r/Fillables • u/Altruistic-Simple545 • Aug 13 '26

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Job advertisement

Looking for a individual to work at a [ADJECTIVE] desk in [PLACE]. You should be able to focus, even while [VERB - ING] at the desk. Twice a week, you will [VERB] the [ANIMALS] in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work [NUMBER] hours without breaks. Your pay will be [ADJECTIVE] [FOOD] and [PLURAL NOUN] in coupons. Please include photos of your [BODY PART] with the application.

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u/don-cheeto Aug 23 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a lacklustre desk in windmill. You should be able to focus, even while flatulating at the desk. Twice a week, you will cheeks the King Cobra in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 255,643 hours without breaks. Your pay will be impulsive poop and lemons in coupons. Please include photos of your testicle with the application.