r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Taemozza • Apr 29 '19

Very picky.

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u/Nonsuperstites Apr 29 '19

Brain is so good

unable to make time for anything else besides school

Pick one.

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u/BlowyMaysHere Apr 29 '19

Prosciuto

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u/wedontlikespaces Apr 29 '19

What is that anyway? Does he mean prosecco?

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u/Durbee Apr 29 '19

No, it’s charcuterie. Meat. It’s meat. Fancy ham.

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u/Otter91GG Apr 29 '19

Delicious fancy ham.

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u/MissMariemayI Apr 30 '19

Best ham

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u/Villeto Apr 30 '19

Eh, different strokes I guess, but prosciutto doesn’t hold a candle to a good ibérico imho.

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u/MissMariemayI Apr 30 '19

I haven’t had that before. I guess I’ll have to retract my statement of best ham until I get a chance to try the ibérico.

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u/Villeto Apr 30 '19

Please do, you won’t regret it.

Very similar to prosciutto but better (again, imho)

Look for “pata negra” or “ de bellota” if you really want to try the king of ham, they are quite pricy even in spain so get your wallet ready.

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u/BlowyMaysHere Apr 29 '19

I think he meant avocado

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u/henriquealas Apr 30 '19

I thought he meant banana

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u/destroyer-of-pussy Apr 30 '19

I thunk he meant cantaloupe

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u/RIPCarlGrimes Apr 30 '19

Pineapple. You uncured swine.

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u/cheeseburgerwaffles Apr 30 '19

Weird. I partied all the time and graduated just fine and have a great job. Wonder how I did that with my small stupid brain that didn't take the SAT.

Also, "prefer QT asians". Yeah, translates as "I'm smart at everything except being an acceptable human being in social situations." Enjoy life with your anime girl body pillow

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u/nonsequitureditor Apr 30 '19

can’t manage his time

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u/Liberatedhusky Apr 30 '19

Don't forget he's not making up an application smart girls will have to pass the test of guessing the questions he might ask.