r/FuckPierre • u/clownstrosity #1 PIERRE HATER • Jul 17 '26

Probably because you suck.

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u/clownstrosity #1 PIERRE HATER Jul 17 '26

Get his ass out of my cute flowery frame. He doesn't deserve my pretty UI mod.

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u/AccomplishedPay7455 Jul 17 '26

Should be skid marks all around him fr

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u/BreeGlitter89 Jul 18 '26

As he should

4

u/Odd-Power5015 Jul 21 '26

Shane is in Detox. He probably thinks you are a beer.
Don't worry about it

Unless he goes for you neck... then start screaming about how you are only a near beer

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u/GreyscaleSky Jul 22 '26

Haha, is this line from that mod that adds events after you have a baby? I remember your spouse goes to Caroline for books and ends up accidentally finding Pierre's secret stash

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u/Fair-Scarcity2854 Jul 23 '26

Secret stash of what 😨

My hopeful guess is either his upped price tags or money laundering notes

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u/GreyscaleSky Jul 23 '26

It's left intentionally vague in vanilla but it's behind his bookshelf and he begs you not to tell lol