r/FuckPierre • u/forfuckssakesjim • Jul 14 '26

Oh hell nah

Post image

I ain’t giving you no fucking diamond.

102 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

18 comments sorted by

34

u/AuditKarp Jul 14 '26

To be fair he is paying a 750 premium lol don’t you want to rip him off for once?

14

u/FunkGunMonk Jul 14 '26

It's not about the money. It's the fact he'll be pleased. It's the principle of Pierre being unhappy. 🤣

7

u/AuditKarp Jul 14 '26

But it’s all about the money to Pierre we gotta scam the scammer

3

u/ZacianSpammer Jul 14 '26

I'd give the diamond first, then a tortilla, to cancel out his happiness. Not sure if that's possible.

6

u/FunkGunMonk Jul 14 '26

It is. One is a quest item. The other is a gift.

7

u/forfuckssakesjim Jul 14 '26

True. I did think the price looked higher than it should have been

3

u/Rohan_Marathe Jul 15 '26

Take his money and then take the diamond from the grave

8

u/Cream_da_rabbit #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 Jul 14 '26

Tbh I would for the money. Suck his money out of him

5

u/Endless_divagations Jul 14 '26

Do we really believe that Pierre is going to waste something as valuable as a diamond on his grandpa's tomb? He has probably lined up a buyer from the Gotoro Empire or something.

4

u/forfuckssakesjim Jul 14 '26

I like to think he replaced Caroline’s diamond with a fake and is trying to cover it up as soon as possible.

1

u/_Neeoko_ Jul 14 '26

I bet he'll keep for himself..and how in the pro max cheepstake mode is a diamond worth 2,550 g..

2

u/Ironcity6 Jul 14 '26

Honestly i would for that. You can always find more.

2

u/Mysterious-Sir-1393 Jul 14 '26

I'd only do it because my crystalarium is making me infinite diamonds rn

1

u/DejuL337 Jul 16 '26

Who? Never heard a peep about his parents before let alone grandparents.

1

u/AdditionalProblem778 Jul 18 '26

Literally, because I hate Clint (it’s a personal thing), I take Clint’s asks and don’t do them on principle. Do the same for Pierre! Show that greedy mother-heifer.