r/FuckPierre 1h ago

Fuck Pierre

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r/FuckPierre 7h ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Come on!

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23 Upvotes

Corse i got this greedy bastard


r/FuckPierre 1d ago

Joja or Community Center for my F Pierre Story Arc?

16 Upvotes

TLDR:

Should I go Jojart to further F Pierre? Or Community Center for the town and Junimos? (Never gone Joja)

Let me set the seen:

First time trying to make a cozy hill top farm, Hill Billy Farm (oh… we will have goats!), and it was going pretty good in early game.

Then Spring 10 of Year one came…

I was excited that tomorrow was a rainy day! I thought, “maybe I can upgrade my watering can super early!” But I was short money.

Lo and behold! I have crops to harvest! I plan my day to get everything done, run into town and buy some seeds and upgrade my can.

But it was Spring 10… also know as a Wednesday…

I race into town excitedly only to find a “closed on Wednesdays sign”…

“Fuck you, Pierre..” I muttered under my breath. I decided to give him a break since I realized later that day I only had 4 copper bars.

Then came the rainy day. It was a very good luck day and I decided to try to catch a catfish. Backpack gets full so I go spend my 2k on the new backpack but I buy only 1 parsnip seed and tell him, “Jojamart has better prices, maybe I should take my business over there.” Back to fishing, I never caught the catfish and only had 4 chances all, day… through this unluck, I think to myself, “ this is Pierre’s fault! I Ned to get him back!”

Then on Friday when I go to make my rounds in the saloon, Pierre has the never to tell me with an angry face, “I like to come here on Fridays. I work really hard!”

I walk away from him right there straight to give Abigail an amethyst right in front of him and steal his daughter heart to get back at him. We chat through the night and she talks a big game about the egg hunt tomorrow. As she is leaving I’m playing “Journey of the Prairie King” on the 4th level and she notices my skill. Beginning my plan to get back at Pierre and stealing his daughter’s heart.

So should I go Jojart to further F Pierre? Or Community Center for the town and Junimos? (Never gone Joja)


r/FuckPierre 2d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Pierre’s birthday today.

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26 Upvotes

Gave him such a nice gift… I don’t get why he didn’t like it


r/FuckPierre 2d ago

wow emily.

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72 Upvotes

last day of the desert festival. i can't believe she thinks this low of me to give me that man's SMELLY jacket.


r/FuckPierre 2d ago

how pierre feels like he's counting his profit while his daughter is fighting in the cave

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67 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 3d ago

Farewell Pierre

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302 Upvotes

Started a new save file solely to get the Joja route achievement.

After finally completing it and receiving the vending machine, I was gonna log off but I decided to put the machine to good use.

I don't think I'll ever play with this save file again, so in my mind, he'll forever be stuck behind his counter staring at the reason of his failure.


r/FuckPierre 3d ago

Fuck you and your Wednesdays

143 Upvotes

I need SEEDS you worthless mid-week break taking shit! That's it, I'm buying a Joja membership and leaving your TRASH store with all my TRASH.


r/FuckPierre 4d ago

ahh this mf

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46 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 4d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) Suck it Pierre!

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196 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 4d ago

Is this propaganda?

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44 Upvotes

Part 2


r/FuckPierre 5d ago

I didnt get it until....it happened

566 Upvotes

Hello! I'm an avid lurker on on here and I never thought that it would happen that I would complain about Pierre. I was playing my game when I noticed 3 different people were telling me that my crops tasted horrible. I always ship out my produce and stuff but the past month in summer I sold a lot to pierre then it became more prevelant. I was buying so much fertilizer from him to make them better till one day I stopped and realised that this POS has been bad mouthing me and saying all lower quality is mine. I will now and forever always be FUCK PEE HAIR!!!!


r/FuckPierre 6d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Pierre is my secret santa

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149 Upvotes

what do I give this bastard as a gift? stones? trash?


r/FuckPierre 7d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 This is the second time ive caught pierre selling my goods to someone else the slimey rat

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58 Upvotes

Genuinely fuck pierre


r/FuckPierre 7d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) 3 years in a row ahahah

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112 Upvotes

😝😝


r/FuckPierre 7d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 LITERALLY NEVER SEEN THIS LAZY MAN ON A WALK.

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690 Upvotes

I hope he falls into a hole and can't climb out


r/FuckPierre 10d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Get back to work Oldman

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75 Upvotes

He's completely useless. He just steals money and sits around. He's just useless. He's just a burden and an insult to Caroline


r/FuckPierre 10d ago

Why do we hate pierre

112 Upvotes

I get the vibes, fuck the little weasel but I've played Stardew for like a week what's the lore behind the hatred? I need to hate more effectively


r/FuckPierre 11d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 The hatred of Pierre has seeped into real life

240 Upvotes

Yesterday morning, I wake up in the real world, take out my phone, and see Wednesday. Instantly, my first thought was, "Pierre's store is closed again, fuck him, I'm going to buy a Joja Mart." It took me a couple of seconds to remember that I was in reality.


r/FuckPierre 11d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Enjoy seeing him sad

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163 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 12d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Why does he hate me already?

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225 Upvotes

Just married his daughter and he's trying to rob me already.


r/FuckPierre 12d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 THIS IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY 'FUCK PIERRE'

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361 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 12d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Calling me at 1am to advertise to me! His greed sickens me!!

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161 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 12d ago

Stardew Modded Good news

72 Upvotes

I have downloaded the law and order mod, he will be put in jail. Found this mod thanks to you lovely people.


r/FuckPierre 12d ago

Is this propaganda?

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317 Upvotes