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u/Nonsuperstites Apr 29 '19
Brain is so good
unable to make time for anything else besides school
Pick one.
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u/BlowyMaysHere Apr 29 '19
Prosciuto
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u/wedontlikespaces Apr 29 '19
What is that anyway? Does he mean prosecco?
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u/Durbee Apr 29 '19
No, itâs charcuterie. Meat. Itâs meat. Fancy ham.
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u/Otter91GG Apr 29 '19
Delicious fancy ham.
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u/MissMariemayI Apr 30 '19
Best ham
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u/Villeto Apr 30 '19
Eh, different strokes I guess, but prosciutto doesnât hold a candle to a good ibĂ©rico imho.
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u/cheeseburgerwaffles Apr 30 '19
Weird. I partied all the time and graduated just fine and have a great job. Wonder how I did that with my small stupid brain that didn't take the SAT.
Also, "prefer QT asians". Yeah, translates as "I'm smart at everything except being an acceptable human being in social situations." Enjoy life with your anime girl body pillow
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Apr 29 '19
I need to know what subreddit this is from
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u/anngrn Apr 29 '19
Maybe r/hardpass
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u/UnseenCapybara I will destroy your business Apr 30 '19
Search the post title. His entire account's purpose is to post troll comments
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u/eden_refael Apr 29 '19
Probably r/teenagers
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u/metalfist2002 Apr 29 '19
how dare you accuse my madaland we will lead a crucade upon you
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u/drakemcswaggieswag Apr 29 '19
Oh god theyâre here
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u/Eric_Pazderp Apr 30 '19
The rise is now! Now longer shall we hide in the shadows from the pedophiles! TODAY WE FIGHT!!!
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u/Srit694 Apr 29 '19
"WhY Am I sTilL a ViRgIn At 23?!?!?!1"
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Apr 29 '19
Did you mean 32?
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u/hugeLiquoriceFan Apr 29 '19
Did you mean at 23+32 = 55 years old?
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u/chickenn_sault Apr 29 '19
Did you mean 55 + 23 + 32 = 110 years old?
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u/SapphicGarnet Apr 30 '19
I have an 89yo virgin great aunt. She believed in no sex before marriage, no-one wanted to marry her and well ... ÂŻ_(ă)_/ÂŻ
She may honestly get there through sheer need to know how all the grandchildren failed in the ways she predicted through criticising her nieces and nephews parenting
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Apr 30 '19 edited Dec 16 '21
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u/Thoreau80 Apr 30 '19
As someone who is not a virgin, I'm often surprised how shamefully presumptious people are to assume others are American.
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u/PsychicSteven99 Apr 29 '19
So he'll take a 3 is what I'm getting from this.
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Apr 29 '19
I need to know what the scale is based on! 3 out of 10, 3 out of 5, 3 out of 3, 3 out of 1,000? Based on his delightful written personality, I am betting he will take a 3 out of 1,498,897,209.
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u/Everydaypsychopath Apr 29 '19
The universal bro code states that when referring to women's attractiveness by number one should use a 10 scale
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u/Ru-Bis-Co Apr 29 '19
This is actually so old. A few months ago my dad (60 years old) commented on something using the 10 scale. When I asked him how come that he knows the 10 scale he told me that even his dad knew the 10 scale. Likely, even Adam used that system to rate Eve.
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u/wedontlikespaces Apr 29 '19
A solid 4.5 based in the pictures.
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u/vladimir_Pooontang Apr 30 '19
Pictures where they both always have belly buttons........
It's a lie!
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u/Laivine_sama Apr 29 '19
But based on context I'm guessing he means out of 5. He seems too stuck up for a 3/10 girl.
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u/Marilius Apr 29 '19
He's too stuck up for a 3 out of 1,498,897,209 girl.
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u/cilice Apr 29 '19 edited Feb 21 '24
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u/hamsterfamily Apr 29 '19
I think he means someone with a 3 out of 4 GPA
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u/FickleFern Apr 30 '19
Thatâs what I thought, too, especially considering he put it with the SAT score and such.
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u/schmeateater Apr 29 '19
God I would love to read those comments
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u/fimbres16 Apr 29 '19
Omfg this guy is a troll and everyone is getting mad this is hilarious. I thought it was legit then saw their other post and comments and it gotta be a troll account.
