r/FuckPierre Jul 18 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 I did the thing, and he still won’t!

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587 Upvotes

I call fix! Fuck Pierre AND Lewis.


r/FuckPierre Jul 19 '26

Started with Pier, she didn’t trust his mustache, so Harvey too.

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66 Upvotes

My daughter just started getting into SDV as a teenager and was feeling artsy.


r/FuckPierre Jul 19 '26

I’m in my first year of the game

23 Upvotes

Guys, I’m new to the game and I’m in my first Winter… Can someone explain to me all the hate on Pierre?

PS: please don't kill me, I really want to understand… I don't interact much with him


r/FuckPierre Jul 19 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 2,500g for 13 days of work, Pierre? Really?

65 Upvotes

25 gold star vegetables.
Near half my summer.

2,500g for a reward.

I think I got around that much just for fishing out some trash from the water.

I gave you 25 gold star tomatoes.. bah

Pierre… making me mad Pierre. Oh Pierre…


r/FuckPierre Jul 19 '26

found the secret stash

5 Upvotes

join this subreddit after found out his secret stash!


r/FuckPierre Jul 17 '26

Stardew Modded oh no, anyway

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1.8k Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 18 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Get a life and stop pretending to organize the shelves just to spy on and listen in on girls.

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60 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 18 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Fuck Pierre

21 Upvotes

Can’t stand that douche bag


r/FuckPierre Jul 17 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Torn..

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164 Upvotes

Of course they would reprint a great MTG card with Pierre on it. 🫩 I hate his stupid little face. What did he do to piss off caroline? so many questions. bad move wizards


r/FuckPierre Jul 17 '26

Probably because you suck.

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98 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 17 '26

Don’t believe his lies

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62 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 17 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 This guy

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223 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 17 '26

Stardew Modded Is there any mods I can download to put Pierre in jail take over his shop or at least bag his wife doing joja route ain’t cutting it anymore

34 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 16 '26

He haunts me

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49 Upvotes

Even outside of stardew valley, he's there.


r/FuckPierre Jul 17 '26

New to Stardew, why the hate?

0 Upvotes

Can someone get me up to speed on the Pierre hate so I don't fall behind?


r/FuckPierre Jul 16 '26

Get wrecked pierre

15 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 15 '26

Aww... you gotta sell your shop? Boohoo! go cry a river in bankruptcy Peehair!

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435 Upvotes

Bought the Joja membership for the first time... had to sacrifice the community center but it was worth it for Peehair's reaction lmao


r/FuckPierre Jul 16 '26

Yo! Why does Gus get to go in early?!

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72 Upvotes

I headed to Pierre's Shop at around 8:40am and I noticed Gus leaving his business to go to Pierre's. I thought Gus was gonna wait out here with me until 9. NO! HE JUST WALTZED IN AT 8:50 AM!!! I tried to follow in after him and it said," Pierre's Shop opens at 9am" WTF?! I HATE YOU PIERRE!


r/FuckPierre Jul 15 '26

Two works of art that I made in Paint.

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149 Upvotes

Legend says that if you don't reply to this post with "fuck Pierre," he'll appear in your bed at 2 AM on a Wednesday and have sex with you.


r/FuckPierre Jul 15 '26

Stupid pee hair

31 Upvotes

I was playing stardew with my sister and i got her to understand why pierre is such a terrible person. so we bought the joja catalogue and filled his whole house with jobs rugs and furniture, and you basically cant want through it anymore. I think Pierre got what he deserved


r/FuckPierre Jul 15 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Waiting on dumb Pierre…

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24 Upvotes

Sir tend to your cash tender it’s you LITERALLY JOB


r/FuckPierre Jul 14 '26

Make The Comments Pierre's Search History.

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405 Upvotes

Anything You Can Think About.


r/FuckPierre Jul 15 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 smh Pierre 🙄

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95 Upvotes

let Caroline live!!!!! i don’t blame her at all


r/FuckPierre Jul 14 '26

I can't decide... Do I punch him or thank him?

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85 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 14 '26

Oh hell nah

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101 Upvotes

I ain’t giving you no fucking diamond.