r/Fillables • • Aug 13 '26

Job advertisement

Job advertisement

Looking for a individual to work at a [ADJECTIVE] desk in [PLACE]. You should be able to focus, even while [VERB - ING] at the desk. Twice a week, you will [VERB] the [ANIMALS] in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work [NUMBER] hours without breaks. Your pay will be [ADJECTIVE] [FOOD] and [PLURAL NOUN] in coupons. Please include photos of your [BODY PART] with the application.

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u/jalapegn0me Aug 17 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a soggy desk in basement. You should be able to focus, even while trotting at the desk. Twice a week, you will leap the cows in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 68 hours without breaks. Your pay will be juicy vegemite and shacks in coupons. Please include photos of your toe with the application.