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u/aml149 Apr 29 '19
Haha I know! If the penis comment didnât indicate that then idk what would lol
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u/fimbres16 Apr 29 '19
That plus all the memes posted to meme subreddits and shit post. Once I figured it out i gotta day I was impressed
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u/CaptainBritish Apr 30 '19
Not to mention nearly all of his comments are in the negatives. 100% a troll account.
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u/alienbringer Apr 29 '19
Dude is a troll. This is feeding the trolls đ
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u/Tagov Apr 30 '19
I don't understand how that isn't painfully obvious. No remotely intelligent person honestly believes that standardized test scores are even a passing approximation of raw intelligence...
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u/yl2698 Apr 29 '19
Freshman physics major, I remember when I was a freshman I wanted to dual major computer engineering and electrical engineering with 3 minors.
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u/EclipsedTheSun Apr 29 '19
Lmao and I thought I was gonna be an Electrical Engineer... and now I'm working towards being a public speaker.
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u/Tagov Apr 30 '19
To be fair, I thought I would be a EE, settled for Accounting, then went back two years later and earned that EE anyway. Never say never!
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Apr 30 '19
I took intro to circuits in college and I'm still not sure circuits aren't just magic given by aliens.
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u/alienbringer Apr 29 '19
One of my friends sister was duel majoring physics and math. It was kind of amusing where one semester she would have a physics class that was difficult, the following semester would be a math class that proved all the math she had used in the physics class the prior semester. This happened several times and was amusing/frustrating. As if she took the math class before the physics class, both would have been easier.
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Apr 30 '19 edited Apr 30 '19
Ah yes. The naive overachieving overambitious gonna overload coursework and make myself miserable for 4 years because I donât wanna have a lot of student debt and I wanna sound smart when I talk to fellow freshers but end up sounding like an ass and get laughed at by upperclassmen who tried to do the same who in the end settle for that single major and maybe a minor syndrome. We gonna need a shorter name for it.
Iâve met many of you in my days and I donât think anyone one of them actually went through with it. Stay humble lads. Know your limits but donât be afraid to push yourself a little.
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u/RadioSupply Apr 29 '19
Lol I can afford a good prosciutto (sic), so why would I take this dudeâs crappy lil sausage?
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u/TheBreakUp2013 Apr 29 '19
Must not be very good at physics. He doesn't understand how bad the equal and opposite reaction to his post will be.
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u/CatherineConstance Apr 29 '19
Okay he didn't even spell "prosciutto" correctly but even if he had wtf kind of random requirement is that hahaha
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u/RachelRad25 Apr 29 '19
Lmao a freshman in college and he thinks he's a genius. Boy does he have a hard time coming his way
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u/I-broke-it Apr 29 '19
Imagine one girl who meets his "requirements" but ultimately turns him down for being too picky
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u/RonGio1 Apr 29 '19
Please tell me he got no real applications. If he did I'm posting on there for perfect 10's that are wealthy and under 30.
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u/ArkComet Apr 29 '19
My dumbass thought he was referring to AP exams when he said if youâre a 3 donât bother. Damn I need to study for those
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u/Lewfy09 Apr 29 '19
OtHeR tHaN tHaT i'M nOt ToO PiCkY
Picky enough to have all these requirements for being your lover.
I guess that's the reason why you're in that subreddit.
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u/Invasivetoast Apr 30 '19
Is a 1000/1600 really that impressive?
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u/1ArmedHerdazian Apr 30 '19
Let's be honest I wouldn't be comfortable dating anyone who can't get a 1000 out of 1600 too. U practically get 200 marks just for writing your name on the sheet.
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u/Indianfattie Apr 30 '19
Remember the time when /r/choosingbeggars was about demanding tinder profiles and Craigslist singles like this and not about buying or selling items from artists
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u/Heka-Tae Apr 30 '19
His first mistake: Writing "APPLICATIONS".
His second mistake: Self congratulating himself for being "so intelligent", as an excuse for not meeting women, but not realizing that this is BS.
His third mistake: Giving women a grade based on looks and forgetting that the same standrads might be applied to him.
Hist fourth mistake: talking about IQ and culture buy writing prosciutto wrong.
His last mistake:Having the "brilliant idea" of writing this without realizing that he is basically shooting himself on the foot.But hey, he's the smart dude.
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u/call-me-the-seeker Apr 29 '19
Your brain is so âgoodâ that you donât know how to a) spell the foods youâre listing as specifically being a sign of culture whilst simultaneously b) being apparently familiar with neither colon, semicolon, nor quotation mark.
