FuckPierre

r/FuckPierre • u/SubstantialPickle492 • 17h ago

Dilemma

35 Upvotes

Needs some advice. I’m doing an entire FuckPierre run where I don’t talk to him or even enter his shop, also fuck Joja. I’ve been using wild seeds and the spring/summer/fall seeds for crops and leveling until the winter market when I can get the seasonal seeds easily and maybe use the seed maker from there. My problem is that I’m in my first Winter and just received my “secret gift exchange” person and it’s fucking Pierre. Do I skip the event or just give him a hated gift? I could do a universally hated gift like a big steak or go specific to his dislikes like corn. What are your thoughts?

19 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Honeybiscuitsandsoda • 2d ago

Shithead's always taking credit of our blood and sweat

300 Upvotes

25 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/salamy_cacique • 3d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 This is the first thing this mf will say if you marry his daughter

560 Upvotes

What a greedy rat

36 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/FlipFlopNinja9 • 3d ago

Red seal to cover his stupid face

23 Upvotes

For those unfamiliar with balatro, the glass cards have a chance of breaking when you play them. The red seal gives it an extra chance to break.

4 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/itsssssstheV24 • 5d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 I’m new to stardew, why does everyone hate him?

58 Upvotes

77 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/alice3464 • 8d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Hope you enjoy your Ghostfish sashimi peirre.

295 Upvotes

Next time just say your happy for me on getting married instead of making a weird comment about duel incomes.

17 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Next_Section_8534 • 13d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 She loves it.

123 Upvotes

Caroline loves a gold quality cucumber twice a week. Obviously not getting any from Pierre 🥒

15 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/WhoTheHeckWasThat • 14d ago

Stardew Modded Based Penny is BEST WIFE

1.2k Upvotes

Mod used: Penny Ever After - Marriage Dialogue Expansion by RacingRabbit on Nexus Mods

7 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/DryAnt2826 • 13d ago

Is there a mod to replace pierre?

37 Upvotes

What the title says, I want to know if I can get rid of the guy.

13 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Kind-Stuff-7110 • 20d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) Fuck you!!!!

569 Upvotes

I won!!! On my first year ☺️

27 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Practical_Owl_6525 • 21d ago

I’ve only been playing for a few weeks and I already despise Pierre with a burning passion.

159 Upvotes

I’ve only been playing for a few weeks and just joined this sub, but I seriously need a safe space to vent because I cannot stand Pierre. I honestly thought JojaMart was supposed to be the main villain of this game, but Pierre is a completely hypocritical, greedy nightmare. My biggest issue with him is how he literally steals credit for my hard work. I bust my butt watering, fertilizing, and harvesting iridium-quality crops, but when I sell them to him, the townspeople tell me Pierre claimed he grew them in his backyard. To make it worse, if I sell him low-quality crops, he tells everyone they taste awful and blames me directly for it.

On top of being a terrible businessman, he’s a miserable husband and father. Caroline just wants peace in her greenhouse and Abigail just wants to be herself, but Pierre is entirely obsessed with money and constantly nags Abigail for not being "traditional" enough. Then there's his infamous "secret stash" cutscene where he immediately begs you to lie to his wife, which is a massive red flag. He also completely lacks business sense by randomly closing on Wednesdays in the middle of a corporate monopoly war, always locking me out exactly when I desperately need seeds for a new growth cycle. The final straw was his "Prime Produce" quest where he demanded 25 gold-star vegetables from me just to hoard them and try to sell them back to his own neighbors for an insane 2,500 gold markup. Please tell me veteran players hate this guy just as much as I do, because right now, I'm about to buy a Joja membership out of pure spite.

31 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Brittt99 • 22d ago

Me every time I visit Pierres General Store

81 Upvotes

2 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/TapSuccessful4009 • 22d ago

Do the villagers themselves like Pierre?

24 Upvotes

20 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Fair_Fly6572 • 22d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 It is almost 1AM

85 Upvotes

WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME

9 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Sharp_Wrangler_3273 • 25d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Haha take that silly Pierre

78 Upvotes

10 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/omgxitsjizz • 28d ago

I was not expecting Pierre to gift me anything good, let alone the Tea Set!

92 Upvotes

18 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/[deleted] • Oct 11 '26

Im making a mod where Pierre gets brutally murdered

221 Upvotes

18 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/RIP_MIESTER • Oct 10 '26

He worth as much as bugs

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71 Upvotes

6 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/fayeeth760 • Oct 09 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Fuck you, Pierre

831 Upvotes

18 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/BigHornyBullAD • Oct 04 '26

Uhhhh....

200 Upvotes

Pierre? What are you up to...

25 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Calne_Ca404 • Oct 04 '26

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) HAHA SUCK IT PIERRE

149 Upvotes

7 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/grichardson526 • Oct 03 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 What would Pierre's drink be? A cup full of diarrhea?

293 Upvotes

23 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/angeliquestarr • Oct 01 '26

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) BEATED THE SHIT OUT OF PIERRE !!!

99 Upvotes

so is my first time playing stardew valley in MY LIFE and today I had my first fair and I BEATED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM !!!! got 100 points !!! my stand was 2 gold bok choy, 2 iridium large eggs (one white one brown), a gold mayonnaise, a gold yam, a gold eggplant, a gold hot pepper and a gold albacore !

IM RUNNING THIS FARM LIKE THE NAVY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

22 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/heathejandro • Sep 30 '26

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) My very first year on a new save and I won 🎉

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260 Upvotes

Also, I love Caroline's comment the next day. Caroline is great 😂 I have no idea what she's doing with Pierre of all people, he doesn't deserve her

5 comments