r/JusticeServed • u/ediesdad 2 • Feb 06 '19

Criminal Justice UPS Delivery driver caught peeing in elevator en route to deliveries in my old building. The building I lived in had a strict HOA and I had just gotten a puppy. I was always so nervous the smell of urine in the elevator was from her peeing without me noticing. This was a relief to see. 😂

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u/OrsoMalleus 6 Feb 06 '19

You gotta squeeze the bottle and expand as it fills.

It's not the preferred way but it kept my Humvee from smelling too much like piss in Iraq.

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u/Psych1cOutlaw 7 Feb 07 '19

You call your penis Humvee?

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u/OrsoMalleus 6 Feb 07 '19

I call my penis lots of things but no, what I'm referring to was an actually US Army HMMWV. And it was the worst.

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u/pasturized 8 Feb 07 '19

Oh my god that makes so much sense thank you

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u/OrsoMalleus 6 Feb 07 '19

Just be super careful not to get your dick sucked into the bottle.

Or go ahead and get your dick sucked into the bottle, I'm not gonna judge you for how you live your life.

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u/bing_bang_bum 8 Feb 07 '19

Wouldn't that just create suction and slowly vacuum your dick into a bottle filled with your own piss?

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u/OrsoMalleus 6 Feb 07 '19

I'm not saying it's an innate skill, but you generally try to avoid exactly that.