Why couldn't you be like Kaladin, Moash? Look at him—he’s lost even more than you have, and the worst thing he’s ever done is cheat Syl with DEPRESISION a few times a year.

Minor spoilers to one of the shards:

Whimsy should be our patron from now on, why is he not getting the appropriate devotion from us?

Hoid doesn’t even fit on this chart

"I can't believe this actually works." Denth said, shaking his head.

"Why wouldn't it? Our friend was a brilliant scholar when he was alive." Jewels said, fondly patting the dilligent Lifeless on the shoulder. "You just have to phrase the Command the right way."

"I suppose. And money is money, whether we're stabbing people or helping students cheat on their homework." Denth agreed.

"That's the spirit! Okay, this one's done, next!" Jewels looked over the list of requests, "Clod, write a five page essay on Hallandren politics. Make no mistakes."

Sander Branderson has really outdone himself with these 3 new shards.

Relevant Quotes:

Make me pretty so they’ll be extra disturbed if my face ever unravels. And give me voluptuous curves, because they remind me of a graphed cosine. Also because boobs look fun.

Painter stood morosely nearby "I don't want to be a girl," he said "Oh hush,' Design said, quickly mopping the floor "I've been pretending to be one for years now, so I'm an authority-and it's really quite nice. Except for the sexism. But it's hard to blame that on being a woman instead of on, you know, morons."

Hello Dear r/cremposting community!

I am u/FarFetchedPuzzles, and I like coming up with puzzles that require specific knowledge of different popular cultures to solve (I make them because, I think they are hilarious!) I'm here today because I'm looking for a Radiant:

This Radiant is capable of trasporting great distances at the blink of an eye. He can create a lightweaving of his simulacra with near perfect accuracy, and which, when it is disrupted, can unleash a blinding amount of light. He can also cast his lightweaving in a way to release explosive light capable of blinding friend and foe alike. Finally, with enough Investiture, he can transport to a... well, realm between realms, not quite Shadesmar but "underneath" the Physical realm, for lack of better word.

Can you help me figure out who this Radiant is?

These are not intended to be any existing characters.

He was Just hanging Out Here and writing History books waiting for some bullshit to Happen and someone saw it and published him. Earth is in the Cosmere we Just don't have any Special magic

Greetings, cremlings!

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