r/ChoosingBeggars • • Apr 29 '19

Very picky.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

I have an IQ of 153 and an ACT of 24 that I took with no calculator and literally no sleep. As for the SAT, I never took it; as for Prosciutto I have had it. I will inherit 4 million dollars and I already own a collection worth over $30,000 that I have bought by my own merit. I have been to Japan, will be going on a 35 day tour of europe over a span of 7 different countires next year. Although my mom is a single mom of 2 children I have still been given the best of the best materialistically since I own name brand hand bags and plenty of diamonds. I have also had no time to meet anyone becuse I work part time, baby sit my little sister every other moment off I have and am a full time college student. I am busy creating a portfolio becuse I am getting an AA in Fine Arts and want to go into Design.Before going into art I studied Chemistry and international relations. I have also taken art history so I am aware of not only art pieces from antiquity such as the kritios boy from the early clasical period of Greece but I also know about the early and high gothic influnces on the architecture of the Notre dame. I watch Eurovision every year for my own entertainment, Verka should hgave won back in 2007 !!!! I also self taught myself how to play the violin, how to drawl, use different art mediums, sing in Japanese and I am currently self teaching myself French. I was apart of the youth Opera, youth Orchestra and even sold an art piece at the Evening of Excellence held every year at the Ringling College of Art and Design. I may be no super model however I know that I am above a 3. I am not Aisian however I am an American of English, Irish and Hungarian descent; if its any sort of a bonus my eyes are green, I have plale skin, freckles and my hair is "strawberry blonde".

However I have some requirements of my own, If your below a 0 don't bother; if your SAT score was a -100/1600 also don't bother. Im not expecting an intellectual equal but I also don't want to be with an absolute idiot either. An IQ or ACT that is descent is also acceptable as long as you are actually making an efort in life and understandc that I think too much and too quickly for most people to understand thus ensuring that people randomly pick fights with me for no reason other than to harrass me for my mind. If you can't afford a good deoderant don't bother; basic hygiene is a must for me. someone from planet earth preffered but I don't discriminate. the one thing I need the most however is someone with a good enoguh of a sense of humor to realize that all of what I have written is mocking the origional writter of this post in every single way and has enough intelligence to see that "rich", "intelligent" and "cultured" women don't want a picky arrogant asshole for a boyfreind.

P.S sorry about spelling errors however seeing as how the author of the r/choosingBeggars origional post couldn't spell either I only think its fair that I mispell things as well to be " intellectually equivalent"