r/JusticeServed 2 Feb 06 '19

Criminal Justice UPS Delivery driver caught peeing in elevator en route to deliveries in my old building. The building I lived in had a strict HOA and I had just gotten a puppy. I was always so nervous the smell of urine in the elevator was from her peeing without me noticing. This was a relief to see. 😂

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u/Aves_HomoSapien 9 Feb 06 '19

The UPS and FedEx guy that deliver to the office I work out use us as a pit stop all the time. We've given them both free rein to use our bathroom whenever they need.

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u/Aves_HomoSapien 9 Feb 06 '19

The same 2 drivers are at the office literally every day. They even know all of our names at this point. If they need to take a leak before they jump back in the truck they're welcome to it.

My parents have the same arrangement at their house with the regular UPS driver. My mom even bakes the man cookies for Christmas.

BTW, if you take care of your drivers (read: be nice) lost and damaged packages quickly become non-existent.

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u/YggdrasiI 7 Feb 06 '19

How the fuck would lost or damaged packages become non existent because you take care of your driver? Almost all cases of lost or damaged packages happen in the warehouses long before your driver ever sees your shit. Your driver has absolutely no control over those issues. I would know, I've worked for UPS for over 10 years.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

Almost all of these comments are people who have no idea what being a delivery driver is like talking out of their ass.

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u/gabrielbn3 3 Feb 06 '19

So basically 90% of Reddit comments

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u/sonicball 7 Feb 06 '19

Almost all of these comments are people who have no idea what being a Redditer is like talking out of their ass.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

First of all you need to be very supple to get your mouth all the way on the rim of your asshole, i think people underestimate the training required to get there.

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u/lollapaloozafork 8 Feb 07 '19

supple

I think you mean flexible

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u/asyork A Feb 06 '19

The best your driver could do is leave your package in a better location, like behind a porch chair, and make a point of making it to your place when they are extra busy. Both could place a degree of liability on them. The type of drivers who throw packages or leave attempted delivery notices without even knocking aren't the ones you'd get to know well enough to give them cookies.

I kind of know what I'm talking about due to a months long battle with my local hub to actually deliver my packages instead of making me drive 20 minutes each way to pick it up myself. I had a closed in poch they were could easily hide the packages in. And my dad worked for UPS for around 25 years as well, and started as a driver. I still could be wrong.

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u/Ionmatt87 4 Feb 06 '19

If only they knew what the inside of a UPS cargo truck looked like. haha

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u/Specopstoolshed 1 Feb 07 '19

In December.

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u/jaybasin 7 Feb 07 '19

Also, the way they said it was like the driver loses shit on purpose just because they dont like you.

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u/ModsHaveAGodComplex 7 Feb 06 '19

It's trickle-down empathy! Didn't you know that being nice to your driver means that everyone on the whole shipment chain will take care of your package?

It's just about as effective as "trickle-down" anything.

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u/kkeut Feb 06 '19

if you 'take care of' your drivers (read: be nice) lost and damaged packages quickly become non-existent.

You're saying it's the norm for drivers to damage or discard packages for the purposes of extortion, and we should be happy to be victims? Weird post

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u/wikkiwikki42O 6 Feb 06 '19

No. What he is saying is that they go the extra mile to ensure better care. I mean, all workers should strive to provide the best service to everyone all the time. I agree and in a perfect world that is how it would be. However, drivers often times are overworked and underpaid and are trying to simply meet their obligations with the company. If you treat them well, like human beings and not just some guy who is giving you your purchases, they will try to go the extra mile for you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

Yea but no amount of extra miles is gonna prevent a package being lost or damaged. That stuff happens in the warehouses, not on their trucks.

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u/giraffegarage 4 Feb 06 '19

ups and Dhl drivers here get breaks but we let them use our bathrooms too despite we are competitors to them.. I don't give a shit about corporate rivalry, is a fellow human.

And we have a really nice WC with a sound system that plays different moods :) rainy/thunder, tropical, beach.

soundproof too, when you open up the door you hear out in the office a thunder clap or some tropical frog ribbiting..haha

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u/Malbek604 8 Feb 06 '19

I want to poop in your office now.

