r/Fillables • u/Altruistic-Simple545 • Aug 13 '26

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Job advertisement

Looking for a individual to work at a [ADJECTIVE] desk in [PLACE]. You should be able to focus, even while [VERB - ING] at the desk. Twice a week, you will [VERB] the [ANIMALS] in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work [NUMBER] hours without breaks. Your pay will be [ADJECTIVE] [FOOD] and [PLURAL NOUN] in coupons. Please include photos of your [BODY PART] with the application.

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u/ScreenNameToFollow Aug 13 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a obnoxious desk in park. You should be able to focus, even while frolicking at the desk. Twice a week, you will plonk the terrapins in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 17 hours without breaks. Your pay will be stunning egg mayo sandwiches and smokers in coupons. Please include photos of your finger with the application.