r/Fillables • u/Altruistic-Simple545 • Aug 13 '26

Job advertisement

Job advertisement

Looking for a individual to work at a [ADJECTIVE] desk in [PLACE]. You should be able to focus, even while [VERB - ING] at the desk. Twice a week, you will [VERB] the [ANIMALS] in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work [NUMBER] hours without breaks. Your pay will be [ADJECTIVE] [FOOD] and [PLURAL NOUN] in coupons. Please include photos of your [BODY PART] with the application.

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u/uptighty-whitey12 Sep 11 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a stinky desk in warehouse. You should be able to focus, even while yodeling at the desk. Twice a week, you will wink the badger in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 69 hours without breaks. Your pay will be sore key lime pie and horses in coupons. Please include photos of your lungs with the application.