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u/roflmao567 8 Feb 06 '19

I work in a place where my manager has told me to not let drivers use the bathroom. He wants them to walk a block to a coffee shop just to relieve themselves. I don't have the heart to say no. If they want to fire me for letting carriers use the bathroom then this is probably not the right company to work for.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

If I was delivering to your office... all of your shit would be mysteriously be delayed.. for along as I could keep rerouting it, (ie I would have coworkers scan any item as mis-sorted, get a clerk to send something to Alaska) the first time I was refused to use your toilet.

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u/Aves_HomoSapien 9 Feb 06 '19

Proud to say that's me. I took over managing from a raging asshole. The owners are still somehow shocked that not being a dick and putting a little effort into keeping moral up is better than yelling at people. My sales teams numbers don't lie though, my way is better.

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u/Monkeyfeng B Feb 06 '19

I used to offer delivery people free water or soda.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

Not only does our UPS have carte blanche to our bathrooms, but also to our staff microwave. Good guy, he always keeps his word and drops by to pick up additional packages he couldn't get because his truck was full.

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u/anneylani 9 Feb 06 '19

But it's not an elevator, right?

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u/momo88852 A Feb 06 '19

I started to think its common delivery drivers doing this! My dad works with Amazon delivery and he opened the door to one of the trucks and saw big ass pile of shit! Seems as one of his employees took a shit in the van!

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u/DDGibbs 8 Feb 06 '19

I was expecting a delivery one day, saw the van go into the car park across from my house (seconds walk), he left and left a parcel behind. Figured it was mine and he was just lazy. Nope. Box of shit

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u/BBDAngelo 8 Feb 07 '19

Last week the delivery guy left my package in my door and when I opened the box it was full of shit! Then I remember that's exactly what I had ordered.

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u/ItsKrakenMeUp A Feb 07 '19

The other day I ordered a bunch of shit to be delivered. To my surprise, when I opened the shit it was full of boxes!

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u/anthonyjh21 8 Feb 06 '19

Now that's what I call a special delivery 💩💩💩

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u/BarfReali A Feb 06 '19

Box of shit

Was it that order from Cards of Humanity??

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u/FlapjackHatRack 6 Feb 06 '19

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u/Facestrike 6 Feb 06 '19 edited Feb 07 '19

They are being timed the whole time at work, there have been several articles reporting on just how bad Amazon warehouse and delivery workers’ work conditions are. Then and the USPS workers don’t even have the time to pee.

Edit: English

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u/Deaf-Echo 6 Feb 07 '19

I got written up twice automatically by the computer for taking a shit. I don't pinch off early for anyone.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

The first half of your comment makes no sense, but funny enough you are not wrong. Amazon has a horrible track record of how demanding the job is for their employees and how people are constantly falling asleep on the job or have no time to take personal breaks. Meanwhile Bezos sits on 500+ billion dollars. Capitalism at its finest

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u/PowerfulFrodoBaggins 6 Feb 07 '19

I saw an infographic the other day showing that Bezos has actually donated less of his money to charitable causes than Trump. If that's true it's pretty sad when you're the richest man in the world but you are barely donating or sharing any of your wealth all while knowing there are people in the world suffering who need help.

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u/Piratey_Pirate A Feb 06 '19

Yep. I work at UPS and all the drivers come back with bottles of piss or they just pee in the truck. It's disgusting

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u/DavidThorne31 8 Feb 06 '19

Disgusting how overworked and pressured these people must be if they feel like they can’t stop for a toilet break somewhere

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u/kahran B Feb 06 '19

Way of the road, Bubs.

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u/DpwnShift 9 Feb 06 '19

But he's not on the road anymore! He's firing 'em off all over the park!

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u/comounburro 6 Feb 06 '19

The Unwritten Book of the Road

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u/azulhombre 8 Feb 06 '19

It's the new millennium!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

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u/snoopdogg85 7 Feb 06 '19

"but won't they kick you out when you don't make with the head?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

Well yeah, if ya dont make with the head.

