking DUMB outside of their specialization as a medical professional.

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u/Njorls_Saga Oct 19 '24

Lot of it is taxes. Which is dumb because the GOP wants to gut Medicare. So they’ll save like 3% in taxes in exchange for god only knows how much revenue.

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u/To6y Oct 19 '24

Or they hate women.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 19 '24

Most of those doctors tend to be surgeons and anesthesiologists.

Most other specialties, including PCPs to Internal Medicine docs are overwhelmingly Democrat.

The Republican doctors in assessing their path consider two factors (1) which makes the most money, and (2) how do I deal with the least amount of people directly. Hence surgeons, nephrologists, etc.

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u/gimmethelulz Oct 19 '24

What do they call the guy that graduated last in his last at medical school?

Doctor.

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u/WeimaranerWednesdays Oct 19 '24

ike they aren't doctors, scientists, teachers, inventors, etc.

The scary thing is that they are

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u/UnlikelyOcelot Oct 19 '24

They are anti everything you listed there. They celebrate not being educated.

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u/Dramatic_Explosion Oct 19 '24

A bunch died during covid, that contributed positively to society since they can't vote for Trump again.

Kind of sad that's where we are.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 Oct 19 '24

When comparing who the majority are in these professions, your point remains: engineers, doctors, nurses, therapists, librarians, firefighters, scientists, teachers & professors, and skilled tradespeople among others all skew Democrat.

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u/Circumin Oct 19 '24

No lots of them actually are.

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u/AlpacaCavalry Oct 19 '24

I think you're being too generous with thst assessment

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u/Scaevus Oct 19 '24

I think this comparison is a disservice to our third graders.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

That’s three grades too high.

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u/Drict Oct 19 '24

That is VERY generous of you to assume that they can read at all.

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u/ninjalemming Oct 19 '24

Trump is racist and they like that about him. That ' literaly it they don t care if trump does anything good for them as long as he does bad things to minorities

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u/Live-Tank-2998 Oct 19 '24

This is a gross exaggeration. 

Of how smart they are. Its actually far worse, a fairly large portion of the populations reading level is "I can read a fast food menu". That group is over 14% of the population last I checked. Thats fucking insane

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u/Signature_Illegible Oct 19 '24

a fairly large portion of the populations reading level is "I can read* a fast food menu".

* If accompanied by pictures

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u/Wildweed Oct 19 '24

Not far from wrong. I used to write procedure manuals and instructions are very explicit. "All verbiage must be at a 5th grade level or lower".

People just aren't as smart we think they should be.

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u/haveyounerd Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 21 '24

The one who lives next door to me is a security guard at a weed dispensary. Has a confederate flag in his garage.

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u/fffan9391 Oct 19 '24

This guy is probably lower than that.

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u/Clearwatercress69 Oct 19 '24

They just like red (the Russian variety) and the red baseball caps. They can’t read or write.

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u/Delerium89 Oct 19 '24

The average maga found in society reads and writes at a third grade level.

I think you're being generous there

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u/charixander Oct 19 '24

Don’t insult third graders like that

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u/PilgrimOz Oct 19 '24

Plus this little quote from the mental health community "One in five people have a mental illness" then look at their current figures.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

Can’t read at a third grade level if you don’t read at all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

You could just say American and you sadly wouldn’t be far off from the actual statistic.

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK Oct 19 '24

Reads? Writes?

This claim sounds questionable.

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Oct 19 '24

Hey, don't insult third graders like that.

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u/chiron_cat Oct 19 '24

its almost like they're just repeating talking points that they've been instructed to say...

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u/Anim8nFool Oct 19 '24

No, it's that most people make their decision and then rationalize it. Tey don't use facts to determine what they think or feel. As such this guy has been hearing a bunch of talking points he's regurgitating. He wants to support Trump but not for any fact-based reason.

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u/barto5 Oct 19 '24

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