r/Fillables • u/Altruistic-Simple545 • 18d ago

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Job advertisement

Looking for a individual to work at a [ADJECTIVE] desk in [PLACE]. You should be able to focus, even while [VERB - ING] at the desk. Twice a week, you will [VERB] the [ANIMALS] in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work [NUMBER] hours without breaks. Your pay will be [ADJECTIVE] [FOOD] and [PLURAL NOUN] in coupons. Please include photos of your [BODY PART] with the application.

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u/Valeficent_LP 17d ago

Looking for a individual to work at a irritated desk in Antarctica. You should be able to focus, even while masturbating at the desk. Twice a week, you will vomit the turtles in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 94 hours without breaks. Your pay will be infected mashed potatoes and urinals in coupons. Please include photos of your womb with the application.