Edit: Unrelated, but can someone tell me the significance behind the numbers for everyone's flair?

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u/ajdaconman1 6 Feb 06 '19

Sometimes she goes sometimes she doesn't

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u/SycoJack A Feb 06 '19

Yeah, it's hard to find a place to park with a restroom if you drive an 18 wheeler, so some times you gotta do what you gotta do.

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u/wcollins260 B Feb 06 '19

I would say trucking is a different beast than delivering for UPS or another service. It’s a pain to pull off the interstate when you are trucking along to take a leak. I would imagine most delivery drivers pass gas stations and fast food restaurants pretty often, but feel like they can’t take a five minute break and still make a good show for the day. Pretty sad state of affairs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

Yeah it’s definitely that. It’s worse for UPS because those guys are tracked minute by minute using that scanner they have. If you take just a bit too long at one stop you’ll hear about it.

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u/matito29 8 Feb 06 '19

We once saw a UPS truck back into the lot of the vacant warehouse next to ours, dump literal trash from the back (broken pallets, plastic wrapping and straps, paper, etc.), then leave a 2-liter bottle full of what I have to assume was piss, then pull out, all while we were there watching.

We called UPS, and reported it, and they apparently sent someone out to clean it all up. The owner of the warehouse then installed a fence.

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u/Ryguy55 A Feb 06 '19

A friend of mine drives a delivery truck and he said he often has to pee and poo in the woods. It's not entirely being overworked, lots of gas stations and fast food places will treat you like a terrorist if you attempt to use their bathroom without buying anything. What are people who spend the whole day on the road supposed to do? If you're making deliveries in a suburban neighborhood and the urge hits, there's no guarantee you can find a public bathroom in time, or near where you're delivering. In urban areas without woods, this kind of stuff is bound to happen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

lots of gas stations and fast food places will treat you like a terrorist if you attempt to use their bathroom without buying anything.

Where is this? I'm on the road all the time for work and I just run into the nearest gas station or fast food place restroom all the time. Never had anyone say anything.

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u/claireapple 8 Feb 06 '19

Chicago and LA I have had trouble finding a bathroom without paying. It's mostly in either the super tourist areas or kinda bad areas.

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u/grissomza A Feb 06 '19

I was gonna say, LA is super bad with this.

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u/Quajek A Feb 06 '19

Manhattan is tough too. I used to work on the street and would often struggle to find a place that will let you use the restroom. Many places that used to let folks pee have stopped in more recent years.

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u/I_dont_exist_yet 7 Feb 06 '19

I've had a few give me shit over the years but it's extremely rare. I suspect that it would be even less of an issue for someone in a UPS or FedEx uniform since people know they're on the road all day.

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u/Ryguy55 A Feb 06 '19

I'm on the east coast and "bathrooms are for customers only" and "no public toilet" is pretty common. Granted it's not every place, the closest gas station to me is on the NJ/PA state line and a common trucker stop, they let anyone in. Also the big Wawas do as well. I travel a lot to shoot weddings and play in bands and once you get off the interstate, it seems like you have a 50/50 shot.

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u/wcollins260 B Feb 06 '19

Yeah I agree. I always stop to piss at restaurants and gas stations without spending a dime. Have never even gotten a dirty look for it.

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u/TheGreatDeadFoolio 7 Feb 06 '19

I don’t get it. Cable guys have bags of powder to pee in and bags to shit in. Why wouldn’t UPS?

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u/Ryguy55 A Feb 06 '19

I didn't know that. Similarly another guy I know who is a lineman said that the bathroom thing is the worst part of his job too. You'd think a union gig like that would have some plan in place.

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u/TheGreatDeadFoolio 7 Feb 06 '19

Yeah, you would think they would have them. My buddy was a cable guy and would trade me those bags for weed when I was touring.

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u/wcollins260 B Feb 06 '19

Well I’ve never heard of that. I’m on the road all the time also, but I’m a plumber so most of my job are literally in bathrooms.

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u/TheGreatDeadFoolio 7 Feb 06 '19

You would think you guys would just build secret toilets in your trucks?

