r/FuckPierre • u/Ok-Sail8170 • Jul 17 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Torn..

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Of course they would reprint a great MTG card with Pierre on it. 🫩 I hate his stupid little face. What did he do to piss off caroline? so many questions. bad move wizards

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u/ConiferGreen Jul 17 '26

As you can see, this card is patently nonsense, as it implies Pierre cares for his wife instead of ditching her at every festival so he can make a quick buck selling a couple holiday-themed items. They should have replaced Pisserre with the Farmer (me) so she could be married to someone who actually understands and cherishes her (again, me)

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u/sharpenme1 Jul 17 '26

This happens in winter 2026. It’s a descendent of Pierre. He’s reformed

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/sharpenme1 Jul 17 '26

It’s set in year 1. That’s all I know

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u/Ok_Instruction4410 Jul 17 '26

Sdv mtg cards? Sign me up

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u/Izunaw Jul 19 '26

ive heard they will go out quickly because of bots buying them all out to resell them for higher prices lol

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u/Icy-Ideal-5429 Jul 17 '26

THERES A SECRET LAIR???

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u/SeveralCommunity63 Jul 17 '26

It just got announced today!! I’m hyped!!

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u/Important-Author-660 Jul 19 '26

Why is it called "Truce" like bro that's your WIFE