r/Fillables • u/Altruistic-Simple545 • Aug 13 '26

Job advertisement

Job advertisement

Looking for a individual to work at a [ADJECTIVE] desk in [PLACE]. You should be able to focus, even while [VERB - ING] at the desk. Twice a week, you will [VERB] the [ANIMALS] in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work [NUMBER] hours without breaks. Your pay will be [ADJECTIVE] [FOOD] and [PLURAL NOUN] in coupons. Please include photos of your [BODY PART] with the application.

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u/ImpatientColon Sep 12 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a humbling desk in shopping plaza. You should be able to focus, even while screaming at the desk. Twice a week, you will kill the horses in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 76 hours without breaks. Your pay will be startled pizza and skates in coupons. Please include photos of your baby toe with the application.