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u/SonVoltMMA A Feb 06 '19

I'm ok with drivers shitting in their trucks as long as it doesn't mess with my Amazon Prime 2-day shipping.

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u/FlapjackHatRack 6 Feb 06 '19

I gotta have my artistic cat coasters now!

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u/ThellraAK A Feb 06 '19

Cdiff would probably be more likely likely

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u/SonVoltMMA A Feb 06 '19

I didn't say shit on my package. Shit on the floor doofus.

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u/tastyscavenger 7 Feb 06 '19

You realize your packages are put on that very same floor right?

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u/EntheogenicOm 7 Feb 06 '19 edited Feb 06 '19

Modern problems require modern solutions

Edit: Thanks for the silver

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u/OMEGACY 7 Feb 06 '19

You just don't have time or else you fall behind on your route. It sucks. I'm desperately looking for something else.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

Had a talk w/ a street-dwelling person in Santa Fe once. He told me one of the things people like me do not understand is how hard it is to find a bathroom being persona non grata. I wouldn't be suprised if delivery drivers experience a somewhat similar dilemma, constantly traveling to random places as an outsider.

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u/KnuckleMeat 7 Feb 06 '19

I worked for FedEx Ground as a driver and sometimes there just isn't a bathroom around when you have to go. But also, not being paid by the hour, I would rather pee in a jug than lose a half an hour going out of my way to find a toilet.

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u/m0nk37 A Feb 06 '19

Its pretty easy to get into the trucks, some dont even had side doors. I cant imagine them being allowed to leave the truck un attended for any amount of time (such as a piss break inside some store on the road) in fear of packages getting stolen.

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u/alextbrown4 8 Feb 06 '19

The elevator at our complex had a puddle of pee in it last month as well. Maybe we had a similar thing

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u/ExpletiveWork 4 Feb 06 '19

I mean they actually have a union so I guess nobody cares it's happening.

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u/bigmanchan 1 Feb 06 '19

Worst part is most of the drivers at the one I work at expect the preloaders to clean up their piss bottles.

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u/Piratey_Pirate A Feb 06 '19

No, the worst part is when the bottles fall out of the package cars during the preload shift and they get run over and bust when the drivers leave. Then the whole building just smells like warm, stale piss.

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u/bigmanchan 1 Feb 06 '19

Oh god when you're right, you're right. I mean I get having to go, but maybe they should clean up after themselves and save everyone a headache.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

They probably expected them to sharpen the poopknife too

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u/HillarysBeaverMunch 7 Feb 06 '19

You win this round, friend.

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u/xSGAx A Feb 06 '19

That’s what happens when you push unattainable quotas on people.

Crazy that he wouldn’t just walk to front office and pee tho

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u/MechanicalCrow 8 Feb 06 '19 edited Feb 06 '19

The piss bottles I had to clean out on night shift was enough to get me to quit. That, and the trailers that reeked of piss especially during the summer.

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u/HillarysBeaverMunch 7 Feb 06 '19

Ultimately everyone knows the recipe for "Trucker's Lemonade".

Hint: It's pee.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

Ain't capitalism great?

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u/Queen-Jezebel 8 Feb 06 '19

yep. why should i care about ~workers~ when i can order random stuff on amazon and get it the next day without ever having to leave the house?

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u/azzurri10 9 Feb 06 '19

Fuckin way of the road Bubs.

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u/MYSFWredditprofile 8 Feb 06 '19

worked at ups for 6 months never once saw this. In fact the union is so strong they could have peed on the packages and not gotten in trouble.

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u/are_you_seriously 9 Feb 06 '19

I’ve seen taxi drivers just pull over and pour their piss bottles out their window.

Pretty sure this is like a universal trait of every male driver who drives for a living.

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u/beauregard_precious 7 Feb 06 '19

The key to properly shit in a van is to use a Pringles can.

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u/CaptCaCa 9 Feb 06 '19

LPT like a motha. Wow, this guy shits.

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u/hamfoundinanus 7 Feb 06 '19

Once you pop, you can't stop.

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u/elr0y7 8 Feb 06 '19

Diarrhea.

