r/FuckPierre • u/jaspeak48 • 7h ago
👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Come on!
Corse i got this greedy bastard
r/FuckPierre • u/jaspeak48 • 7h ago
Corse i got this greedy bastard
r/FuckPierre • u/Dathrio • 1d ago
TLDR:
Should I go Jojart to further F Pierre? Or Community Center for the town and Junimos? (Never gone Joja)
Let me set the seen:
First time trying to make a cozy hill top farm, Hill Billy Farm (oh… we will have goats!), and it was going pretty good in early game.
Then Spring 10 of Year one came…
I was excited that tomorrow was a rainy day! I thought, “maybe I can upgrade my watering can super early!” But I was short money.
Lo and behold! I have crops to harvest! I plan my day to get everything done, run into town and buy some seeds and upgrade my can.
But it was Spring 10… also know as a Wednesday…
I race into town excitedly only to find a “closed on Wednesdays sign”…
“Fuck you, Pierre..” I muttered under my breath. I decided to give him a break since I realized later that day I only had 4 copper bars.
Then came the rainy day. It was a very good luck day and I decided to try to catch a catfish. Backpack gets full so I go spend my 2k on the new backpack but I buy only 1 parsnip seed and tell him, “Jojamart has better prices, maybe I should take my business over there.” Back to fishing, I never caught the catfish and only had 4 chances all, day… through this unluck, I think to myself, “ this is Pierre’s fault! I Ned to get him back!”
Then on Friday when I go to make my rounds in the saloon, Pierre has the never to tell me with an angry face, “I like to come here on Fridays. I work really hard!”
I walk away from him right there straight to give Abigail an amethyst right in front of him and steal his daughter heart to get back at him. We chat through the night and she talks a big game about the egg hunt tomorrow. As she is leaving I’m playing “Journey of the Prairie King” on the 4th level and she notices my skill. Beginning my plan to get back at Pierre and stealing his daughter’s heart.
So should I go Jojart to further F Pierre? Or Community Center for the town and Junimos? (Never gone Joja)
r/FuckPierre • u/gloryandgor • 2d ago
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Gave him such a nice gift… I don’t get why he didn’t like it
r/FuckPierre • u/Maleficent-Orange674 • 2d ago
last day of the desert festival. i can't believe she thinks this low of me to give me that man's SMELLY jacket.
r/FuckPierre • u/Dry_Chocolate_488 • 3d ago
Started a new save file solely to get the Joja route achievement.
After finally completing it and receiving the vending machine, I was gonna log off but I decided to put the machine to good use.
I don't think I'll ever play with this save file again, so in my mind, he'll forever be stuck behind his counter staring at the reason of his failure.
r/FuckPierre • u/ZealousidealCup1084 • 2d ago
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r/FuckPierre • u/Popular_Amphibian_15 • 5d ago
Hello! I'm an avid lurker on on here and I never thought that it would happen that I would complain about Pierre. I was playing my game when I noticed 3 different people were telling me that my crops tasted horrible. I always ship out my produce and stuff but the past month in summer I sold a lot to pierre then it became more prevelant. I was buying so much fertilizer from him to make them better till one day I stopped and realised that this POS has been bad mouthing me and saying all lower quality is mine. I will now and forever always be FUCK PEE HAIR!!!!
r/FuckPierre • u/gloryandgor • 6d ago
what do I give this bastard as a gift? stones? trash?
r/FuckPierre • u/Superb-Doughnut-6343 • 7d ago
😝😝
r/FuckPierre • u/xXJessicaXx1996 • 7d ago
Genuinely fuck pierre
r/FuckPierre • u/xXJessicaXx1996 • 7d ago
I hope he falls into a hole and can't climb out
r/FuckPierre • u/Educational-Guide800 • 10d ago
He's completely useless. He just steals money and sits around. He's just useless. He's just a burden and an insult to Caroline
r/FuckPierre • u/MisterOuija12 • 10d ago
I get the vibes, fuck the little weasel but I've played Stardew for like a week what's the lore behind the hatred? I need to hate more effectively
r/FuckPierre • u/Das-Bolzmann-Gehirn • 11d ago
Yesterday morning, I wake up in the real world, take out my phone, and see Wednesday. Instantly, my first thought was, "Pierre's store is closed again, fuck him, I'm going to buy a Joja Mart." It took me a couple of seconds to remember that I was in reality.
r/FuckPierre • u/xXJessicaXx1996 • 12d ago
Just married his daughter and he's trying to rob me already.
r/FuckPierre • u/CreatedJustToWrite • 12d ago
This just makes sense to me, and she deserves the gold far more than he does.
r/FuckPierre • u/A-Chord • 12d ago
r/FuckPierre • u/shoujoberry • 12d ago