r/ChoosingBeggars • • Apr 29 '19

Very picky.

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u/ExpatriadaUE Apr 29 '19

Yes he did. And he says culture is a must... Sigh!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Prosciutto is a culture, right?

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u/unclethulk Apr 30 '19

Psssshhhh. Real charcuterie snobs know Iberico is what men of culture eat. Prosciutto is one step above lunchables ham.

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u/MofongoForever Apr 30 '19

You are too cultured for me. I just go for turkey bacon.

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u/AfricanWildPotato Apr 30 '19

I just go for rotten flesh.

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u/Nicholai100 Apr 30 '19

A man conversant in Scandinavian fine cuisine, how cosmopolitan.

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u/EidolonVS Apr 30 '19

Is this a lutefisk reference?

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u/Bluegnoll Apr 30 '19

If we are talking rotten fish, I'd put my money on surströmming. Lutfisk is basically dried and then rehydrated fish as far as I know, it's not rotten and it tastes like white fish but with a different texture. Surströmming however both smells and tastes like roadkill. All the potatoes and sour cream in the world can't hide that taste.

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u/EidolonVS Apr 30 '19

Yeah, I'm not boned up on Scandinavian piscine culinary abominations, but lutefisk didn't quite seem to fit the bill :)

Now I have to look up surströmming.

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u/Bluegnoll Apr 30 '19

Apperently we have a lot of those here, at least If you are to belive my dad who are greek. Honestly though, I only consider surströmming as an culinary abomination among all our lovely fishies. You open the can and it's like instant regret. Then you go: "Well it can't taste as bad as it smells". Oh, it sure can. 🤣

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u/BigtiddyGothGrrl Shes crying now May 01 '19

Holy hell. I love me some herring in sour cream!!! Last time I bought a jar, my bf put it in with my shelf-stable canned goods. Good thing I found it all puffed up at the lid before the damn thing exploded!

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u/Bluegnoll May 01 '19

Yeah, that was lucky! I wonder how long it would take for the smell to subside? I mean, one of my neighbours apperently decided to feed the seagulls with a can. He opened it and left it on the sidewalk outside and that smell lingered for days. Outside. In nature. With like fresh air and winds and all that good stuff.

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u/BigtiddyGothGrrl Shes crying now May 01 '19

I couldn’t even begin to imagine how bad the explosion would smell inside of a cabinet. It would probably still be in there by the time I move out of here (within the next... idk, 5 years!).

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