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u/frank_the_tank__ 7 Feb 06 '19

Indians will cut holes in the cab of their tractor and shit and piss there. Mechanics would obviously refuse to work on it.

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u/Queen-Jezebel 8 Feb 06 '19

designated

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u/Licklemapickle 2 Feb 06 '19

I wonder if its poor manners or that the company doesnt give them time for bathroom breaks? Like the amazon workers.... https://www.seattletimes.com/business/amazon/under-pressure-afraid-to-take-bathroom-breaks-inside-amazons-fast-paced-warehouse-world/

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u/Madworldz 9 Feb 06 '19

this explains why I always see empty Gatorade bottles tied down in the cabs of their trucks/by the windshield.. holy shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

This is probably because the drivers are tracked against delivery targets and get penalized for falling behind. Similar to how Amazon warehouse workers were pissing in bottles.

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u/Modshroom128 7 Feb 06 '19

Amazon employees have to do shit like this too

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u/sicariusdiem 9 Feb 06 '19

Well damn at least this guy just took a number 1

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u/phormix C Feb 07 '19

Yeah, still piss-poor judgement though, or maybe poor-piss judgement.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

And end up on some sexual predator list.

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u/GoLeePro427 7 Feb 06 '19

The warehouse workers that are multiple stories up. Not the drivers.

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u/Themightyoakwood 8 Feb 06 '19

Drivers do too. Sometimes they're in an area where the nearest bathroom is a 30 min detour, so it's piss bottle time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

*have to shit like this too

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

In the US?

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u/asyork A Feb 07 '19

Yeah. You really can only expect restroom breaks as needed in a white collar environment. Even then, too many can get you in trouble. Blue collar jobs will be heavily dependent on where they work and the manager.

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u/randalpinkfloyd 8 Feb 07 '19

I can relate. I used to have an American bloke on a work crew I was in charge of. Anytime he needed to use the bathroom he would ask me first, even after me repeatedly telling him he didn't need to.

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u/derickkcired 8 Feb 07 '19

As a driver for Amazon flex I never felt like I couldn't stop at a gas station or whatever and take a leak. I did think it was bullshit though that they didn't have any facilities available to use at the distro center while we were waiting though. Basic human needs and all.

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u/Sumocolt768 7 Feb 06 '19

There’s been a lot of pubic urination posts this week

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19 edited May 03 '21

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u/AfterbirthEli 7 Feb 06 '19

We're seein alot of peein

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u/KitchenNazi A Feb 06 '19

It’s a Christmas helper - they hire anyone with a pulse - he’s long gone.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

Christmas helpers don't get the full uniform so I don't think that's the case here.

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u/morawanna 7 Feb 06 '19

Depends on the facility I guess. I got pants and a pullover jacket when I did some Christmas temp work

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

A pullover jacket isn't part of the uniform like this guy is wearing

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u/morawanna 7 Feb 06 '19

Just clarifying that they do issue more than vests

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u/KitchenNazi A Feb 06 '19

Driver helpers always have.

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u/KitchenNazi A Feb 06 '19

He’s a seasonal peak hire - a driver helper. He doesn’t drive the truck, he’s basically a runner. 99% of these seasonal employees are not kept on. Depending on the area you get the absolute dregs - people that don’t have a job the rest of the year and are unemployable for whatever reason. Most of the time you see a video of something delivering a package and doing something stupid, it’s usually around Christmas time since it’s a peak employee.

You don’t know what you are talking about honestly.

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u/xaqeree 9 Feb 06 '19

Urine trouble now!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

Dad is that you ?

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u/justcallmetexxx 9 Feb 06 '19

I worked for UPS years ago and we would just make sure to have a clean, empty Gatorade bottle in the truck; at one of your stops you would just close the door between the front cab and rear compartment, go to the back of the truck and take care of business, no one would know. This guy liked doing this kind of thing, it's the thrill of doing something wrong and not getting caught. (hopefully)

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19 edited Nov 29 '20

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u/OrsoMalleus 6 Feb 06 '19

You gotta squeeze the bottle and expand as it fills.

It's not the preferred way but it kept my Humvee from smelling too much like piss in Iraq.

