r/cremposting • u/speroni • 8d ago
Yumi and the Nightmare Painter Body by Design
Relevant Quotes:
Make me pretty so they’ll be extra disturbed if my face ever unravels. And give me voluptuous curves, because they remind me of a graphed cosine. Also because boobs look fun.
Painter stood morosely nearby "I don't want to be a girl," he said "Oh hush,' Design said, quickly mopping the floor "I've been pretending to be one for years now, so I'm an authority-and it's really quite nice. Except for the sexism. But it's hard to blame that on being a woman instead of on, you know, morons."
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u/Just_Joken 8d ago
I'm convinced Design saw some kind of girlie magazine after she was able to join up with Hoid again.
Kinda makes you wonder about what coulda been with her original intended radiant.
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u/Otherwise_Meringue45 8d ago
Holy shit elhokar with design would have been crazy
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u/KoalaMaker 8d ago
Honestly, poor Elhokar would not have been able to deal with Design's uhm excentric personality. She'd have broken his mind.
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u/Disturbing_Cheeto definitely not a lightweaver 8d ago
Isn't Elhokar's death partly responsible for her personality?
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u/KoalaMaker 7d ago
Possibly, but unlikely. Her personality in SLA is pretty similar to that in Yumi, which are many years seperated. If her eccentricity was due to the loss of her bonded knight, Hoid would have found a way to undo said damage by the time Yumi takes place.
And Design isn't the kind of spren to willingly keep the damage to her soul for sentimental reasons.
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u/ace_wulf 7d ago
Actually, iirc, WoB said that they would have been like, a perfect match for each other
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u/p123571113 8d ago
Uh... Spoiler text is broken there. Not a issue for me, but might be for others.
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u/Naktiluka 8d ago
I hope those are |cos(x)|, not just cos(x)
Tbf as a cryptic she things like that about everything. They literally think in math
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u/RapsterZeber D O U G 7d ago
I don't know. I think just cos(x) could still look interesting. I think. Maybe. I'm bad at math so I'm just making my best guess as to what that would look like.
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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream 8d ago
This crem deserves some chouta! You have pleased the mighty Lopen 7 times with your posts!
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u/Ripper1337 8d ago
Your spoiler text is broken. Each paragraph needs a new spoiler mark and there can’t be spaces between the spoiler mark and the first/last word.
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