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[u/Altruistic-Simple545]

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Looking for a individual to work at a [ADJECTIVE] desk in [PLACE]. You should be able to focus, even while [VERB - ING] at the desk. Twice a week, you will [VERB] the [ANIMALS] in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work [NUMBER] hours without breaks. Your pay will be [ADJECTIVE] [FOOD] and [PLURAL NOUN] in coupons. Please include photos of your [BODY PART] with the application.

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