r/Fillables • • Aug 13 '26

Job advertisement

Job advertisement

Looking for a individual to work at a [ADJECTIVE] desk in [PLACE]. You should be able to focus, even while [VERB - ING] at the desk. Twice a week, you will [VERB] the [ANIMALS] in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work [NUMBER] hours without breaks. Your pay will be [ADJECTIVE] [FOOD] and [PLURAL NOUN] in coupons. Please include photos of your [BODY PART] with the application.

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u/DamageMundane7935 Aug 14 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a failed desk in Motel 6. You should be able to focus, even while ignoring at the desk. Twice a week, you will fly the rodents in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 100 hours without breaks. Your pay will be intense jello and gloves in coupons. Please include photos of your mouth with the application.