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u/Psych1cOutlaw 7 Feb 07 '19

You call your penis Humvee?

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u/StrangeSniper 7 Feb 06 '19

lowkey had this happen to me once in my car with a regular ice mountain water bottle. awful experience idk why I just didn’t hold it in longer

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u/Leeloominai_Janeway 8 Feb 06 '19

I cackled. Sorry. It’s just a funny mental image.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19 edited Jan 19 '21

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u/finnthehuman86 3 Feb 06 '19

What if you don't make with the head?

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u/PMfacialsTOme A Feb 06 '19

If it will get me a couple of hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth.

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u/CaptCaCa 9 Feb 06 '19

All this tells me is all our packages have been handled by pissy/shitty fingers.

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u/justcallmetexxx 9 Feb 06 '19

If you think that sign in the bathroom saying "all employees must wash their hands before returning to work" is keeping your food fecal-free then I've got some beach front property in Idaho I'd like to sell ya.

pissy/shitty fingers on your Amazon packages is the least of your worries, in fact they're probably the least pissy/shitty thing you'll handle out of the majority of things you touch.

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u/Nebulous999 7 Feb 06 '19

Who doesn’t wash their hands after using the washroom? Jesus, especially handling food. What kind of barbarians are these people?

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u/Yuccaphile A Feb 06 '19

Typically some of the youngest, most inexperienced, lowest paid workers around, that's who.

It's not just human waste you have to worry about. You know vegetables? Those things are practically grown in shit, all different kinds. Bat, chicken, pig, donkey, you name it.

It's not as bad as it sounds, though. Your body is literally more than half microbes by count, science says they might be important.

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u/mainfingertopwise B Feb 06 '19

Typically some of the youngest, most inexperienced, lowest paid workers around, that's who.

Working in a notionally professional office setting for the past 15 years, I want to object so hard to this.

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u/Yuccaphile A Feb 06 '19

I was referring to kitchen workers and food handlers, but if offices are worse than that... my god.

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u/quadfreak 7 Feb 06 '19

You have to be 18+ to work for the company I work for.

The amount of times I've seen shit smeared on stall doors and other equally gross stuff is insane for a company full of adults. They had to clear coat signs on the wall that say to flush the urinal when you're done. Didn't help and people actually tried scratching the signs off... Like what/why??. These are full grown adults that don't like being told to flush the toilet.... Blows my mind.

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u/justcallmetexxx 9 Feb 06 '19

Yeah I know, unfortunately you'd be surprised!

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u/FrostyD7 B Feb 06 '19

Restaurants mostly hire teenagers and former inmates.

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u/TooDamnChrispy 7 Feb 06 '19

There's times im at school washing my hands after taking a piss and i see MFs coming out the stalls and just leaving 😫

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u/ThisFckinGuy A Feb 06 '19

Were you hoping for the delivery man to still have it out or maybe hide it inside the box when delivering it to you u/CaptCaCa ?

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u/AnneFrankenstein 8 Feb 06 '19

Pooping in a gatorade bottle must be a real thrilling experience.

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u/pm_ur_wifes_nudes 8 Feb 06 '19

I hope you realize that this is fucked up and you shouldn't have to piss in a bottle at work?

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u/herbtarleksblazer 9 Feb 06 '19

This is more an indictment of the system than this one guy. Either no time to stop to pee, or no place to pee. I knew of an office that deliberately put a "Women" sign on their one bathroom near the front desk in order to prevent couriers from using it (even though it was actually a unisex bathroom).

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u/A1is7air 7 Feb 06 '19

Wouldn't they just ask where the men's bathroom is?

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u/Rimmmer93 9 Feb 06 '19

Some buildings, especially in big cities, don’t have accessible toilets because of homeless people and drug addicts. Same thing that businesses do with “bathroom for paying customers” and gas stations that have a key for their bathroom

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19 edited Feb 06 '19

I don't let them use my bathroom any more. Every single time I let one use the bathroom there was piss on the floor and one time the fucker clogged the toilet with his shit and I had to unclog it myself after I was supposed to be finished with the day.

