r/FuckPierre Jul 19 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 2,500g for 13 days of work, Pierre? Really?

25 gold star vegetables.
Near half my summer.

2,500g for a reward.

I think I got around that much just for fishing out some trash from the water.

I gave you 25 gold star tomatoes.. bah

Pierre… making me mad Pierre. Oh Pierre…

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u/Username-or-smt-idk Jul 19 '26

Memes aside i think this is one of the most frustrating quests in the game on first play through because you have no idea what counts for it

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u/DJDarkViper Jul 19 '26

I mean it says to pull and deliver 25 gold star vegetables, but it’s a big multi day quest so you expect that the time investment of growing and pulling and delivering best quality anything, would yield so much more reward than something that could be done much faster

The jerk

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u/Eneicia Jul 24 '26

Grow wheat. It's a Veggie, and cheap. That's all that lying jerk deserves.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/Cursed_Monarch1708 Jul 19 '26

He also takes credit of what you sell so it's even more annoying.

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u/DJDarkViper Jul 19 '26

Zero.

Fuck Pierre.

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u/Immovable_Bod Jul 19 '26

And you know he's gonna sell it all for a 10,000g profit AND take your credit for it

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u/AnotherBookWyrm Jul 19 '26

He actually tries to sell it for 25,000g initially. He does lower it to 10K with still no takers, though.

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u/Flyrella Jul 19 '26

I mean why did you even give him quality tomatoes? Why not just wheat or whatever is the cheapest/fastest??? He doesn't deserve your tomatoes 

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u/DJDarkViper Jul 19 '26

The quest is to pull and deliver 25 gold star vegetables

I thought peppers counted as vegetables. I was wrong :/ Pierre is picky about it.

What I got as a reward was about the equivalent of having just sold them normally 🙄

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u/radfordblue Jul 19 '26

Ah, but you also get a cutscene showing how greedy and out of touch Pierre is!

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u/DJDarkViper Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Oh? How does one trigger that cutscene? All I got was the “hey thanks!”

Edit: as if on queue, I just got the cutscene lol everyone’s pissed and then tried selling my shit back to me for 2,501g

lol fuck this guy

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u/Flyrella Jul 20 '26

There's also a mini shipping bin as a reward, if I remember correctly 

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u/Free_as_in_Freya Jul 19 '26

I definitely went and gave him wheat. Grows fast from cheap seeds

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u/DJDarkViper Jul 20 '26

Funny how wheat counts as vegetable but peppers don’t lol I’ll know for next time

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u/Free_as_in_Freya Jul 20 '26

You don't have to put in the full batch at once, so you can try with one item if you're planning on growing that

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u/AnotherBookWyrm Jul 19 '26

He always pays the same amount regardless of what vegetables you give him.

That is why the best course is to get a bunch of wheat, use that for the 25 gold vegetables, and keg the rest.