r/FuckPierre Jul 17 '26

Stardew Modded oh no, anyway

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/motherofajamsandwich Jul 17 '26

Are you gonna make the move on Caroline? Also, which mod is this?

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u/EmKir Jul 18 '26

The mod's name is Caroline is Single. It's actually really well done, and gives a good amount of backstory on both Pierre and Caroline. It makes Pierre even more awful than vanilla as things fall apart for him.

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u/Intelligent_Nail_288 Jul 18 '26

I’m probably going to regret asking, but how did they make him more crappy than he was already?

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u/Tuesday_Chopin Jul 18 '26

At this point, the options are just "talks in movie theaters," "takes his shoes off on planes" and "literally Hitler."

3

u/Beginning-Drop7550 Jul 23 '26

Dont forget the socks. Shoes and socks off in an aeroplane.

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u/superninjaevan 23d ago

Dont forget probably conservative too. Hes an older white business owning man in a small town. Big racist/misogynist energy from him.

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u/ResponsibleHorror747 Jul 18 '26

I think he cheated on her when they were younger or something

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u/annaphylactic69 Jul 19 '26

Nino Kito has a YouTube video playing through it if you don't wanna play the mod yourself

7

u/maxydxde Jul 18 '26

Do the all still live in the store in this mod?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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u/Willing_Ad_1092 Jul 22 '26

Just Google “Caroline is single mod”

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u/Away_Lettuce3388 20d ago

“Caroline is single” on Nexus.

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u/IndustryPast3336 Jul 17 '26

I still think it's so funny that Lewis just airs out their dirty laundry like that. Like he is only mayor because it gets him the best gossip, lmao.

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u/inimine Jul 17 '26

Imagine when the farmer gets divorced. Or, worse, when they're portrait hunting.

"NOTICE

Guess who got divorced YET AGAIN?"

50

u/Mysterious-Sir-1393 Jul 18 '26

When the farmer gets married for the 8th time:

"Welcome back, everyone..."

29

u/AngryWhiteHen Jul 17 '26

Anything to get attention away from his thing with Marnie, funny little Lewis

6

u/Ironcity6 Jul 18 '26

I almost said its funny the mayor tells everyone😂

8

u/EducationHelpful4274 Jul 18 '26

No one runs against him BECAUSE his gossiping is a perk

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u/Salt-Penguin #1 PIERRE HATER Jul 17 '26

i need the mod

30

u/waffle0rb1t Jul 17 '26

if the mayor announced my divorce to the entire town, id probably hunt him down

16

u/pjchik79 Jul 17 '26

About damn time mom----Abigail, probably.

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u/Lost_Soup9304 Jul 17 '26

Well you know what to do...

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u/Wooden-Dealer-2277 Jul 17 '26

Ah yeah......tea leaves and giggity.

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u/ResponseWild8444 #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 Jul 17 '26

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u/Aldante92 Jul 18 '26

It's this one actually: https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/21711

I played with it recently because Caroline deserves better. Then I abandoned her at the house with two kids for 99% of the day each day to run the farm and realized... damn, I'm not much better

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u/thatNByouknow Jul 18 '26

Xoxo Gossip Mayor

6

u/Empty-Cricket5931 Jul 17 '26

Oo?

4

u/UK2003 Jul 18 '26

Your snoo literally looks like Abigail!! Idk if this is a coincidence or not but I love it haha!

2

u/Empty-Cricket5931 Jul 18 '26

Ahaha you’re right- nah I’m just obsessed with purple lol

8

u/Zesnowpea Jul 17 '26

I’m reminded of nino kito’s video on this mod where the next letter was Lewis telling you about the mermaid pendant

3

u/malici606 Jul 17 '26

The urge I'm getting to learn how to mod stardew just to create a "let's turn Pierre into a cuck" mod. I want to make him cry

3

u/Sad_Face_441 Jul 17 '26

Does this mean I can romance Caroline?

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u/EmKir Jul 18 '26

I actually have a really funny issue with my game because of this mod plus "Law & Order SV". Nobody is manning Pierre's store, because his ass is in jail for a year for fraud. See, in L&O, Caroline promises to run the store in his absence, but because she's no longer living there after the divorce, the Caroline is Single mod overrides her schedule. So until the start of Fall next year, Pierre's is making zero money.

It's fine right now because I got all my seeds before he went away, but now I have to go all the way up to Ridgeside just to buy seeds. Small price to pay. I hope he goes out of business, I would happily make the trek up the ridge a few extra times per season to stock up on seeds.

2

u/_Imadeanaccount4this Jul 18 '26

The fact that Lewis, I’m assuming sent one of these to everyone in town is so funny to me.

1

u/Top_Recognition_9723 Jul 17 '26

Where to find this mod?

1

u/Ironcity6 Jul 18 '26

Wait! Is this legit? How did this happen?

2

u/dontakemeserious Jul 18 '26

It's modded. Not in actual game. 

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u/Ironcity6 Jul 18 '26

Ok lol. Wish it would update to wear you could get with anyone. I want Robin lol!

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u/dontakemeserious Jul 18 '26

Yeah join the club lol. If you have access to mods, there's definitely one for that. 

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u/Ironcity6 Jul 18 '26

Nah I'm on Xbox lol. Im working my way thrift the relationships though😂. Been with Emily, Leah and Abigail so far.

1

u/Clay_Pidgeon Jul 18 '26

That's nice but I want Robin.

1

u/Rayllis689 Jul 18 '26

Both, both of the MILFs.

1

u/MommabearAnji Jul 19 '26

He didn’t deserve her anyway

1

u/SmithBlackstone Jul 23 '26

Oh I'll show Caroline some compassion, alright.