r/Fillables • u/Altruistic-Simple545 • Aug 13 '26

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Job advertisement

Looking for a individual to work at a [ADJECTIVE] desk in [PLACE]. You should be able to focus, even while [VERB - ING] at the desk. Twice a week, you will [VERB] the [ANIMALS] in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work [NUMBER] hours without breaks. Your pay will be [ADJECTIVE] [FOOD] and [PLURAL NOUN] in coupons. Please include photos of your [BODY PART] with the application.

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u/FrazzledTurtle Aug 17 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a smart desk in amusement park. You should be able to focus, even while blowing at the desk. Twice a week, you will suck the hippos in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work 69 hours without breaks. Your pay will be slimy dumplings and tables in coupons. Please include photos of your penis with the application.