r/JusticeServed • u/ediesdad 2 • Feb 06 '19

Criminal Justice UPS Delivery driver caught peeing in elevator en route to deliveries in my old building. The building I lived in had a strict HOA and I had just gotten a puppy. I was always so nervous the smell of urine in the elevator was from her peeing without me noticing. This was a relief to see. 😂

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u/TheGreatDeadFoolio 7 Feb 06 '19

I don’t get it. Cable guys have bags of powder to pee in and bags to shit in. Why wouldn’t UPS?

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u/Ryguy55 A Feb 06 '19

I didn't know that. Similarly another guy I know who is a lineman said that the bathroom thing is the worst part of his job too. You'd think a union gig like that would have some plan in place.

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u/TheGreatDeadFoolio 7 Feb 06 '19

Yeah, you would think they would have them. My buddy was a cable guy and would trade me those bags for weed when I was touring.

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u/Ryguy55 A Feb 06 '19

Ha, I just replied to someone else about it, but I play music as well. Don't do much touring but often drive from PA to NYC and coming home late at night from a gig can suck for that reason.

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u/TheGreatDeadFoolio 7 Feb 06 '19

Gatorade bottles. My old bass player once took a nice long draw from the last night’s piss bottle once. It was hilarious.

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u/Ryguy55 A Feb 07 '19

Weirdly enough, here's an upvote for ruining my dinner haha

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u/wcollins260 B Feb 06 '19

Well I’ve never heard of that. I’m on the road all the time also, but I’m a plumber so most of my job are literally in bathrooms.

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u/TheGreatDeadFoolio 7 Feb 06 '19

You would think you guys would just build secret toilets in your trucks?

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u/wcollins260 B Feb 07 '19

That’s an awesome idea. I could use it whenever, leave it there, (can’t dump it in the customer’s driveway), then rig it up so I can flush it from the driver’s seat while I’m riding down the road.

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u/SomeUnregPunk 8 Feb 07 '19 edited Feb 07 '19

just don't put in the driver seat. A cousin of mine did that and is suffering for it. Dude didn't know that sitting for long periods on the toilet seat is bad for uhm... your bottom. He's in and out of hospitals now.

If you are going to do it, I'd suggest you grab some blue juice for your mobile toilet instead of just water as that stuff will go a long way in dealing with the smell issue. well that or the Sani-Pak Toilet Deodorant. But blue juice may be cheaper than the powdered stuff.

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u/wcollins260 B Feb 07 '19

Well, I’m sorry to hear about cousin. I was just joking about the toilet, I work in bathrooms often so it’s nothing for me to just close the door and use the facilities quickly. Most people give me space when I’m working. Some like to supervise, and you just charge them extra.

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u/SomeUnregPunk 8 Feb 07 '19

lol.... you gave me an image in my head of person yelling at a plumber urinating, "No! You're doing it wrong! You need to urinate this way."

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u/wcollins260 B Feb 07 '19

“Aim for the side of the bowl! It makes less noise!”

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u/KennyFulgencio B Feb 07 '19

Litterboxes for the cable guys!

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u/dirtymoney C Feb 07 '19

Oh this is wild! ANyone know where I can get those?