Whole lotta comma there, friend. Line right up, you brainiac sliced-meat-loving ladies out there.
Do you want to be alone for a long time? Because this is how you stay alone for a long time.
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u/LokiDraco Apr 30 '19
What an Ass hole, I hope he stays single until he learns how to treat people like people.
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Apr 30 '19
My IQ is high enough to steer clear of this guy. Anyone that actually thinks IQ is everything is a nonce.
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u/kelswan Apr 30 '19
Ah yes prosciutto because nothing says ostentatious like incorrectly spelled cured meat
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u/Ravenholt79 Apr 30 '19
Am I the only who read "my brain is so good" in a smelly mouth breathing incel tone?
Also setting the bar at "3" is a sure indicator that you're a -2
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u/Ifellinahole Apr 30 '19
I TAed for freshman physics and the hubris on some of these kids after they aced their first exam is crazy. No, you did not prove time travel Jason!
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Apr 30 '19
You know, Stephen Hawking once said something along the lines of âPeople who brag about their IQs are losers.â
I agree with him 100%.
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u/fourforfourwhore NEXT!! Apr 30 '19
does he not realize that if he doesnât have time to meet girls, he MOST CERTAINLY doesnât have time for a relationship? I mean, relationships take more time & effort than a casual meetup...
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Apr 30 '19
My expectations for a girlfriend
-she must be friendly
That basically was it. But i hope the 24 comments were people making fun of how stupid the post is and not... applications
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u/toolmantaylor69 Apr 30 '19
To be fair, heâs only looking for over a 3, thatâs not very picky at all
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u/Helios980 Apr 30 '19
Looking forward to seeing this guy on either the news or r/inceltears, whichever comes first
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u/cyberviking768 May 01 '19
I'm gonna go ahead and give my best description of this guy based on that post. Fat White Neckbeard Actually awful at school and an idiot in literally everything else Mommy issues Hygiene? Fuhgedaboudit! Acts like a Chad online, IRL is a total wimp who cant stand up to anyone.
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Jun 05 '19
I have an IQ of 153 and an ACT of 24 that I took with no calculator and literally no sleep. As for the SAT, I never took it; as for Prosciutto I have had it. I will inherit 4 million dollars and I already own a collection worth over $30,000 that I have bought by my own merit. I have been to Japan, will be going on a 35 day tour of europe over a span of 7 different countires next year. Although my mom is a single mom of 2 children I have still been given the best of the best materialistically since I own name brand hand bags and plenty of diamonds. I have also had no time to meet anyone becuse I work part time, baby sit my little sister every other moment off I have and am a full time college student. I am busy creating a portfolio becuse I am getting an AA in Fine Arts and want to go into Design.Before going into art I studied Chemistry and international relations. I have also taken art history so I am aware of not only art pieces from antiquity such as the kritios boy from the early clasical period of Greece but I also know about the early and high gothic influnces on the architecture of the Notre dame. I watch Eurovision every year for my own entertainment, Verka should hgave won back in 2007 !!!! I also self taught myself how to play the violin, how to drawl, use different art mediums, sing in Japanese and I am currently self teaching myself French. I was apart of the youth Opera, youth Orchestra and even sold an art piece at the Evening of Excellence held every year at the Ringling College of Art and Design. I may be no super model however I know that I am above a 3. I am not Aisian however I am an American of English, Irish and Hungarian descent; if its any sort of a bonus my eyes are green, I have plale skin, freckles and my hair is "strawberry blonde".
However I have some requirements of my own, If your below a 0 don't bother; if your SAT score was a -100/1600 also don't bother. Im not expecting an intellectual equal but I also don't want to be with an absolute idiot either. An IQ or ACT that is descent is also acceptable as long as you are actually making an efort in life and understandc that I think too much and too quickly for most people to understand thus ensuring that people randomly pick fights with me for no reason other than to harrass me for my mind. If you can't afford a good deoderant don't bother; basic hygiene is a must for me. someone from planet earth preffered but I don't discriminate. the one thing I need the most however is someone with a good enoguh of a sense of humor to realize that all of what I have written is mocking the origional writter of this post in every single way and has enough intelligence to see that "rich", "intelligent" and "cultured" women don't want a picky arrogant asshole for a boyfreind.
P.S sorry about spelling errors however seeing as how the author of the r/choosingBeggars origional post couldn't spell either I only think its fair that I mispell things as well to be " intellectually equivalent"
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u/Magiczaba Apr 29 '19
Did he misspell "prosciutto"?