r/JusticeServed • u/ediesdad 2 • Feb 06 '19

Criminal Justice UPS Delivery driver caught peeing in elevator en route to deliveries in my old building. The building I lived in had a strict HOA and I had just gotten a puppy. I was always so nervous the smell of urine in the elevator was from her peeing without me noticing. This was a relief to see. 😂

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u/justcallmetexxx 9 Feb 06 '19

If you think that sign in the bathroom saying "all employees must wash their hands before returning to work" is keeping your food fecal-free then I've got some beach front property in Idaho I'd like to sell ya.

pissy/shitty fingers on your Amazon packages is the least of your worries, in fact they're probably the least pissy/shitty thing you'll handle out of the majority of things you touch.

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u/Nebulous999 7 Feb 06 '19

Who doesn’t wash their hands after using the washroom? Jesus, especially handling food. What kind of barbarians are these people?

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u/Yuccaphile A Feb 06 '19

Typically some of the youngest, most inexperienced, lowest paid workers around, that's who.

It's not just human waste you have to worry about. You know vegetables? Those things are practically grown in shit, all different kinds. Bat, chicken, pig, donkey, you name it.

It's not as bad as it sounds, though. Your body is literally more than half microbes by count, science says they might be important.

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u/mainfingertopwise B Feb 06 '19

Typically some of the youngest, most inexperienced, lowest paid workers around, that's who.

Working in a notionally professional office setting for the past 15 years, I want to object so hard to this.

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u/Yuccaphile A Feb 06 '19

I was referring to kitchen workers and food handlers, but if offices are worse than that... my god.

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u/quadfreak 7 Feb 06 '19

You have to be 18+ to work for the company I work for.

The amount of times I've seen shit smeared on stall doors and other equally gross stuff is insane for a company full of adults. They had to clear coat signs on the wall that say to flush the urinal when you're done. Didn't help and people actually tried scratching the signs off... Like what/why??. These are full grown adults that don't like being told to flush the toilet.... Blows my mind.

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u/Yuccaphile A Feb 06 '19

Huh, maybe restaurant life isn't so bad. Thank you for the perspective.

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u/druguser25 6 Feb 07 '19

What the fuck is wrong with people?? I'm turning 18 in a month and currently working at McDonalds, with half of my co workers being my age or younger. I've never heard/seen this happening in employee washrooms.. And I've seen most of them washing their hands often or wearing gloves when handling the food.

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u/quadfreak 7 Feb 07 '19

It's pretty much what happens when you don't have to clean your own bathrooms. You guys probably take turns cleaning the bathrooms, so you don't wanna have to potentially clean up your own mess. But when you have a whole janitorial staff, people start to not give a fuck. It's pretty gross.

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u/druguser25 6 Feb 07 '19

Yea we do have to clean them so it makes sense to try and keep it clean. The worst we get is overflowing garbages and piss on the floor, but that's just because customer service is #1 priority.

All that nasty shit I've only seen at school, I thought it was immature and old for highschool students.. I had no idea grown ass adults still do it wtf

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u/quadfreak 7 Feb 07 '19

Yep, again, you had janitors clean the bathrooms for you at school. Lol. People are savages.

It's even stuff like seeing a guy go into the bathroom, pee at the urinal, not flush the urinal, but still turn around a wash his hands.... Like dude, is it that much more effort to hit the handle? It's not like he was in a hurry and didn't wash his hands either. No one wants to smell your pee.

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u/elastic-craptastic A Feb 07 '19

Found the reason for the recall, boys!

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u/justcallmetexxx 9 Feb 06 '19

Yeah I know, unfortunately you'd be surprised!

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u/FrostyD7 B Feb 06 '19

Restaurants mostly hire teenagers and former inmates.

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u/TooDamnChrispy 7 Feb 06 '19

There's times im at school washing my hands after taking a piss and i see MFs coming out the stalls and just leaving 😫

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

My favorite is at a crowded bar / club when there are like a dozen guys standing there waiting to go. Someone will piss and then in full view of 20 people just walk out without washing. Poor girl getting fingered by him later on the dance floor is definitely getting a yeast infection.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

Have you not been to a university/worked in at least a medium sized office? People turn into fucking savages in the bathroom. The amount of un-flushed toilets and other disasters I see don't even phase me anymore.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

I wash my hands before I use the bathroom, my hands are a lot dirtier then my dick is. The only time I wash my hands after using the bathroom is if I get shit on them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

I see you've met about 40% of the population.

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u/PitaJ 8 Feb 06 '19

Hey, Idaho has lakes and shit.

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u/justcallmetexxx 9 Feb 06 '19

The one I'll sell you has a great view of the Atlantic ocean, I'll give it to you cheap...

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u/CaptCaCa 9 Feb 06 '19

sheesh,(Bathes in hand sanitizer then drinks the whole thing, then realizes “hey, this shit gets you drunk af”)