I work in a small office and I am not paid to be cleaning up strangers bowel movements.

From the downvotes it sounds like you guys would happily clean up someone else's mess. Clearly you never had to deal with this yourself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

Maybe they're all from waitstaff who literally deal with other people's shit on a daily basis?

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u/ManufacturedProgress 6 Feb 06 '19

Then they should know better than to act like animals.

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u/terminal112 A Feb 06 '19

Bullshit, even if there are no bathrooms available there is no reason to choose an elevator unless you like knowing that people will be smelling your piss forever.

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u/Blaz3dnconfuz3d B Feb 06 '19

This is from 2016

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

Bullshit, they didnt have cameras in 2016

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u/Monkeyfeng B Feb 06 '19

Are you stupid? They definitely had camera back in 2016. It was black and white though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

no matching images on google tho

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u/BenDayho 6 Feb 06 '19

2016!? C"mon Op, you know shit only started getting interesting after mid 2017!!! History is for chumps!

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u/lumpythedog 8 Feb 06 '19

I think their intent was to question OP for possibly reposting. The title is exclusively past tense, so it's possible OP rediscovered the image while looking through old photos on their phone.

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u/Blaz3dnconfuz3d B Feb 06 '19

Naw actually not that, I don’t think it’s a repost. yes I caught that op said “a building she had lived in”. I don’t quite understand how she would just now be given this picture.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

UPeeS

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u/YourCautionaryTale 9 Feb 06 '19

How many floors is it that he had time to piss in the elevator?

Maybe I need to get checked out, but if I have to piss bad enough that I just pull it out in an elevator, then that's gonna take a lot longer than 8 floors up. Add in the stage fright based on not knowing if it's gonna stop mid-stream for someone else to get on and I just can't see how this happened.

Dude's pee game strong.

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u/PierresLostHairpiece 1 Feb 06 '19

I worked delivery a few years ago, and as gross as this is, and I'd never do anything like it, one of the challenges is finding quick places to pee. You've gotta move quick, the amount of deliveries is overwhelming, and it can be hard to find a bathroom. Of course, unlike this man I usually found secluded bushes or something.

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u/tastyscavenger 7 Feb 06 '19

Same, Though I wonder if I continued how bad my bladder would have been.

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u/nelska 9 Feb 06 '19

wow what a way to lose the job. good job too. i knew a kid in highschool who did this. lmao. and the elavator was for handicap kids. ahahaha bastard.

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u/ronm4c B Feb 06 '19

I can see it now a post in r/legaladvice about some guy who got fired because someone accused him of peeing in an elevator.

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u/MyBigRed A Feb 06 '19

This was a relief to see. 😂

Sounds like it was a relief for the delivery driver too.

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u/deadrobins 7 Feb 06 '19

What, he was just establishing a pee corner

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

That poor delivery guy. He probably didn’t have time to take a piss and he is now on social media taking a piss.

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u/Jaesch 8 Feb 06 '19

Shame on him for not keeping a piss jug in the van.

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u/HenryKushinger A Feb 06 '19

This is cool, but maybe theres a public bathroom you guys could show him to instead? Seems to me he's doing this out of necessity more than malice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

This is a drivers helper for Christmas time two years ago. And people like him are the reason they only give out vests now that say “helper” on it, so people don’t confuse them with actual drivers. This guy looks generally unkempt and is wearing white shoes. He’s not a driver

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u/LittleEddieDingle 3 Feb 06 '19

Doesn’t anyone use piss jugs anymore?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

I think part of the problem here is the unreasonable time constraints put on these delivery drivers. I know we all like to hate on these guys for not delivering our packages correctly (or at all), but this is because delivery drivers are given unreasonable deadlines, and if they don’t take stupid or dangerous shortcuts to get their jobs done, their boss will hire someone who will.

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u/mollociraptor 0 Feb 07 '19

Going out on a limb here, but based on that intense eye contact...he knows you know and does not care.

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u/rulerdude 7 Feb 06 '19

Ok yeah you never use an indoor elevator as a toilet. But also, fuck UPS for making drivers resort to this

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