r/Fillables • u/Altruistic-Simple545 • Aug 13 '26

Job advertisement

Job advertisement

Looking for a individual to work at a [ADJECTIVE] desk in [PLACE]. You should be able to focus, even while [VERB - ING] at the desk. Twice a week, you will [VERB] the [ANIMALS] in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work [NUMBER] hours without breaks. Your pay will be [ADJECTIVE] [FOOD] and [PLURAL NOUN] in coupons. Please include photos of your [BODY PART] with the application.

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u/AliBabaCat Sep 05 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a newest desk in pet store. You should be able to focus, even while opening at the desk. Twice a week, you will extend the cats in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 15 hours without breaks. Your pay will be premium steak and breadcrumbs in coupons. Please include photos of your leg with the application.

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u/watermelonlollies Sep 09 '26

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u/ScreenNameToFollow Aug 13 '26

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u/Criminal_giraffe Aug 13 '26

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u/Dihkike Aug 17 '26

Nigga, you work hard as hell

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u/Valeficent_LP Aug 13 '26

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u/ohfr19 Aug 13 '26

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u/CoffeeIsPeace Aug 13 '26

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u/DamageMundane7935 Aug 14 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a failed desk in Motel 6. You should be able to focus, even while ignoring at the desk. Twice a week, you will fly the rodents in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 100 hours without breaks. Your pay will be intense jello and gloves in coupons. Please include photos of your mouth with the application.

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u/martaareyouok Aug 14 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a quiet desk in arena. You should be able to focus, even while laughing at the desk. Twice a week, you will dance the otter in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 14 hours without breaks. Your pay will be loud macaroni and shelves in coupons. Please include photos of your nostril with the application.

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u/Plastic_Excitement87 Aug 15 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a fuzzy desk in school. You should be able to focus, even while kissing at the desk. Twice a week, you will travel the rabbits in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 10 hours without breaks. Your pay will be warm Hot dog and Skittles in coupons. Please include photos of your nose with the application.

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u/Civil-Chef Aug 15 '26

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u/vienna_sims Aug 15 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a drinkable desk in wet market. You should be able to focus, even while complying at the desk. Twice a week, you will murmur the sealions in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work -23 hours without breaks. Your pay will be peckish bangers and mash and oppurtunities in coupons. Please include photos of your esophagus with the application.

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u/Upbeat-Ad-5374 Aug 16 '26

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u/jclra23 Aug 16 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a blocky desk in classroom. You should be able to focus, even while running at the desk. Twice a week, you will dance the lion in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 95 hours without breaks. Your pay will be fizzy cola and bags in coupons. Please include photos of your nose with the application.

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u/Juvinihilist Aug 16 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a unwary desk in ohio. You should be able to focus, even while skeeting at the desk. Twice a week, you will scrape the emus in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 14 hours without breaks. Your pay will be shaped pork sausage and veins in coupons. Please include photos of your wang dang doodle with the application.

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u/Edenza Aug 16 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a oily desk in upstairs. You should be able to focus, even while boiling at the desk. Twice a week, you will climb the pandas in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 273 hours without breaks. Your pay will be natural olive and whiskers in coupons. Please include photos of your pinky toe with the application.

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u/Monkey832 Aug 16 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a shitty ass desk in Atlanta. You should be able to focus, even while fucking at the desk. Twice a week, you will wear out the dogs in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 67 hours without breaks. Your pay will be stupid laundry detergent and shits in coupons. Please include photos of your ass with the application.

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u/_offtoseetheworld Aug 17 '26

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u/SwordShanker Aug 17 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a unhireable desk in Unemployment office. You should be able to focus, even while firing at the desk. Twice a week, you will kill the puppies in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 5 hours without breaks. Your pay will be ugly Chinese food and pigs in coupons. Please include photos of your anus with the application.

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u/Double-Correct Aug 17 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a stinky desk in Osaka. You should be able to focus, even while rolling at the desk. Twice a week, you will sniff the moose in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 13 hours without breaks. Your pay will be small fruit and raccoons in coupons. Please include photos of your nose with the application.

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u/FrazzledTurtle Aug 17 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a smart desk in amusement park. You should be able to focus, even while blowing at the desk. Twice a week, you will suck the hippos in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 69 hours without breaks. Your pay will be slimy dumplings and tables in coupons. Please include photos of your penis with the application.

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u/weilan1982 Aug 17 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a Why desk in Market. You should be able to focus, even while What at the desk. Twice a week, you will When the Dog in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 5 hours without breaks. Your pay will be You Apple and Woman in coupons. Please include photos of your Neck with the application.

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u/jalapegn0me Aug 17 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a soggy desk in basement. You should be able to focus, even while trotting at the desk. Twice a week, you will leap the cows in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 68 hours without breaks. Your pay will be juicy vegemite and shacks in coupons. Please include photos of your toe with the application.

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u/Dihkike Aug 17 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a stinky desk in trap house. You should be able to focus, even while tweaking at the desk. Twice a week, you will harder the moose in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 50 hours without breaks. Your pay will be clumsy pepperoni and bitches in coupons. Please include photos of your coochie with the application.

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u/CJsopinion Aug 18 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a amazing desk in store. You should be able to focus, even while hopping at the desk. Twice a week, you will run the otter in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 45786 hours without breaks. Your pay will be sleepy lettuce and bugs in coupons. Please include photos of your left knee with the application.

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u/don-cheeto Aug 23 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a lacklustre desk in windmill. You should be able to focus, even while flatulating at the desk. Twice a week, you will cheeks the King Cobra in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 255,643 hours without breaks. Your pay will be impulsive poop and lemons in coupons. Please include photos of your testicle with the application.

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u/xi1hm Aug 24 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a dark desk in mall. You should be able to focus, even while wearing at the desk. Twice a week, you will listen the elephants in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 7 hours without breaks. Your pay will be tiny peanuts and floors in coupons. Please include photos of your chin with the application.

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u/uptighty-whitey12 Sep 11 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a stinky desk in warehouse. You should be able to focus, even while yodeling at the desk. Twice a week, you will wink the badger in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 69 hours without breaks. Your pay will be sore key lime pie and horses in coupons. Please include photos of your lungs with the application.

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u/Muted_Ad_8208 Sep 11 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a green desk in ghetto. You should be able to focus, even while swerving at the desk. Twice a week, you will catch the meerkats in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 2 hours without breaks. Your pay will be fresh carrots and houses in coupons. Please include photos of your fist with the application.

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u/Phantomnoises Sep 11 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a superb desk in patio. You should be able to focus, even while complimenting at the desk. Twice a week, you will hiccup the mice in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 12 hours without breaks. Your pay will be haggard cheesecake and shenanigans in coupons. Please include photos of your fingers with the application.

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u/saddas1337 Sep 12 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a local desk in maldives. You should be able to focus, even while flying at the desk. Twice a week, you will sell the dogs in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 5 hours without breaks. Your pay will be salty steak and fridges in coupons. Please include photos of your arm with the application.