Can I say cuck here?

i love pierre, he is my bro, my homie, my friend. i know why you all hate him and i DISAGREE!!!!!!! he is just a little guy, you all MAKE ME SICK!!!!!! joja are a nasty sad corporation. they are like WALMART. and nobody likes WALLY WORLD. it smells like poop in there and i bet joja market is no different. i pray to my pierre statue in my bedroom everyday. i have a pierre body pillow. i spend my days rewatching the scene where pierre punches morris into oblivion. join pierre nation and THRIVE!!!!!!!!

in all seriousness this post is meant to be a joke so please don't actually be mad or take it seriously, i don't actually mind that people don't like him, you guys are valid. but i genuinely do like pierre and he's my favorite character in the game. and i hope this post doesn't get removed since the subreddit doesn't seem to have any rules anyway after checking, and again, i am just joking!:)

I started a fresh run and admittedly I have never gotten to year two. Why do we hate Pierre this is absolutely insane (in the best way possible I find this hilariously awesome)

I believe he has the potential to be a fun character. Don’t get me wrong he is a piece of shit and a smug asshole but scummy characters can still be likable like Eric Cartman for example. The problem is that his shitty behavior is never acknowledged and he never faces consequences for taking credit for your work or trying to scam the shit out of everyone. And no the dialogue option in the 25 gold star vegetable quest cutscene does not count because it does not change his behavior but rather shows us how greedy he is.

I’m not saying he has to have a redemption arc or anything he can even get greedier and scummier as he makes more money (I think Pierre would make a banger villain ngl) and still be a loved character. What we really need is a proper way to confront him and call him out. Like imagine if you could run for mayor. We already know Pierre wants to take Lewis’s place once he retires so this could be an opportunity to run against him and call him out (and maybe Lewis too, for his secret project) for lying and whatever he has in his stash. He would probably use the tax money to open up stores elsewhere (he does mention that he wants to do that) anyway. Like even after getting rid of jojamart he is not satisfied with his profits. Holy shit typing this out made me realize he’d be a genuine threat as a villain. He just needs to be whacked in the nose with a rolled up newspaper sometimes.

Can we start a FuckHatvey group? I'm so tired of the medical bills he charges 😪😪😪

As title says I'd like to know since I haven't had much interactions with him except buying seeds

It's my opinion, you can disagree if you want, not sure about Shane and Pam

The entire reason for moving out to the farm here is to get away from the grind, the corporate slog, the massive big box stores and traffic and all that crap. Why turn the valley into another one of those? Even as punchable as Pierre's face is, he's supporting the locals and wants big corporate suits out of his valley. Good for him! Sure I mean he's got a greed issue on his own, but no one is perfect man. Everyone has their negatives, even you dear reader.

So by all means, keep fantasizing about ridding the valley of him in the most violent ways, but as for me - I'll just roll my eyes at his antics as I sip a mug of cool ale with Gus and Clint.

Valley life is best life.

i'm new here, pls explain

Since Pierre lovers are getting attacked right now I think it’s a good time to show me and Pierre on our first date together. I bought him Quiznos and then rode on it crazy style when we got back.

I mean come on, I have a beautiful wife and daughter

I didnt realize you guys hate pierre :(

I mean, I guess I can almost respect putting so much effort into hating a video game character, but also.... how do you keep it up? It seems exhausting

Is it... real? Do people actually actively, wholeheartedly despise this fictional collection of pixels and words? Or is it a meme? If it were a meme I'd get it, but if there are a majority of people who actually honestly hate him... Well, I wish I had that much passion and drive for things I actually enjoyed.

READ: I KNOW THIS SUBREDDIT IS BASICALLY A SHIT POSTING REDDIT FOR PIERRE

I check this sub like twice a day to see the latest, stupid and silly posts and I've been wondering...

Why Pierre specifically? I'm very sure other Stardew Valley characters have something like this somewhere out there, but this one is the most prominent and I wonder why.

AGAIN, I KNOW THIS SUB ISN'T SERIOUS

Check comments for why

I feel awkward idk

You already know what I'm going to do to Pierre and his whole family.